[insert cool name here]

Writer and rather bad artist :3 (She/they)

[crazysodomite]

i cant kill myself yet because i have obligations to other people

and i'm trying to be a responsible person

so dont worry about that

[apfishes]

At the 4 H ice cream comp and there is DRAMA. Some dude used food colouring and there was discussion on how it “didnt fit the spirit” and was “poor form. I don’t care but it was fun to listen to.

[notsodailysmajor]

Day 7

Moth Smajor!!!

HE'S JUST A LITTLE GUY!!!!!

[crazysodomite]

i'm starting to realize that "a person who understands you and cares about the real you deeply" is a naive pipe dream🧐

[apfishes]

if I were to draw Rin Penrose over a PHM screenshot what would Rocky be

snebby

skrunkly

chat

other

Voting ended onJul 15

[apfishes]

Ok so chat is going to be the robot, the scrunklies will be astrophage, and snebby will be Rocky.

[csny]

[thesituation]

[n-adi-ra]

Here's some straight malarky for you guys

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

[intermediatefanficenjoyer]

I think I need to give one of my characters the trait of counting shit. Used to do it when I went to church especially, like counting bricks to not think certain things but still

I feel like it's a little trait that can humanise my characters more, some feel a little flat

Don't know who is getting hit with the counting shit beam yet, but someone is

[apfishes]

Me counting groups of three in church so I don’t scream

[right-up-my-allie]

forecast: 1cm of snowfall

[rin-penrose-quotes]

"I see... (doesn't.. see at all)."

"I see... (doesn't.. see at all)."

- Rin Penrose, with another reccurring banger

[crazysodomite]

Honestly

One of life's cruel jokes is the fact I look incredibly unbelievably ugly when I smile

But I look "okay" with my usual neutral miserable expression

It's almost too on the nose

[sandwitch0u0]

the queen of summer: wow i sure wonder how that important group that is literally our last ditch effort against the corruption is going after all their dragons died

profesor dragon, writing a letter to the queen: we are so fucked theyre so stupid half of them are illiterate these dumbass bitches keep coming into contact with the corruption and none of them trust you. Why did you invite them here none of them know anything

[monstermaker585]

They call you a gooner if you're attracted to literally anyone

[apfishes]

Maybe it’s cause it’s a statue

[byjove]

Would you rather be an evil president or evil king?

Evil president because I’M A FUCKING AMERICAN! YEAHHHHHHH!!!! 🦅🦅🦅🦅 THE FREEDOM WAY, BABY!!! 🇺🇸 NO DIVINE RIGHT TO RULE, GOD DIDN’T PUT ME HERE, YOU PUT ME IN OFFICE BECAUSE I LIED ENOUGH TO GET ELECTED! DEMOCRACY!!!!!!

[cassie-queenbitchoftheuniverse]

[apfishes]

@monstermaker585

[apfishes]

if I were to draw Rin Penrose over a PHM screenshot what would Rocky be

snebby

skrunkly

chat

other

Voting ended onJul 15

[monstermaker585]

I've never shipped real people but I'm seeing posts of people complaining that other people don't like being shipped with other people. Imagine being so fucking stupid that when someone says "can you stop acting all gross and treat me like a real person?" all you can say is "grow up loser"