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call me elin | 21 | she/her, they/them, and xe/xir | stuff that amuses me | d20 and cats, with some sanders sides, naddpod, and other fandoms | ace lesbian | let me know if you want me to tag anything

[anxious-logic]

Fic requests open, read the guidelines!

Masterpost

Because I’ve seen everyone else do one and I’ve written... kind of a lot, so I’ll put them all in one place. (Or at least, I’m going to try, I forget easily and so will probably miss something, at some point.)

Please let me know if any links are broken/lead to the wrong place, I will do my best to fix it!

Basic format: Title with Tumblr link, Ship, AO3 Rating. Word count. Genre. (If part of another multi-part series.) AO3 link

Current multi-chapter fic: “You’re Okay,” Romantic Analogical, T. In progress. Fluff, hurt/comfort, college AU. AO3

Soulmate September (AO3)

Short Series (2-5 stories and <5,000 words in each)

Drabbles (-1,000 words)

One-Shots (1,000-10,000 words)

Multichapter Fics

Long One-Shots (10,000+ words)

New Year, Old Tropes (AO3)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Dysphoria Hoodie is so real but can we give a round of applause to Autism Hoodie?

u were always there for my autistic ass when textures were awful, the world was too bright & loud, eye contact needed to be avoided, and i didn't know what to do with my hands. u even let me use your pullstrings as a stim toy. truest ride or die bestie i'll ever know 🫶💖🫡

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"they're the same hoodie" that is FREQUENTLY CORRECT

[shutyourmoustache]

Making exercises more accessible to the disabled? Fuck yeah!

[anxious-logic]

not me getting jump scared by the fact that spn is in the tumblr trending tags right now. dunno if I thought something big had happened politically or that something had happened again in the canon.

either way it looks like I was wrong. dunno what else I expected on the spn fandom website.

[zvaigzdelasas]

Sure since adopting self checkout they got rid of 99% of grocery workers and if something goes wrong you gotta just stand there for 20 minutes while the employee managing 30% of the store singlehandedly tries to juggle helping you with their other responsibilities. But at least groceries are less expensive now right. Why are you trying to whisper in my ear I have a girlfriend

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

the stores are flithy and disorganized and I've run into expired products on more than one occasion and there's often a grand total 3 employees for a 5000 square foor supermarket doing their best but at least they paying those guys well with plenty of benefits. folks I just recieved a memo

[logorrhea5mip]

The notable thing here before luddite Tumblr shows up is, there's absolutely nothing fucking wrong about with self checkout machines. I love them. They save time, since instead of me waiting while the cashier scans the stuff im scanning the stuff while noone is waiting.

The problem, as always, is the capitalist mode of production, where instead of that improvement being passed onto the workers (say, you still employ the same number of people, but they work shorter hours for the same pay and also provide a better service) it's passed onto the capitalist class, while the worker is even worse off.

[str-ngeloop]

"public schooling in america is by and large not designed for ideal learning and has a lot of fucked up incentives and structures that encourage mistreatment of children" ✅

"it would be preferable to have no structure or standardization and just go by vibes" ❌

"education itself is the problem, knowledge is fake, math and writing are unimportant, and ignorance is wisdom" ❌❌❌

[traumatization]

pisses me tf off when i’m just scrolling and i accidentally click an answer on a poll and it’s not the answer i would have clicked. it makes me feel like im fucking with real scientific data and ruining the outcome for people who spent their life gathering this poll data. i’m so sorry i ruined your life’s work with my clicking.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

reblog to reassure the next person who reads this that everything is going to be okay and it’s all going to get easier soon

[depsidase]

[chekhovs-slinky]

“We didn’t have all this autism when I was a kid”

Yea, you had changelings and demonic possession and “brats” and “back talk”, and kids that were “not all there”, your aunt who’s “crazy”, and your second cousin no one ever talks about cuz he’s “special”, and if you’re fucking lucky, your elder uncle who lives a nice quiet life with his 70 lego sets and writes grocery stores about changing the light bulbs cuz they’re too harsh.

[fridakahloblvd]

not to put this user on blast, but ohmygod this may be the funniest thing i’ve ever seen 😭😭

[infectiouspiss]

you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

[iwritebigbellies-blog]

I was 22 when I got my first bookstore job, and at the time my entire experience of "old people" was my grandparents, none of whom had been particularly healthy, and none of whom I was close with. To my young eyes, all they did was sit around and be old. That was life after 60.

The owner of the bookstore was this grand old dame of 76 who had been in the business for 40 years. She'd had three kids with a husband who was extremely gay, and as soon as those were old enough, they split up. She read on an epic scale, was an avid follower of the opera, sang in several choirs, and scheduled arts programming for a private club. She had gentleman callers (so they styled themselves) at the store continuously the entire fifteen years I worked there--yah, into her NINETIES. She never took up seriously with any of them, because they couldn't keep up. She was impeccably dressed and put together every single day of her life, drank regularly, and said they would pry her estrogen supplements out of her cold, dead hands. She had a gang of elderly single lady friends, though, and they went out every night of the week. They knew everything and everyone, collectively. She got her first smart phone in her mid-80s and became extremely Online. I bet she's on Tumblr now. She is 96.

This blew my mind. Life didn't have to be over...ever.

We worship youth in our culture. Only the young have futures, and the aged exist to enable the lives of the young. We act as if by the time you hit forty, you've had your chance. You are now expected to step aside and scede life to others.

FUCK THAT. I have a lot of life ahead of me. I have places to go and books to read and people to fuck and food to eat and music to dance to and emotions to feel and nazis to punch and stories to tell and hearts to break and ventures to capitalize and empires to conquer. I am going to be doing this for the next fifty years, minimum.

Life has so much in it. Do it all, forever.

[greppelheks]

[memecucker]

[hungwy]

[foundminerva]

loook at this kitten i found on twitter

[isthemreadable]

Exciting new Twitter Cat has a curious meow... PLUS, it has a readable M for all your M-Head needs.

Buy it today! Prices provided @kittybroker as long as they reblog after me. Proceeds will go to Twitter*... and the humane society!

*Twitter's problematic owner will NOT receive the money.

[kittybroker]

Quizzical little kitty enchanted by the great wonders of the world! And wonders too are these prices! Now valued at only $7.99!

[only-tiktoks]

[rainwasheseverythingaway]

The blue effect is also how Tide works, so if you can’t find the bluing products shown in the video, you can try using Tide. Regardless of what you use though it works because the blue helps color correct for yellowing that whites easily pick up. (Save Dawn for non clothes things though) (also if you have sensitive skin and use Tide, be sure to set for an extra rinse)

Vinegar is also really good for getting pet smells, including accidents, out.

Adding in a little borax powder to the drum is good for a detergent booster, especially if you have hard water issues.

[weaselle]

i learned so many things so quickly! and that, friends, is one of my very favorite feelings

[hunter-rodrigez]

tumblr’s aging user base yadi-yadi-ya…

[sixty-silver-wishes]

happy pride month to the fuck tree I guess

[quantum-dragon]