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@aperture-intern-apollo
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i cant wait until new years so i can fucking shove glowsticks in my mouth again. i mean i could rn but its easier to get my hands on the ones people give out for parties and it also means no money out of my pocket just cronchy sticks
california girls we're unforgettable
Daisy dukes, bikinis on top!
sunkissed skin so hot, we'll melt your popsicle
california girls we're unforgettable
@aperture-intern-apollo, Apollo, We want to apologize for what We've done to you. You didn't deserve it at all. In fact, We are going to update our policies so that We can get a better hand on dealing with workplace harassment, discrimination, and bigotry. You can be the one to revise it as you have... more experience... in that arena. You can even be the one that keeps us in line if you so wish.
We will begin the revision of the guidelines and policies as soon as you are ready to revise them!
oh shit fr? no jokes? no tomfoolery? no sending me into the fucking vents because i'm sick of this shit?
We will keep Our sense of humor, though. Who would We be without occasional harmless jokes?
But yes. You can be the head of Workplace Inclusivity and Care.
HARMLESS jokes, sure.
but uh. okay then? does this mean i'm not an intern anymore or am i still an intern just with a fancy title. do i have to change my handle
You can do whatever you want Apollo. You can change your handle if you so wish.
As for your title, you are still an intern. You, however, have more power than any other intern. So yes. You are an intern but with a "fancy" title.
ok great cool ill think of some revisions and new rules then.
@aperture-intern-apollo, Apollo, We want to apologize for what We've done to you. You didn't deserve it at all. In fact, We are going to update our policies so that We can get a better hand on dealing with workplace harassment, discrimination, and bigotry. You can be the one to revise it as you have... more experience... in that arena. You can even be the one that keeps us in line if you so wish.
We will begin the revision of the guidelines and policies as soon as you are ready to revise them!
oh shit fr? no jokes? no tomfoolery? no sending me into the fucking vents because i'm sick of this shit?
We will keep Our sense of humor, though. Who would We be without occasional harmless jokes?
But yes. You can be the head of Workplace Inclusivity and Care.
HARMLESS jokes, sure.
but uh. okay then? does this mean i'm not an intern anymore or am i still an intern just with a fancy title. do i have to change my handle
@aperture-intern-apollo, Apollo, We want to apologize for what We've done to you. You didn't deserve it at all. In fact, We are going to update our policies so that We can get a better hand on dealing with workplace harassment, discrimination, and bigotry. You can be the one to revise it as you have... more experience... in that arena. You can even be the one that keeps us in line if you so wish.
We will begin the revision of the guidelines and policies as soon as you are ready to revise them!
oh shit fr? no jokes? no tomfoolery? no sending me into the fucking vents because i'm sick of this shit?
HEY BLACK MESA GUYS DO YOU GUYS WANNA STORM APERTURE IT'D REALLY HELP ME OUT THEY ARE ACTIVELY TRYING TO KILL ME
We aren't actively trying to kill you. We just need you to stay here.
FUCK OFF THIS POST ISN'T FOR YOU <3
HEY BLACK MESA GUYS DO YOU GUYS WANNA STORM APERTURE IT'D REALLY HELP ME OUT THEY ARE ACTIVELY TRYING TO KILL ME
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Why're you screaming?
YOU THREW ME INTO THE FUCKING.. WHAT WERE THE CALLED THE PNEUMATIC DIVERSITY VENTS. WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
Uhhhhhhh nothing really! We just wanted to do Science!
Results were a scream!
If you get what We mean.
i hate you so fucking much
You really love us. You just don't want to admit it.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I LOVE A COMPANY THAT PUTS ME THROUGH SHIT INVOLUNTARILY? I DIDN'T ASK TO BE THROWN INTO THE VENTS, DIDN'T ASK TO GO THROUGH THE CRYOCHAMBER TESTING HELL THERE'S PROBABLY SOME SHIT YOU'VE DONE TO ME THAT I DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT. THAT'S FUCKING SCUMMY.
You love Us because we gave you a second chance! Because you matter to Us! Because We matter to you!
BULLSHIT.
