2 watermelons for the price of 3

Grey/27 (she/they) im a lesbian studying medicine! i try to make the best of things and i talk a lot at once.

[mr-deep-downer]

[kittydealer]

u/Fine-Dog-9874

[reeftide]

gijinka redraws

[dark-spirit-tamamoland]

they're still terming random transfems as i type this i see which does make quite a statement doing this today specifically

[puppetstuffing]

watched three girls who reblogged its new blog mutual aidpost (made literally 15 minutes ago) already disappear from its notifs. transfems are not included in their pride :/

[puppetedlove]

:)

[puppetvictim]

:)

[tamamowand]

QUITE the statement to be nuking transfems at the current accelerated pace right at the start of pride month like this, isn't it

[husbanddaughter]

they literally deleted all existing reblogs of that post from existence btw<3

[freelance-fiend]

and theyre tryin to delete it all again

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[mezzodical]

[halondrus]

Draw him alive and well. Ok now draw him playing sudoku

[halondrus]

Now draw him struggling at sudoku in a manner that is no longer endearing and is now embarassing

[brbgensokyo]

this is how it looks to get the thigh nasty from an elf that hasnt showered in a week

[brbgensokyo]

Elf thigh got me busting so loud people think theres a gnoll camp in this forest

[harpsi-corpse]

The cards see all.

[c3rvida3]

I just learned that a lot of vintage perfumes and fragrances were intentionally created to blend well with the ever-present smell of cigarettes, and in specific a lot of iconic ones that are super musky and floral and civet-heavy were intended to compliment the smell of fur coats or even "refresh" that new fur coat smell, which is one of the reasons (besides just shifting preferences and trends) that a lot of them smell really, really bad to modern noses.

I bet there's some stunning genius diva out there right now who meticulously coordinates her Victoria's Secret body mists with her vape flavors.

[nicothespy]

oh tumblr staff definitely noticed the transphobe allegations and put the entire lgbtq+ in it LMAO

[genderoutlaws]

hey yall i wanted to share my partner's paypal link if anyone monied is able to help her out right now. she recently adopted what we thought was a healthy young cat about to turn 2. but it turns out the rescue did not disclose health conditions such as an eye ulcer, enlarged spleen, and urinary crystals. the vet also thinks the plaque build up on his teeth is more consistent with an adult to senior cat.

his first checkup snowballed into nearly $1000 CAD or $700 USD, and we don't know how much is even gonna be covered by her pet insurance since they were apparently pre existing conditions on the records the rescue shared with her at the last minute, but we also obviously wanna take care of him and do extensive testing to find out more about where his health Actually is at.

if anyone is able to help out she would really appreciate it, we just did not account for this situation at all 😭 so much love from Syd and Toby if you are able to help them out

Go to paypal.me/sydneeviolet and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

[genderoutlaws]

if you donate $5 or more to my step son toby to buy his very expensive food to treat his struvite crystals i will meal plan for you . gimme a list of what you have in your house + dietary restrictions n i can make you a lil menu, or i can also make a grocery list with it n try to stay in a certain budget. why delegate this kinda stuff to an ai chatbot when i can make u something silly and fun like this

if venmo is easier fr anyone you can direct it to mine @ yiddisheyfe and just put the note to say for toby ♡

[doubleca5t]

imo one of the funniest genres of dude is the ones who post shit on social media like "in 2024 I don't have time for fake friends" "so many people trying to betray you and stab you in the back, can't trust anyone but yourself" "I got a lot of enemies, a lot of people praying on my downfall" and then they work at like the mall or something like bro what kind of life are you leading there cannot be that many people out to get you

[doubleca5t]

upon further reflection the type of guy I was trying to describe here is just drake fans

[doubleca5t]

[nyancrimew]

the median voter

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[quietwingsinthesky]

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

[jackalopescruff]

Sorry to ask but I have $4 to my name and need some extra cash to make it to the 5th so that I can afford some necessities for my wife and I if you can spare even a few dollars it'd help a ton! Thank you 🧡

venmo LKarnstein

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[jackalopescruff]

Im working all the way to Saturday and have to drive 80 minutes (40 there 40 back) every day for work right now, Im completely broke until the 5th and need anything you can spare to keep my wife and I fed and gas in my vehicle so I can get to work right now. Anything helps and thanks for sharing

[jackalopescruff]

Happy pride month I am scheduled to work every single day this first week of pride month so itd mean a ton if you'd help me, a trans woman eat and pay bills!! 🧡

[jackalopescruff]

Im now negative $35 in my bank and still need help please anything you can spare will help a ton