Skitters By

[maidslime]

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[apathetic-slimegirl]

I'd be a great weighted blanket, just give me a shot, please.

I can personalize my pressure on every inch of your body, too!

I won't even break you down into nutrients, I mean it!

[elusive-coin-bug]

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[apathetic-slimegirl]

may i add my mass to the ooze? i promise im very cooperative and will not deliberately struggle for fun

How'd you even get here???

The Knight Which Tells Only Lies and The Knight Which Tells Only Truths have been slacking off I swear to fuck. They let anyone in nowadays.

[elusive-coin-bug]

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[apathetic-slimegirl]

I'd assimilate the fuck out of a twink if they walked into this musty ass chamber rn. Walkin' into my dungeon with a strength score of 8 and a snatched waist LET ME AT 'EM

[elusive-coin-bug]

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[apathetic-slimegirl]

brings. some dirt into the chamber i suppose

How the hell did you even get that over the spike pit???????

This better not need sunlight or I'm eating it and the dirt.

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[apathetic-slimegirl]

Do I go out of the proverbial house (decrepit corner of a forgotten tomb) today? I could just, like, assume a human form for a night if I felt like it

But do I feel like it?

Maybe I hit a tavern??? That's what people do, I think.

[slime-researcher]

If you'd like I could show you around the city?

If you'd like to learn about human lives I could ask you about slimes?

We could get dinner or something?

[apathetic-slimegirl]

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Uh

Um

Dinner sounds good...

[elusive-coin-bug]

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[apathetic-slimegirl]

Puts a small bouquet of flowers outside of your cave with a small note

"Thank you for the date, and help with my research"

date

huh..

places the bouquet in an empty sconce

Nerds, I swear...

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[apathetic-slimegirl]

Hey, I’m very curious, how viscous are you in centipoise? Also are you a non-newtonian fluid?

Thanks!

Are you preparing to hate crime me?

[slime-researcher]

No! of course not! I would love to include you in my paper though. If you're willing of course.

How comfortable are you with being in a jar? Also generally comfortable being researched?

Also, would you be open to an interview on ethical upkeep of native slime caves? or how you feel about adventurers in your dungeon?

sorry... i get excited about this stuff. Get back to me soon!

P.S- if you could tell me that centipoise number I'd really appreciate it. it helps me identify your subspecies!

[apathetic-slimegirl]

If you put me in a jar you're coming in with me. Adventurers are food, but I'm picky about who I go for.

My viscosity can be on a whole range of things. What I want is what goes. I'm more liquidy when I'm hungry though.

[slime-researcher]

Very interesting! Would you be able to put us both in the jar without killing or dissolving me? It would be amazing for my paper.

Also, I had no idea slimes could consciously/subconsciously adjust viscosity! Show's me what six years of school has taught me. Can I see? for research of course.

[apathetic-slimegirl]

See, I was entirely believing that this was research related until the last part.

I'm onto you...

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[apathetic-slimegirl]

will you not. plant the seed? /genq

*Gestures broadly at the dirtless stonework chamber*

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