my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!
actually yeah people do need to start being like “im gonna fuckin flay your cock baby”
I'm gonna tidy up in that pussy baby, gonna clean the grouting and redo the sealant, looks like you might need the laminate flooring reseated as well, might as well do it now, it'll cost you more in the long run



















