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“ You know what? Am going to bed, no sarcasm am going straight to sleep.”
“Graaaoowr......” He grumbled.

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Big purring alien flops into your inbox like the big clicky shit into the cereal bowl that is my life
“ You know what? Am going to bed, no sarcasm am going straight to sleep.”
“Graaaoowr......” He grumbled.
Wolf has had enough of this tomfoolery.
It’s September 1st, and the school year has officially started.. Ah the pain.
(Predator starts drooling.)
I’m so tired of being taken advantage of, of being ignored and blocked and shoved aside...why the fuck does no one like me? On any of my accounts, no one fucking talks to me, or does anything with me. I’m done. I’m deleting all my accounts, I’m done with you fucking people. I’m tired of it. I already am isolated enough, having Asperger’s making me socially inept already makes me unlikable in the real world, why the fuck can’t I be presented as a fucking remotely worthy friend.
Python let out a low huff, as he watched Pari sleep. He clicked, messing with her hair. The alien looked a bit stressed and tired.
Pari was out cold, but it wasn’t until she felt something mess about with her hair that she stirred.. “Whassa matter? Wha’s happened..”
“Mrrrrr....” He mumbled. Laying back down. Letting out low tired purrs.5
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Two fav MKX Characters; Predator and Mileena. Personally I think Mileena’s Vampiress costumde is pretty awesome. The vampire look further adds on to her (sort of) Femme Fatale persona.
((Note: I personally decided to put Predator in his AVP (Scar) costume just because I dont see enough of predators in their AVP suits.))
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M!A: You now adopt a small little girl from outworld. YOU ARE NOW ALIEN DAD.
Predator tilted his head, picking up the small human child and shaking it a bit. “Rrr?” Letting out a low huff, he decided to carry the child.
Predator snarled, looking through Kitana's residence for some food. The alien was hungry. He sat down. His stomach growling. Letting out an annoyed huff, he took a head that he had recently acquired from the creature that spawned from Baraka's chest. The first of its kind, and it was a prize. He put it aside. Admiring his handiwork.
Kitana walked into her house, placing the items that she bought from the Outworld market on the small table as she at first didn’t notice the creature that was in her house. After placing some of the objects away, she heard the huff and gently walked towards where the sound was coming from. “W-What are you doing in my house?!”
He clicked, grunting a bit. He noticed his abdomen was bleeding. Glowing green blood oozing out of his body. He snarled. Seems the creature’s arm blades impaled him.
Predator huffed, nudging Mileena with his head. "Grrarr...." Wanting a bit of attention
“What?”
He nuzzled into her touch. Purring loudly just for her. His claws reached for her hand, and placed her hand under his chin for her to give him scratchies.
please ban game theory
game series with history of having a theme of corrupt cops has a game with corrupt cops more at 11
JAPANESE DEVELOPED VIDEO GAME HAS A MAP BASED ON A JAPANESE CITY, TALK ABOUT A CULTURE SHOCK
this one speaks for itself honestly
bogeyman = furry confirmed
now this is some discourse
mario is crazy, what an edgy ableist theory
“i think i’m smarter than the people who literally created zelda”
this one isnt even a theory did you fucking play earthbound you stupid asshole?
???????????
“i think i’m smarter than the game creator, part 2″
Why is Matpat still doing this shit like honestly
These all sound like clickbait titles
He may not be smarter than the creators of the games, but he’s sure smarter than alot of you fucking idiots, that’s for sure.
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Predator snuck into Jax's house, a bit hungry. He had to get food and crash out somewhere. The large alien ripped the refrigerator door completely off, before yanking the raw steak, porkchops and beef out of their compartments. Sitting down on the couch, the hunter removed his mask and sat down. Eating loudly, but quickly he laid down, getting snug on the couch. Feeling a warm feline presence plop onto his chest. He didn't mind the cat. He was just tired.
Overhearing the noise Jax woke up, and rushed downstairs, only to find the Predator in his how, and on his couch…eating his food. With a confused face he walked over to him, wondering why he was here.
