Pearl

[lesbiancarlgrimes]

undisclosed moodboard

[coast-modern]

[spectracrossing]

important announcement from isabelle!

[sunfortune]

hi! thoughts on lana del rey's new instagram post?

she indirectly made us defend camila cabello by including her in that list and for that alone she deserves jail time

[markv5]

😀🐾🐆👇

😀🐾🐆👇

[littleclevercat]

- Let’s go to Ikea. Choose new bedlinen.

- And little glasses?

- And little glasses.

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

[julius-novachrono]

She came for his whole LIFE

[geniusoflove]

louis wain rly made the best painting of all time n no one knows about it but art hoes and oingo boingo fans

[geniusoflove]

everything about this painting gets me so excited every time. its just so good. this cat has powers

[unclefather]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

cunningly avoiding tooth decay by going to bed with a single square of chocolate on my tongue for the bacteria to snack on instead of my teeth

[lazorsandparadox]

Fun fact! The bacteria in your mouth dont eat your enamel! They only eat sugars and such. The stuff that eats your enamel is the byproduct produced by the digestive process of the bacteria. In other words, the thing that causes tooth decay is the bacteria’s equivalent of shit, not the bacteria themselves!

[tumblingoverstars]

cunningly avoiding tooth decay by going to bed with a single piece of toilet paper on my tongue for the bacteria to wipe their ass on instead of my teeth

[fruitpinch-deactivated20161206]

i was in the car with my dad and he said to me, “hey theres a sticker on that car with uh, that guy on it” and the car drove away before i could see it so my dad was trying to describe it to me he was like, “his face is inside of his hat” and i was like dad what in the world are you trying to say. so later i had completely forgotten about the whole thing but apparently he was still hung up on it cause he handed me a piece of paper with a small drawing on it and said “this is the guy”

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

thats him officer

[kadywicker]

the 4 gay representation horsemen of the apocalypse:

a cop

a villain who's shown to be more ~unhinged by their attraction to the same gender. bonus points if they're homoerotically obsessed with the protagonist/someone in general who doesn't return their feelings 😔

Dead

blink and you'll miss it in the background for 3 seconds and there's 500 articles written by buzzfeed about why this is a huge step forward for The Gays

[elpiso]

war pestilence death and famine in order

[bodyglitter]

[jumex]

i want this

[foodchewer]

i put the hot in photo

[dyke-city]

I thought this said “I put the hot in potato”

[meanplastic]

the doctors leaving xxxtentacion to die so they could do surgery on a grape

[elreyputo]

The doctors leaving George Bush to die so they could do surgery on a grape

[babyfairy]

me bothering my friends

[elsaspants]

I can’t get over this because the cat fucking loves this wiggling saxophone flower. it must make a motorized noise/vibration that the cat enjoys, because she’s in heaven. she’s clinging to the damn thing and making kissy eyes like it’s her best friend in the universe.

[yarrrilo]

This is my new favorite thing now

[justin-introduction]

Retail Stories

When customers ask, “How do you know you don’t have this anywhere else?”

[parkchanwoohoo]

you ever talk to someone and instantly realize that they don’t view themselves as a person, they view themselves as “The Protagonist,” and they don’t view you as a person either, but as “Extra #2 (Used in Backstory Exposition)” or “Background Character #8 (Dialogue: “Whoa, that thing you can do is really cool”)

[parkchanwoohoo]

and like, it’s so painfully obvious when you say something “off-script” to their bizarre fantasy wherein you just exist to ask more and more probing questions so that they can continue to monologue to an invisible audience. like they have no patience for anything you have to say unless they can use it as a springboard for some quip