Adavies

[thecarolinebelle]

[oatbee]

existing is exhausting 

[summerdiary]

[sridevi]

[bang]

[jibril2-deactivated20150509]

God

[heterophobian]

me: i’m really stressed

someone: just relax!!!!!

me:

[tylerchokely-deactivated2014081]

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

[sizvideos]

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

[magicpottybaby]

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

[monetizeyourcat-blog]

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do

[giantgagofficial]

[skankplisskenmoved]

I NEVER KNEW THE REASON THE NEPHEWS WERE LEFT WITH SCROOGE WAS BECAUSE DONALD HAD TO LITERALLY GO OFF WITH THE NAVY LIKE

I THOUGHT THE SAILOR GET UP WAS FOR SHOW IT DIDN’T OCCUR TO ME THAT DONALD WAS WITH THE US ARMED FORCES 

[nebulouslyra]

#thank you donald for keeping our country safe

[n1ghtm4r3-p01s0n]

He also fought in the war, hence is short temper. No joke, Disney confirmed this in a fucking comic of Donald sleep walking then being woke up by firecrackers which he believes is mines in a mine field. No joke.

[haveyoubeentobahia]

The US government promoted donald duck to the rank of sergeant and gave him an honorable discharge from the military in 1984 in honor of his (animated propaganda) participation in WWII

[1-800-fuckyou]

my history of animation professor told us that he had to fill out special forms to look at and recieve donald duck’s us military history, at which point he mentioned how he had to take a step back from his life and question all of his choices

[heiru]

The fuck.

[micdotcom]

[oujioujiouji-deactivated2020021]

“Bring confortable clothing fit for physical activities”

Me:

[memewhore]

[to-the-water-ixazaluoh-deactiva]

I’d love to watch a tv show about the Greek gods. Not a documentary, but a legitimate television show with plot-line and character development as they portrayed every classic myth side-by-side the ones we hardly know of. And maybe with a few jokes here and there, so I could tune in every Tuesday to watch Zeus destroy the world with his penis and all of the other god’s flipping out trying to save it.

[shencomix]

A Guide to Dress Codes

image / twitter / facebook / patreon

[wqsnijkfgefdjhklfvedjhknflvd]

My grandma sent me this video on the trans bathroom controversy. His name is the Liberal Redneck and he is now my best friend.

[dame-el-chisme-deactivated20180]

Oh. My. God. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[abomasnow]

Blowjob? or handjob?

full time job with health care benefits