Ask the Devil or an Angel

An askblog for the Archangel and Devil in their respective roles! Some asks may not have pictures but all will be answered! Written by Admins East and West

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What hair product do you guys use?

Sebastian: Don't tell her, but the fires of Hell splits ends like crazy, so I tend to steal Remy's.

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Ok, ok, so... Who's the guy angel? What's his story?

Admin West: To this story, no one. Could be a normal random angel, but the design is technically my interpretation of 2p!Rome aka Remus!

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*imagines Sebastian surrounded by flames in hell* This is fine.

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Any other angels or demons we should know about?

Meet the demons representing the sins under Sebastian in Hell! Gilbert and Matthew (Lust), Oliver (Envy), Marianne (Greed), Feliciano (Sloth), Ludwig (Pride), Alfred (Gluttony), and Ivan (Wrath).

Meet the Angels working the serving under Remy in Heaven! François as a Cupid, Arthur, Natalia and Katyushka as Guardian Angels and Lovino as a Messenger.

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Bamboozled

Seb: Smeckledorf’d.

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Clothing swap?

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Follow up question: Dabbing - angels or demons?

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W-Wing tutorial?

Admin West: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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So which of you is cooler?

Remy: It’s definitely not him.

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How'd you meet?

Sebastian grows quiet for a minute, as if trying to find the words.

Seb: You honestly wouldn’t believe me if I told you. She’d lived in the town all her life, but I wasn’t there for long. She was a good girl, going to church every morning, before going to tend the animals when it wasn’t raining. I was...practically the opposite. I refused to go to church, and I spent most of my mornings sleeping. During the night, and especially during the rains, I would run a sin Den under the town itself.

There was a few moments of pause as he reminisced.

Seb: Humans need sin to be human...and I gave them that opportunity. They would feed of the sins every night, then pray for forgiveness in the morning. After all, God forgives everyone right?

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So do all angels have a uniform or just an expected fashion sense?

Remy: There are different types of angels who have different jobs, so they might wear other things as well.Sebastian: -mumbling- i mean if they’re going to dress like girls, it’s a wonder why they get treated like prudes

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So who's on top?

Seb: Whoops, Gravity got me again! On the plus side, your breasts look bigger from up here~

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Social media... the work of angels or devils?

Sebastian: I'm sorry, have you been to Tumblr? Obviously, it's my handiwork!!

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Hey, um... the angel missed to smooth down some hair.

Remy: If you spent ages dealing with this hair, you’d give up too!!

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OK IMPORTANT QUESTION - CAN YOU FEEL WITH THE HORNS OR DO YOU BUCK THEM INTO THINGS TO STRENGTHEN THEM - or are they just like aesthetic

Sebastian: The horns are mostly for Aesthetic™ because Remy thinks they get in the way, but when I’m down in Hell, they get bigger and a bit.. er, well…

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Remy: .... I guess we’re already popular, huh..? Great..

Sebastian: It’s gotta be me, I know I’m great.

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