I'm Not Enough Experience to Level Up, Leave Me Alone

There's not even loot in here anymore, dude, the Eldritch Catacombs have been abandoned for 3,000 years

[apathetic-slimegirl]

!!!Content Warning!!!

I'm 24 and I'm gonna post/reblog whatever I feel like, and chances are some of that will end up being 18+ material. If that ain't your vibe, evacuate this dungeon posthaste.

Intro

For the purposes of this shitty little dungeon, I'm a nameless ball of slime. I could be other shapes, but that's between me and the dead adventurers I synthesize estradiol from.

I'm gonna post about queer shit and nerd shit, if that wasn't abundantly clear.

There is no guarantee I'll respond to any interaction. Guarding this empty room is a full time job.

Find more generalized filth at @feral-tgirl

[enameledcoppergirl]

The slimegirls are so cute…you should kiss one…or two

[maidslime]

˘꒷꒦˘꒷꒦꒷˘꒦꒷꒦˘

ﾟ ｡ ﾟ∘ ° ｡ﾟ

[pollypipi]

[pollypipi]

oh hey more slime naughties

[apathetic-slimegirl]

I'd be a great weighted blanket, just give me a shot, please.

I can personalize my pressure on every inch of your body, too!

I won't even break you down into nutrients, I mean it!

[elusive-coin-bug]

🛌 ,, . , .

‘. , 🪲

[apathetic-slimegirl]

it's back...

[apathetic-slimegirl]

are you an apathetic slimegirl or a pathetic slime girl

genuine question

Mostly apathetic. I'm only pathetic when I'm touch starved.

[apathetic-slimegirl]

You step past the threshold into the next room Grooves run along the floor towards a grate directly in the center. A dim, flickering light filters in through the doorway on the opposite end.

Roll perception

22. Pass

This room is spotless. That's irregular, given the dilapidation of previous rooms; the dungeon is in utter disrepair aside from this one chamber. Something must have scoured every surface clean. Don't pretend you don't know what did it. The whole party knows what you are. I know what you are. We can all see you blushing because you spent more time reading smut than studying the arcane. Fuckin' weirdo.

[reliableslimegal]

i don't remember if i posted this, but enjoy

[apathetic-slimegirl]

I'd be a great weighted blanket, just give me a shot, please.

I can personalize my pressure on every inch of your body, too!

I won't even break you down into nutrients, I mean it!

[apathetic-slimegirl]

So poor I'm thinking of asking the local art school if I can be a model for studying liquids or something. Just, like, sitting in miscellaneous containers and letting myself be poured into other miscellaneous containers. I can even be poured slow or fast.

I'm desperate man just give me the job I need this

[apathetic-slimegirl]

Back before I entered the workforce, I had this fling with a living doll and when I went to her place I'd just kinda hang out inside the hollow bits of her body. It was warm, I think.

[kicks0u]

she can get out whenever she wants btw

[apathetic-slimegirl]

I think I must've been dissolving fermented fruit when I posted this one.

There's no way I was sober.

[kicks0u]

she can get out whenever she wants btw

[apathetic-slimegirl]

Thinking about one of my colleagues back when I was sliming in the Tomb of Albenkardruel and the way she'd just??? Hold people???

This wizard after ran out of spells so my gal pal just engulfed everything but her head. And then didn't dissolve her. Just held her there for like a day before letting her go.

I asked her about it and she just told me some crazy about rehabilitating adventurers, which, I get it, they need some help, but, girl, you are a dungeon janitor with a low level security position, not a therapist. You cannot get that wizard girl get over her neglectful aristocrat parents, that is her demon to slay.

It's not breaking dungeon guarding rules, I guess. Maybe if I ever ditch the whole "masquerading as a solid person" I'll do my next sliming job pacifist-style.

[puparachne]

Detonating an explosion inside of a slime girl so she splatters all over the walls

You can watch the slimemold-like streams flow as she reshapes into herself!

Slime girl: "again, again, again!"

[apathetic-slimegirl]

...y'know? that might be fun.

[apathetic-slimegirl]

I hear living slimes can be a great moisturizer. You should, like, let one cover you. For self care, I mean.

[slime-researcher]

interesting...

[apathetic-slimegirl]

Yeah, good luck taking notes when you can't move your hands, Nerd.