I'VE NEVER FELT LIKE I MATTERED IN THIS ENTIRE FUCKING FACILITY. I'VE ALWAYS FELT LIKE JUST ANOTHER GOD DAMN PAWN FOR YOU TO PLAY AROUND WITH. ONLY A FEW OF MY CO WORKERS HERE RESPECT ME AND TREAT ME LIKE I'M AN ACTUAL SENTIENT BEING WITH FEELINGS
AND YOU SURE AS HELL DON'T MATTER TO ME.
We do respect you! You've just never realized how much we do! We would never use you as a pawn!
NO YOU FUCKING DON'T.
anyways. FUCK YOU. i'm off to uncover what i can about this place. if you have nothing to hide, you'll just let me go now, won't you? if you don't that's automatically suspicious.
Look, Apollo, maybe we both got off on the wrong foot, many feet ago. Let's start over, yeah?
i don't think i want to. i think it's far too late for me to even begin to forgive you.
We don't ask for your forgiveness, just a redo. That's all!
i don't like what that's implying fuck off
*A hydraulic arm starts to descend on Apollo*
It's implying nothing.
HEYYY WHAT THE FUCK
We are doing this for your own good. You don't want to know what happened before. You will only suffer even more.
*The hydraulic starts to move but ends up getting stuck*
This doesn't happen very often. Why is it not moving? Oh well. We have more.
FUCK THIS. FUCK YOU GUYS. I'M GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF HERE ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.
Awwwwww. You think you can escape
US?
*Maniacal laughter can be heard in the room Apollo is in. As the laugh fades, Corporate ends with that legendary post-maniacal laugh sigh*
That's adorable. That is rich. We never knew you could be this cute and idiotic!
are we going to ignore the time one of our test subjects single handedly took down the entire facility? or all those other incidents?
i'm sure i can outwit you lot, just you wait.
aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why're you screaming?
YOU THREW ME INTO THE FUCKING.. WHAT WERE THE CALLED THE PNEUMATIC DIVERSITY VENTS. WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
Uhhhhhhh nothing really! We just wanted to do Science!
Results were a scream!
If you get what We mean.
i hate you so fucking much
You really love us. You just don't want to admit it.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I LOVE A COMPANY THAT PUTS ME THROUGH SHIT INVOLUNTARILY? I DIDN'T ASK TO BE THROWN INTO THE VENTS, DIDN'T ASK TO GO THROUGH THE CRYOCHAMBER TESTING HELL THERE'S PROBABLY SOME SHIT YOU'VE DONE TO ME THAT I DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT. THAT'S FUCKING SCUMMY.
You love Us because we gave you a second chance! Because you matter to Us! Because We matter to you!
BULLSHIT.
I'VE NEVER FELT LIKE I MATTERED IN THIS ENTIRE FUCKING FACILITY. I'VE ALWAYS FELT LIKE JUST ANOTHER GOD DAMN PAWN FOR YOU TO PLAY AROUND WITH. ONLY A FEW OF MY CO WORKERS HERE RESPECT ME AND TREAT ME LIKE I'M AN ACTUAL SENTIENT BEING WITH FEELINGS
AND YOU SURE AS HELL DON'T MATTER TO ME.
We do respect you! You've just never realized how much we do! We would never use you as a pawn!
NO YOU FUCKING DON'T.
anyways. FUCK YOU. i'm off to uncover what i can about this place. if you have nothing to hide, you'll just let me go now, won't you? if you don't that's automatically suspicious.
Look, Apollo, maybe we both got off on the wrong foot, many feet ago. Let's start over, yeah?
i don't think i want to. i think it's far too late for me to even begin to forgive you.
We don't ask for your forgiveness, just a redo. That's all!
i don't like what that's implying fuck off
*A hydraulic arm starts to descend on Apollo*
It's implying nothing.
HEYYY WHAT THE FUCK
We are doing this for your own good. You don't want to know what happened before. You will only suffer even more.
*The hydraulic starts to move but ends up getting stuck*
This doesn't happen very often. Why is it not moving? Oh well. We have more.
FUCK THIS. FUCK YOU GUYS. I'M GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF HERE ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.
aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why're you screaming?
YOU THREW ME INTO THE FUCKING.. WHAT WERE THE CALLED THE PNEUMATIC DIVERSITY VENTS. WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
Uhhhhhhh nothing really! We just wanted to do Science!
