[jerryterry]

when i forget to take out the trash

[hellsite-yano]

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[catchymemes]

[teathattast]

credit: [chanbanhi]

[mellifexfarm]

apparently so many cottagecore people are now trespassing to get pictures w cows/sunflowers/whatever its becoming a legitimate problem for some farmers if yall get trampled by the moo puppies its your own fault why cant yall just be normal and not encase yourselves in identities based entirely around romanticization

[jsolf-deactivated20200810]

“apparently” lol list of things that absolutely do not happen that people make up because they want to get angry

[mellifexfarm]

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and tell lies?

[africanaquarian]

i really hate this for multiple reasons

[sauvamente]

Companies trying to be relatable is utter failure

[baptizm-deactivated20200524]

[catchymemes]

[256gb]

there is a massive twitter hack under way and it’s hitting like every large account, whatever you do do not fall for it

[256gb]

this shit is getting wild. twitter just banned all verified accounts from tweeting. if you have a check mark you can no longer tweet.

not only that, but there’s this

[256gb]

[belles--rose]

The great bluecheck purge of 2020

[sabertoothwalrus]

man I like shopping in the mens department sometimes because I like how certain things fit better but man the color choices suck ass it’s like

no fun allowed

[super-metroid]

twitter for 20 minutes while the verified accounts couldn’t tweet

[carnival-phantasm]

twitter checkmarks after being unable to tweet bad takes for 5 hours:

[shinynx]

i don’t remember this part of the game

[pissvortex]

what the fuck are these people setting their passwords as that one guy could do this to so many influential public figures at the same time

[binomist]

[gh0ulzlove-deactivated20260427]

Visit Original Link

[glumshoe]

я не говорю по-русски, но вы возьмете свою странную фотографию лошади, и вам это понравится, мудак.

[lilnasxvevo]

что, черт возьми?

[glumshoe]

я не знаю, что происходит. Я устал и использую онлайн-переводчиков для подделки поддельных русских подписей. Я боюсь, как быстро мои родители стареют.

[narwhalsarefalling]

Я не верю, что ваши предки быстро возрастут, если вы продолжаете смотреть на них. ибо время - это река, которая течет, как море, и не берет ни одного заключенного. доверяете ли вы тому, что говорят вам пальцы? освободить их

[drinkingcherrysyrup]

Наконец-то люди говорят на нормальном языке 

[narwhalsarefalling]

ах, другой, кто говорит на высшем языке! я рад вас встретить. я также боюсь, как быстро мои пальцы ног упадут и боятся за будущее моего младшего брата

[enlightenedrobot]

Я призываю древних демонов. и откладывать на поверхность земли. Истребите человеческие отходы, как те, которые у них есть; пировать их мозги, как поп-пироги прямо из сумки.

[glumshoe]

кто-нибудь в этой теме курил сорняк?

[bunnymoon-phase]

[duckduckngoose]

For the people who would like to know what’s going on

[cuddlebutt-kitty]

[suppermariobroth]

In Super Mario Galaxy and Super Mario Galaxy 2, Mario does not immediately die when his health reaches 0; he must also not be in mid-air. This means that for as long as Mario is falling after being hit, even if the hit reduced his health to 0, he is still alive and can recover health by collecting coins. In practice, this means that if Mario is knocked backwards into a coin after dying in the manner depicted, he will revive with 1 health afterward (note the health display in the upper right).

Main Blog | Twitter | Patreon | Small Findings | Source: SMG (NA, Wii); info

[triad9462]

@waddledab​ how dare you hide this novel in the tags bro.

[siryouarebeingmocked]