Sometimes the best man for the job isn't

This is the place where I reblogg lots of stuff I like/ am interrested in :)

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kayjellybeans]

NO FUCKIN WAY

[siley-the-wizard]

Top 5 spells banned by the wizard government

[duamuteffe]

@wizard-council-bureaucrat

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

The status of this spell is:

BANNED

As cruel and unusual punishment to wizards

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Tango. Uniform. Mike. Bravo. Lima. Romeo.

[gayhornythoughts]

Kilo.

[shelf-of-strange-stuff]

Uniform.

[clamberingcat]

November

[clairestrogen]

Golf.

[queerbeverage]

Papa

[probablynotsamantha]

Oscar

[currann]

Whiskey

[tolbre]

Papa

[ewoly-abyss]

Echo

[kimmy9062]

November

[bullet-soup]

India

[mc-cookies]

Sierra.

[equius]

[everythingfox]

Squoosh

[beardedmrbean]

[unfriendlymoth]

[dualcasterjay]

however small you may think this dog could be, it is sooo much smaller

[teaandtoastandthyme]

that is a spice-organizer-being-used-a-staircase level of small

[owl-s-personal-bs]

Sometimes I just giggle to myself about this

[vamptits]

UNWARRANTED?

[mandywondering]

I'm a pervert little leftist short and stout here is my handle here is my [censored]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

TROUT

[myjetpack]

My latest cartoon for New Scientist

p.s. this week I am on a USA/Canada tour with my new book. Details and preorder links at www.tomgauld.com

[cleverwordsandotherstuffilike]

[marlynnofmany]

I love this for the creativity and the joy in the post. How perfectly these bits of rocks and shells show us two ladies frolicking in delight! At the beach, one might assume. They're having a great time. Good for them.

[cpericardium]

@elodieunderglass something you might appreciate!

[elodieunderglass]

Very much, thank you! What whimsy!

[yappacadaver]

Doudou gets in trouble for saying “AWAWA”

[bunjywunjy]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[robotlyra]

Okay, now I get why some people believe in spirits and shit, that little tiny wind vortex looked like a CREATURE.

[roach-works]

yeah you think 'djinn are creatures of wind and fire....how poetic! how mystical!' and then you find out that the middle east has had oil leaks for thousands of years and the brightest scientists of two thousand years ago WOULD have been able to watch a little spinning critter of wind and flame go skittering around right in front of them. and you're like, Oh.

[dambiex]

i used to publish papers with her but then she took et al in the divorce

[mrhealyourgirl]

[sandmandaddy69]

[harzilla]

Reblog to cast healing for your homies.

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

the postal service names their shit exactly like how a 16 y.o. names angsty fanfic

[punk-squirrely-ghost]

Explain.

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

try and tell me literally any one of these would not fit above a short story about two wholly random men from the MCU fingering each other, or possibly 12 chapters of one or more characters from a CW show being in high school while having a photogenic but terminal kind of cancer. try.

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

ok so i want to say in hindsight i think i could probably have been clearer

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

New line of stamps, I guess

[beardedmrbean]

Sproingggggggggg

[s0irenic]

A conductor on the Pskov-Moscow train feeds a cat named Felix sausage during a short stop in Staraya, Russa. Felix shows up every day at 22:40 & has for several years. All conductors are aware of Felix & prepare sausage in advance.(Source: Reddit)

[da-at-ass]

ALL CONDUCTORS ARE AWARE OF FELIX

[mortalityplays]

british is not synonymous with white

european is not synonymous with white

the world is not divided into USA (melting pot), white countries and brown countries

"um you know the type of person I mean when I say british" hey do you think this line of thought may have Implications

[cynical-mysanthrope]

Idk, isn't saying european /= white is like saying china /= chinese? Like yeah, other peoples live there too, but it's mostly just the one, init?

[mortalityplays]

'Chinese' is a nationality. There are 56 officially recognised ethnic groups within China. Europe is a continent, comprised of around 50 countries each with their own demographic makeup. So, no.

[hedge-rambles]

Something like 20-25% of British people are, in fact, not white. And excluding those people as "yeah but they're not like British British" is the fucking mating call of our local hooting racists.