Results were a scream!
If you get what We mean.
i hate you so fucking much
You really love us. You just don't want to admit it.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I LOVE A COMPANY THAT PUTS ME THROUGH SHIT INVOLUNTARILY? I DIDN'T ASK TO BE THROWN INTO THE VENTS, DIDN'T ASK TO GO THROUGH THE CRYOCHAMBER TESTING HELL THERE'S PROBABLY SOME SHIT YOU'VE DONE TO ME THAT I DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT. THAT'S FUCKING SCUMMY.
You love Us because we gave you a second chance! Because you matter to Us! Because We matter to you!
BULLSHIT.
I'VE NEVER FELT LIKE I MATTERED IN THIS ENTIRE FUCKING FACILITY. I'VE ALWAYS FELT LIKE JUST ANOTHER GOD DAMN PAWN FOR YOU TO PLAY AROUND WITH. ONLY A FEW OF MY CO WORKERS HERE RESPECT ME AND TREAT ME LIKE I'M AN ACTUAL SENTIENT BEING WITH FEELINGS
AND YOU SURE AS HELL DON'T MATTER TO ME.
We do respect you! You've just never realized how much we do! We would never use you as a pawn!
NO YOU FUCKING DON'T.
anyways. FUCK YOU. i'm off to uncover what i can about this place. if you have nothing to hide, you'll just let me go now, won't you? if you don't that's automatically suspicious.
Look, Apollo, maybe we both got off on the wrong foot, many feet ago. Let's start over, yeah?
i don't think i want to. i think it's far too late for me to even begin to forgive you.
We don't ask for your forgiveness, just a redo. That's all!
i don't like what that's implying fuck off
*A hydraulic arm starts to descend on Apollo*
It's implying nothing.
HEYYY WHAT THE FUCK
aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why're you screaming?
YOU THREW ME INTO THE FUCKING.. WHAT WERE THE CALLED THE PNEUMATIC DIVERSITY VENTS. WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
Uhhhhhhh nothing really! We just wanted to do Science!
Results were a scream!
If you get what We mean.
i hate you so fucking much
You really love us. You just don't want to admit it.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I LOVE A COMPANY THAT PUTS ME THROUGH SHIT INVOLUNTARILY? I DIDN'T ASK TO BE THROWN INTO THE VENTS, DIDN'T ASK TO GO THROUGH THE CRYOCHAMBER TESTING HELL THERE'S PROBABLY SOME SHIT YOU'VE DONE TO ME THAT I DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT. THAT'S FUCKING SCUMMY.
You love Us because we gave you a second chance! Because you matter to Us! Because We matter to you!
BULLSHIT.
I'VE NEVER FELT LIKE I MATTERED IN THIS ENTIRE FUCKING FACILITY. I'VE ALWAYS FELT LIKE JUST ANOTHER GOD DAMN PAWN FOR YOU TO PLAY AROUND WITH. ONLY A FEW OF MY CO WORKERS HERE RESPECT ME AND TREAT ME LIKE I'M AN ACTUAL SENTIENT BEING WITH FEELINGS
AND YOU SURE AS HELL DON'T MATTER TO ME.
We do respect you! You've just never realized how much we do! We would never use you as a pawn!
NO YOU FUCKING DON'T.
anyways. FUCK YOU. i'm off to uncover what i can about this place. if you have nothing to hide, you'll just let me go now, won't you? if you don't that's automatically suspicious.
Look, Apollo, maybe we both got off on the wrong foot, many feet ago. Let's start over, yeah?
i don't think i want to. i think it's far too late for me to even begin to forgive you.
We don't ask for your forgiveness, just a redo. That's all!
i don't like what that's implying fuck off
aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why're you screaming?
YOU THREW ME INTO THE FUCKING.. WHAT WERE THE CALLED THE PNEUMATIC DIVERSITY VENTS. WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
Uhhhhhhh nothing really! We just wanted to do Science!
Results were a scream!
If you get what We mean.
i hate you so fucking much
You really love us. You just don't want to admit it.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I LOVE A COMPANY THAT PUTS ME THROUGH SHIT INVOLUNTARILY? I DIDN'T ASK TO BE THROWN INTO THE VENTS, DIDN'T ASK TO GO THROUGH THE CRYOCHAMBER TESTING HELL THERE'S PROBABLY SOME SHIT YOU'VE DONE TO ME THAT I DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT. THAT'S FUCKING SCUMMY.
