It's a new world and a new start. Aziraphale has questions about beginnings.
"I already know some of your ‘firsts’. You first rescued an angel in 1792.”
“Says you. Maybe I went around rescuing loads of angels. Maybe it was a hobby of mine, like horticulture.”
“And you first ate an oyster about ten years after Yeshua’s death. In Rome.”
“Well…” Crowley cleared his throat.
“That… wasn’t your first time?”
“You said you’d never eaten an oyster! I remember distinctly!”
“I had to show you what to do!”
“I demonstrated how to suck them out of the shell! Step by step, Crowley! I must have looked like an absolute tit! How could you let me do that?”
“It just popped out, okay? When I said ‘I’ve never eaten an oyster’, that is; not the, y’know, actual oyster. I wanted to go to dinner with you!”
Words: 3336, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens)
Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
Additional Tags: Love Confessions, Humor, Drinking & Talking, Banter, First Time, Lot of firsts really, Dialogue Heavy, Idiots in Love, Aziraphale Is Trying (Good Omens), Aziraphale is "just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing" (Good Omens), Crowley is a Mess (Good Omens), Discussion of masturbation, discussion of the P spot, Embarrassment olympics, Crowley's first oyster, one-upmanship, Someone tell Crowley this is a date, What do you get for the demon who has everything, Try dried crickets, No crickets were harmed in the writing of this fic, Party Games, Sort Of, when I falllll in love it will be forevverrrrr, Someone fell in love in Eden and it's not who you think, Top Aziraphale (Good Omens), Bottom Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens), Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens)