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When you decide to host an event, you need to be prepared to advertise and spread the word about it! And that’s what I’m doing @hetaberian-hetaevent will start at May 01st - 07th. Our main characters for this event are the two dorks above. Cuties, right? And before you ask if it’s a SpaPort event, let me tell that it isn’t. (I’m hosting this event to get either content with both or just one of them) But SpaPort is, of course, more than allowed and welcomed! You can submit anything you want, as long one of those two little sh*ts are part and has a main role in it. So yeah, SpaPort is allowed as it is SpaAus and EngPort or TurkSpaPort or TurkNedPort or FrukSpa… romantic, platonic feelings, family dynamics, friend vibes… No need to say that any version of the characters are allowed… such as the Nyotalia characters! Have fun :3 PS. I don’t “Iberian Union” as prompt, but I have “Historical”… since you can always think in another historical event to base your work. @heta-on-the-books @hetaliahappenings @hwsevents

#im looking

kaimaciel

I'm locked in my bedroom with Covid, so please indulge me with this little scenario I have had in mind since last summer:

Luciano and Martín invite their parents to spend two weeks with them in a rented home during the summer. Lovino and Antonio come together as a couple, but to avoid conflict, Afonso comes alone.

Things don't go very smoothly because Lovi and Port keep butting heads like two old goats over everything: the food, the rooms, where they go during the day. Lovino feels threatened by Afonso's presence and how Tonio seems to be oblivious, while Afonso thinks Lovi wants to take over his place, first with Antonio and now with Luciano too. Afonso already feels like Luci is closer to Lovino than he'll ever be with him, due to their uncomplicated history and how well they get along.

One day, Luci has enough, he pulls Afonso aside and tells him that he's ruining their vacation with his fighting, to stop antagonizing Lovino and that they shouldn't have invited him at all. Port is crushed by this but, stubborn as he is, doesn't show it. He simply tells Luciano that he'll behave.

And by 'behave', I mean he becomes extremely subdued and withdrawn. He lets Lovino make all the decisions, when they go out, he decides to go by himself or stay home so he won't be the couple's fifth wheel.

Lovino is initially happy, then suspicious, then angry again. When he confronts Afonso on why he suddenly changed his behavior.

#i remembered i had a aph side blog lmao #why would you do this to me now im sad #the conflic would get resolved a few days later at diner time when lovino asks for salt and small talk surges from there

xiwowangyi

#hws spain #hws portugal #this is so good!!#its gets funny whrn you know what tomato also means in portuguese #when*

kaimaciel

America: You're not mad I'm banging Brazil, right? He said you might be mad.

Portugal: Why would I be mad? I've been banging your father for years.

America:... What?!

Portugal: Arthur calls me 'Daddy' too.

kaimaciel

#al traumatized while luci is mad port isn't mad

Lol! Why is Luci mad though?

#portugal when he gets home: time to drown myself in sagres

momo-de-avis

I find it so interesting how Americans have this problem with finding recipes online that don’t have the entire history of the family behind the recipe, or a whole ass book about one event that brought that recipe to its existence, because portuguese recipes are THE EXACT OPPOSITE. They are ALL written under the assumption that you already know how to cook EVERYTHING. They’re just so straight to business they explain nothing. There’s no time anywhere. You don’t know why this one uses sour cream, but it’s there. The whole thing is like, 3 lines long, like

Boil water on the stove. Add lemon. Add cilantro. Fry salmon until golden brown. Into the over at 180º. Serve with cous cous

- 1kg potatoes - 2 salmon fillets - cilantro - a lemon - salt and pepper to your taste - enough garlic - enough water - enough nutmeg - enough olive oil - enough butter

momo-de-avis

My favourite recipes, by the way, are the ones that list the ingredients above and say “prepare the sauce by mixing the required ingredients” WHAT INGREDIENTS? CLEARLY THE POTATOES DON’T BELONG HERE, SO WHICH ONES ARE WE TALKING ABOUT

aphell-tuga

My trick is: is it meat? Is it a potato? Is it used for the refogado? If the answer to all 3 is no, it goes in the mixing

kaimaciel

Zhongli: Sure. When Baal takes a sword out of her boobs it's sexy.

Zhongli: But when I summon a pillar from my crotch I'm suddenly "being inappropriate" or "I need to take my meds".

#genshin impact #omfg

portugalnet

vim ao café comprar tabaco e está a haver porrada… estou-me a sentir como o gajo do “can i please get a waffle”

portugalnet

alguem gritou “deves querer beijar a calçada pá”. lisbon is healing.

aphell-tuga

Eu no meu estúdio cave com janela que dá para um café de bairro, oiço as velhas a falar mal de um gajo qualquer, e vinte minutos depois o homem aparece pelo café a dentro a armar a puta com as velhinhas

official-portugal

I think the iberian peninsula glitched

wedobonesmotherf-cker

official-portugal

the real shrodinger’s iberian

kaimaciel

Spain: You're not hardcore! Your idea of fun is baking bread for your kids! Face it, you're a big softy now.

Portugal: You wanna see how hardcore I am?

Portugal: *punches wall*

Portugal:

Portugal: Take me to the hospital.

#iberian brothers #hxhchxjxjxhxjxj

asolablue

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#SpaPort #art #the fact it has bailando

I like to believe Portugal and Spain aren't brothers, but look like each other because they're Iberian (and let's be real, until we open our mouths, you can't distinguish a Spanish person from a Portuguese one. Also, any person from Portugal will tell you of our radar when it comes to spotting tourists, or even other Portuguese people while we are in a completelydifferent country).

Due to them not being related, they think they look wildly different. Portugal is broader, with narrower hips and stronger arms. Spain is slimmer, but with stronger legs and a bigger butt. Portugal's nose is more predominant and slightly bent in one spot, where Spain's is mostly straight but with a slight curve at the end. Portugal's eyes are a deep sea green, Spain's are a bright green. They both have brown hair, but Spain's is darker. Their hands are completely different sizes. Portugal's voice is deeper and he speaks with a slight rasp, whereas Spain's is more melodic and slightly nasal.

They view each other as completely different, no similarity besides skin and hair colour. Some nations even agree that they couldn't pass for twins even if they tried.

So when they go to world meetings and people confuse them, they're shocked.

Portugal got used to it first. In fact, he half expects it nowadays. In older times he might have done something about it, but nowadays he broods about it later while smiling in the present.

Spain never gets used to it. In fact, he gets offended. How dare they? If Portugal is with him he'll laugh it off, but if they're apart, his mood drops in a second.

Eventually, the two of them make a game out of it. When meetings are over, every time someone called Portugal by Spain means Spain has to pay Portugal a beer. Vice versa. The near alcohol poisoning is worth the opportunity to forget the fact America managed to mistake them 13 times in a row.