I'm not smart, just a prick

I'm David, 28. I'm alive. I post some stuff that helps keep me that way.

[bubblegaming-deactivated2020081]

[carmelcup2]

[mollybeenoel]

[vintage-tigre]

[femmedesyeuxnoirs]

[somerabbitholes]

twenty minutes of rain and sun together i’m obsessed

[monstermonger]

Friend in an alleyway | my wife sent me this photo the other day and said "you HAVE to draw this." and I agreed completely <:

[shadow-yato]

Man

[pixiedreamclub]

Zack de la Rocha | Rage Against the Machine Live Rock am Ring 1996

[dumnslut]

[dailycatsblog]

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[sarahmackattack]

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

[quendergeer]

girl you erected a mysterious black monolith that contained all the knowledge your culture had ever collected were you hoping he'd develop rudimentary tool use

[dailyanimatedgifs]

PRINCESS MONONOKE (1997) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[cyberxbattalion]

[vacuously-true]

It is extremely rare that I get unintentionally rickrolled. It is extremely common that I look at a link and think to myself, that's a rickroll, and I click on it. Then I get to enjoy the satisfaction of being correct, as well as the entirety of Never Gonna Give You Up. That shit is a banger. If someone offers me a link directly to that song you think I'm not gonna take it? No. You know the rules and so do I. It's Astley time.

[slaughteringbunnies]