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@aperture-hag
Cave: Oh, boo-hoo! Let me play a sad song for you on the world's smallest violin. Caroline: This is serious, Mr. Johnson! Cave: I know. This really is the world's smallest violin. The lab boys accidentally shrunk the entire UP Philharmonic.
Yayyyyyyy my Caroline Appreciation Day fic only a few hours late
https://archiveofourown.org/works/83617611
Here at Aperture Science we promise to give you our asbestos, and never our asworstos.
Caroline Appreciation Day 2026 can't come soon enough
Wait never mind I take it back I need another three months I forgot how to write
Caroline Appreciation Day 2026 can't come soon enough
Cave Johnson: Cave Johnson here. I am proud to announce our new line of non-FDA approved, over-the-counter, Aperture Science rut and heat suppressants. Now, the science is still out on whether or not you people really are alphas, omegas, and/or betas as you claim, but Iβd rather not risk it. I recommend taking the pills stuffed in a hot dog.
Cave Johnson: Hey again, Cave here! I'm gonna need you all down in the lab to stop with this omegaverse nonsense. I'm not even saying this as your boss, I'm really weirded out! It's not science. Science wouldn't cause us to waste three hours going over the discourse of acceptable alpha/omega dynamics. And stop insisting I'm a beta! I'm above all of that "instinct" nonsense.
Caroline: But sir, that *is* just a beta.
Cave Johnson: God dammit, not you too!
Cave Johnson: Cave Johnson here. I am proud to announce our new line of non-FDA approved, over-the-counter, Aperture Science rut and heat suppressants. Now, the science is still out on whether or not you people really are alphas, omegas, and/or betas as you claim, but Iβd rather not risk it. I recommend taking the pills stuffed in a hot dog.
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Barney... I would like to have the pin with him.
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"1980: Both of Cave Johnsonβs kidneys fail. Brain damaged, dying, and incapable of being convinced that time is not now flowing backwards, Johnson lays out a three-tier R&D program." - Portal 2 Official Guidebook
I sometimes think about this quote and about how Cave Johnson predicted the ending of Half Life: Alyx.
Maybe he really did meet the G-Man.
I was in a very serious work meeting and the hostess suddenly went off script and said, "By the way, this information is embargoed, so if you tell anyone outside of this office, I will find you and beat you hahaha~"
It felt like something Caroline would say.
Cave Johnson: It's just as my assistant Caroline says, "Don't trust the hoes, Mr. Johnson." Yep, the thug life has definitely turned that woman cold.
Friend *while drawing Caroline*: You know the fact that Caroline doesn't wear earrings in the time period she's in kind of implies that she performs femininity but doesn't actually align with it
Me: *time stands still*
Me: Thank you for understanding me
Gonna take a longer break from Tumblr (and Ao3) while I take care of IRL stuff. Hopefully I'll be back to normal by fall or winter. Until then, I'm gonna lock in like I'm CEO Caroline.
I hope ya'll keep having fun creating and sharing all the amazing things!
(Also, if Tumblr gets wiped while I'm on my break, I unfortunately will not be migrating to another social media platform, with no exceptions. I gave it some thought, and for me, it's Tumblr or bust.)
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