There was a minor problem with Ithlinne's Prophecy.
Emhyr var Emreis was convinced it was about him.
Several kings, mages, prophets, scholars, and at least one particularly enthusiastic cult were also convinced it was about them.
None of them were correct.
Geralt of Rivia was trying his best.
Sigismund Dijkstra was trying very hard to locate one missing bard before the Continent collapsed.
Jaskier wanted absolutely nothing to do with any of it, thank you very much.
He wanted songs. Stories and Adventure. A certain white-haired witcher and preferably in that order.
Unfortunately, Destiny had read the prophecy.
And, like everyone else, it enjoyed a good joke.
How Jaskier accidentally became immortal, united the races of the Continent, dismantled an empire, fulfilled an ancient prophecy, inherited a kingdom he did not want, and spent most of the process attempting to seduce one (1) white-haired witcher while actively avoiding his own coronation.
Words: 1640, Chapters: 1/5, Language: English
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi
Characters: Jaskier | Dandelion, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Vizimir II (The Witcher), Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon, Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg, Triss Merigold, Lambert (The Witcher), Original Witcher Character(s), Vesemir (The Witcher), Ves (The Witcher), Eskel (The Witcher), Calanthe Fiona Riannon, Radowid V Srogi | Radovid V the Stern, Sigismund Dijkstra, Philippa Eilhart, Vilgefortz of Roggeveen, Emhyr var Emreis
Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion
Additional Tags: Witchers Have Feelings (The Witcher), The Inherent Tragedy of Witchers (The Witcher), Immortal Jaskier | Dandelion, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia Loves Jaskier | Dandelion, Jaskier | Dandelion Loves Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, BAMF Jaskier | Dandelion, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Prophecy, Mythology References, References to Ancient Celtic Religion & Lore, Past Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg, Good Parent Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Book-Canon Emhyr var Emreis, Canon-Typical Incest, Canon-Typical Violence, No beta we die like my pet cat, immortal Jaskier eventually, you'll see - Freeform, the inherent question of free will