You love Us because we gave you a second chance! Because you matter to Us! Because We matter to you!
BULLSHIT.
I'VE NEVER FELT LIKE I MATTERED IN THIS ENTIRE FUCKING FACILITY. I'VE ALWAYS FELT LIKE JUST ANOTHER GOD DAMN PAWN FOR YOU TO PLAY AROUND WITH. ONLY A FEW OF MY CO WORKERS HERE RESPECT ME AND TREAT ME LIKE I'M AN ACTUAL SENTIENT BEING WITH FEELINGS
AND YOU SURE AS HELL DON'T MATTER TO ME.
We do respect you! You've just never realized how much we do! We would never use you as a pawn!
NO YOU FUCKING DON'T.
anyways. FUCK YOU. i'm off to uncover what i can about this place. if you have nothing to hide, you'll just let me go now, won't you? if you don't that's automatically suspicious.
Look, Apollo, maybe we both got off on the wrong foot, many feet ago. Let's start over, yeah?
i don't think i want to. i think it's far too late for me to even begin to forgive you.
aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why're you screaming?
YOU THREW ME INTO THE FUCKING.. WHAT WERE THE CALLED THE PNEUMATIC DIVERSITY VENTS. WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
Uhhhhhhh nothing really! We just wanted to do Science!
Results were a scream!
If you get what We mean.
i hate you so fucking much
You really love us. You just don't want to admit it.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I LOVE A COMPANY THAT PUTS ME THROUGH SHIT INVOLUNTARILY? I DIDN'T ASK TO BE THROWN INTO THE VENTS, DIDN'T ASK TO GO THROUGH THE CRYOCHAMBER TESTING HELL THERE'S PROBABLY SOME SHIT YOU'VE DONE TO ME THAT I DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT. THAT'S FUCKING SCUMMY.
You love Us because we gave you a second chance! Because you matter to Us! Because We matter to you!
BULLSHIT.
I'VE NEVER FELT LIKE I MATTERED IN THIS ENTIRE FUCKING FACILITY. I'VE ALWAYS FELT LIKE JUST ANOTHER GOD DAMN PAWN FOR YOU TO PLAY AROUND WITH. ONLY A FEW OF MY CO WORKERS HERE RESPECT ME AND TREAT ME LIKE I'M AN ACTUAL SENTIENT BEING WITH FEELINGS
AND YOU SURE AS HELL DON'T MATTER TO ME.
We do respect you! You've just never realized how much we do! We would never use you as a pawn!
NO YOU FUCKING DON'T.
anyways. FUCK YOU. i'm off to uncover what i can about this place. if you have nothing to hide, you'll just let me go now, won't you? if you don't that's automatically suspicious.
aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why're you screaming?
YOU THREW ME INTO THE FUCKING.. WHAT WERE THE CALLED THE PNEUMATIC DIVERSITY VENTS. WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
Uhhhhhhh nothing really! We just wanted to do Science!
Results were a scream!
If you get what We mean.
i hate you so fucking much
You really love us. You just don't want to admit it.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I LOVE A COMPANY THAT PUTS ME THROUGH SHIT INVOLUNTARILY? I DIDN'T ASK TO BE THROWN INTO THE VENTS, DIDN'T ASK TO GO THROUGH THE CRYOCHAMBER TESTING HELL THERE'S PROBABLY SOME SHIT YOU'VE DONE TO ME THAT I DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT. THAT'S FUCKING SCUMMY.
You love Us because we gave you a second chance! Because you matter to Us! Because We matter to you!
BULLSHIT.
I'VE NEVER FELT LIKE I MATTERED IN THIS ENTIRE FUCKING FACILITY. I'VE ALWAYS FELT LIKE JUST ANOTHER GOD DAMN PAWN FOR YOU TO PLAY AROUND WITH. ONLY A FEW OF MY CO WORKERS HERE RESPECT ME AND TREAT ME LIKE I'M AN ACTUAL SENTIENT BEING WITH FEELINGS
AND YOU SURE AS HELL DON'T MATTER TO ME.
