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we're not kids anymore.
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@anxietytrashpanda
I'm trying to make a habit out of tumblr. Until then I will simply pop up like the unwanted crakc aunt.
you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life
Me doing everything and nothing simultaneously.
Sometimes my brain just forgets that breathing is a thing it's supposed to do. Then when I gasp dramatically to restart my respiration every one looks concerned.
Me: Chilling playing a video game.
Sibling from the kitchen: "Where the fuck is the cilantro! "
Me: Confused "Why are you looking for a spell?"
Sibling:
I feel like being an npc today. No thoughts. Preprogrammed responses only.
I want soup but I've already fully committed to bedtime
I've been laying in bed thinking about wanting soup for almost 2 hours
write it down, soup tomorrow?
breakfast floor soup was my only path forward
The bowl sitting right next to an open controller gives me all the anxiety.
These whisper engines they put in cars suck. I can't hear them coming. I want my engine to wake the dead. And no I don't care it interrupted your beauty sleep at 4 am.
just wanted to say that you are cute and the fog is not coming. you are beautiful and you really do not have to worry about the fog because it's not coming. The fog wouldn't even be a problem if it was coming, it isn't though, and you are very pretty
Does OP know something we dont?
accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem
Time is an Illusion. You blink and you're 47 and everyone's died of medical malpractice.
If the zombie apocalypse happened I probably wouldn't notice for a week.
life and death and love and birth and peace and love on the planet earth
The best part of this is that "virgin Molotov Cocktail" would itself be a great nickname for a jar of piss
I see your piss and I raise you used tampons.
Piss and blood can both be DNA tested
DNA testing is time and labour consuming
DNA is harder to definitively match when contaminated by three or more sources
PROPOSITION:
Either so many people start throwing piss that they run out of resources to pursue everyone who does it, or everyone shares The Communal Piss Bucket for maximum anonymity
if you don't have water on standby when you're going to bed, you're doing it wrong. and if I can be brutally honest you suck at bedtime
If I don't have water it means I can scuttle down from my ceiling nest at 3 am to retrieve it.
The world only exists when I focus on it.
Not even a month in and I have given up. No more improvements. From now on i am the problem.
Karma happened. I am bumping into everything. Every what is now my problem.
Not even a month in and I have given up. No more improvements. From now on i am the problem.