by skeevy_nyx
or, “Otacon, Who’s That?” In the style of Snake’s charming codec calls to analyze his opponents in Super Smash Bros.
As Solid Snake walks around a swanky party he’s infiltrated for a mission, he finds himself frequently stopping to ask Otacon, Mei Ling, and Colonel Campbell to update him on the guest list. He can’t help but think to himself, “There sure are a lot of lovey-dovey young couples here, huh...”
Featuring every fave gay ship I could think of XD And even some het ones for flavor! This is the closest I’ll ever get to an oldschool crackfic X’D
Words: 14290, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Metal Gear (Video Games), Fire Emblem: Soen no Kiseki/Akatsuki no Megami | Fire Emblem Path of Radiance/Radiant Dawn, Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy VIII, 幽☆遊☆白書 | YuYu Hakusho: Ghost Files (Anime & Manga), Wild Adapter, 英雄伝説 閃の軌跡 | Sen no Kiseki | The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel Series (Video Games)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Other
Characters: Solid Snake, Otacon (Metal Gear), Mei Ling (Metal Gear), Roy Campbell, Sunny Emmerich, Emma Emmerich, Meryl Silverburgh (mentioned), Johnny Sasaki (mentioned), Naomi Hunter (mentioned), Raiden (mentioned), Gray Fox (mentioned)
Relationships: Otacon/Solid Snake, Ike/Senerio | Soren, Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd/My Unit | Byleth, Felix Hugo Fraldarius/Sylvain Jose Gautier, Dorothea Arnault/Manuela Casagranda, Tidus/Yuna (Final Fantasy X Series), Kubota Makoto/Tokito Minoru, Hiei/Kurama | Minamino Shuuichi, Seifer Almasy/Squall Leonhart, Crow Armbrust/Rean Schwarzer
Additional Tags: Old man yaoi, but less doomed and less divorced, codec calls, Snake being nosy about other people's business, Otacon and his special interests, Ally Mei Ling, the crossover no one asked for, Cameos, More lore dumps than the end of MGS2, but super sweet with a happy ending I promise, Love off the battlefield, You get a (spoiler)! And you get a (spoiler)!, Everybody gets (spoiler)!, Tsunderes