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[spaceman256]

Look at my cats, boy

[spaceman256]

Consolidated all my kitty pics from this year to make xmas cards so it seemed fitting to update this post

[shadow-yato]

Man

[everythingfox]

Who needs therapy when this exists

[goldenduckie]

Ok i know that too some people it will just look like a question mark but i am in love with this 🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪new 🫪🫪🫪🫪emoji apple added it dosent even feel real🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪do the peo🫪🫪🫪🫪ple know🫪 about🫪🫪🫪 this🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪🫪

[strawby-fields]

I want to know so bad

[sketchjay]

For those who can't see the emoji 🫪

[pjackk]

I cant think anymore

[acidhydra101]

what can i do to help this time

[pjackk]

Back shots again

[goawayimdrunk]

Still my favorite strip on the internet.

[zeitghost]

Busting into Tumblr HQ and holding everyone at gunpoint until pjackk is deactivated again

[zeitghost]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[depsidase]

[wheelzyx]

That phrase means absolutely nothing. Not a goddamn thing. "History will judge them." Just like thoughts & prayers, it doesn't do anything to help.

[probuccalfat]

u ever get bored of being fine and fresh and funny as hell

[cpericardium]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Taking up Japanese as a side project for myself has reminded me of something.

So like a long time ago I had a professor that I absolutely adored. She happened to be Japanese American. She grew up speaking Japanese at home but never really spent a lot of time in Japan. She mostly spoke with other Japanese Americans and read books.

So one day early in her teaching career there’s an exchange student from Japan who’s having a hard time understanding a concept so she explained it to him in Japanese and then he looked absolutely rattled. Like in shock. Pale.

This is how she learned that the way she speaks Japanese makes her sound like a gang member.

Japanese doesn’t exactly have cuss words in the same way as English does but imagine that the nicest professor you’ve ever had pulls your paper over and says “Okay listen here you little piece of shit I’m gonna fucking explain this to you. Violently.”

[cloacatak]

This (studying in Chile for a year) is more or less how I realized my two PhD-having, tenured professor expat parents raised me to speak the most disrespectful and swearword-riddled version of Spanish possible (with plenty of ancient slang I didn't know was slang thrown in). It was like:

[sodiumvaporss]

i do have to say that no matter how shitty any sort of media is or how shitty your own creations are. always remember

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[crankygay]

[ottermatopoeia]

[planefood]

Sign I saw in the city