“Why the hell are you in my house?”
He ignored Jax. Wanting his peace. Predator fell asleep quite quickly, too tired to have a fight with this human. He’d just have to deal with his house guest for the time being. In his sleep, he began purring loudly just like a cat.
Jax sighed, walking behind the couch, since the damn thing didn’t want to answer his question, he’d just get him talking. The cat got off of the couch, as Jax squatted down he lifted and flipped the couch over. “Speak when i’m talking to you.”
Predator snarled. Getting incredibly pissed off. He rolled off the couch, he let out a roar. How dare this human wake him up. He slept wherever he wished. Oomans were so entitled.
Predator snuck into Jax's house, a bit hungry. He had to get food and crash out somewhere. The large alien ripped the refrigerator door completely off, before yanking the raw steak, porkchops and beef out of their compartments. Sitting down on the couch, the hunter removed his mask and sat down. Eating loudly, but quickly he laid down, getting snug on the couch. Feeling a warm feline presence plop onto his chest. He didn't mind the cat. He was just tired.
Overhearing the noise Jax woke up, and rushed downstairs, only to find the Predator in his how, and on his couch…eating his food. With a confused face he walked over to him, wondering why he was here.
“Why the hell are you in my house?”
He ignored Jax. Wanting his peace. Predator fell asleep quite quickly, too tired to have a fight with this human. He’d just have to deal with his house guest for the time being. In his sleep, he began purring loudly just like a cat.
Perhaps my favorite part of the movie. Ended quickly though
A list of Video game characters whose names mean Penis:
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You know what movie I will always be proud of?
Alien vs. Predator.
Why?
Because it was a stupid premise that was going to get people’s butts in seats for one reason and one reason only, and that was to see the Alien fight the Predator, so they could literally do whatever they wanted with the rest of the movie, they didn’t care, so what did they do?
Put Sanaa Lathan in as the lead, gave her a shield made of an alien’s crest and a spear made of an alien’s tail and said “go fight alongside the Predator to save the world from an Alien Queen”, and that’s what she did. They didn’t have to do that, they could have had a white guy, they could have had a white woman, a black man, even, but no, they went with a black woman and made her incredible. And when she fought her way to the end of that movie, they made sure that the most dangerous hunters in the galaxy recognized her and respected her, and they marked her because they decided “You are a paragon of your species and we honor you as one of our own” so in this universe when the Predators think of the Best that Humanity has to offer, they imagine the face of a black woman of science with long curly hair.
THAT IS ALL.
Nevermind that the entire movie was garbage because it somehow fucked up, archaeology, climate, LOGIC, and both Alien and Predator Mythos, and it soured most of everyone who watched it. The comics did this female lead SO much better. If you only like the movie because of Alexa woods, then that’s a terrible reason. Even her acting was sub-par. However, everyone seemed to ignore her throughout the film, EVEN FUCKING LANCE HENDRICKSON’S CHARACTER WHO SOMEHOW FUCKING EMPLOYED HER! If you want something based on Alexa’s story, look in the AVP books and comics. Sure, the female was not black, she was asian, her name is Machiko, and she not just makes friends with a Predator, she fucking JOINS them, and kicks asses in all sorts of forms. They COULD have done it better. THEY COULD HAVE STICKED TO THE FUCKING COMICS. But no, we like Modern day avp set in fucking antarctica (Which is a fucking odd place to put Predators in, considering they love being warm and cozy.) The fact that Alexa’s character came out as a bit uninteresting. I’ll say this again. The Predators didn’t even give a shit about her once the Elder gave her the spear, they just fucking left her on Antarctica. And nevermind that Predators do not think of humans as remotely equal, as Machiko is constantly pushed around, and bullied by the Predators in her clan. They think of humans as whiney little animals. Just like we think of cattle. Predators have met better humans across the world. Scar was just a teenager, along with his two siblings. If it was a seasoned, veteran hunter, it would be a whole different story. BAM. That is all.