Hello, Neighbor!

Welcome to the neighborhood! (Ask/RP blog for Joseph Christiansen from Dream Daddy)

[chac-ozai]

Huh, there was a ton of polaroids in a cigar box in Joseph’s yacht. Looks like he’d been hosting parties for the cul-de-sac guys long before I ever moved in. These pictures are only about 2 years old, none of the guys seemed to have aged much. Huh, Here’s all the dads lined up! And here’s one of Brian grilling up some fresh flounder. 

Wow, this one’s weird. It’s Robert on the yacht with the sunset behind him, squinting through a mischievous smile. I’ve never seen him beaming like this, never seen him dress like this. Robert is definitely not someone who’d willingly wear baby blue..wait, that’s Joseph’s sweater. Bobby isn’t a little guy but the sweater almost looks comically large on him. Huh…guess it was cold out, even if it’s August. 

[pastel-prayers]

Happy PSL season :-)

On my way to get one as soon as Mary picks up Crish for some quality mother son time. Hopefully less sugar will be involved compared to last time...

[lokice5]

A Rainy Day in Cul-de-sac .😳

[sintrup]

[pastel-prayers]

LMBO

[nowherebearart]

sorry i am very gay

[moonpearl1995]

Robert Small is a bottom, change my mind.

[xleafyheartx]

100 Random Character Development Questions

001. When is their birthday? 002. Do they do anything to celebrate their birthday? 003. Does your character like coffee better, or tea? 004. Do they prefer being alone or with others? 005. Are they in good health? 006. What sense do they most rely on? 007. Is your character an optimist or a pessimist? 008. What is their favorite fairy tale? 009. Do they believe in happy endings? 010. Do they believe in love at first sight? 011. How would your character court the person of their dreams? 012. What makes your character embarrassed? 013. Have they ever been bullied or teased? 014. Detail one secret shame your character feels. 015. Are they most likely to fight with their fists or their tongue? 016. What is their choice of weapon? 017. When does your character think that violence is justified or deserved? 018. Your character wakes up to find that war has been declared. What do they do? 019. If they could have a superpower, what would they choose? 020. What are their hobbies? 021. How do they display affection? 022. What is the most beautiful thing they’ve ever seen? 023. What do they consider beautiful in others physically? 024. What do they consider ugly in others physically? 025. What do they consider beautiful in others personality-wise? 026. What do they consider ugly in others personality-wise? 027. What is their idea of perfect happiness? 028. What makes them laugh out loud? 029. What sort of sense of humor does your character have? 030. Do they believe in the afterlife? 031. Are they superstitious about anything? 032. Does your character believe in ghosts? 033. Do they keep their promises? 034. What’s their view of lying? 035. What is the most important rule your character lives by? 036. How honorable is your character? 037. If your character saw someone drop a large sum of money and knew that they could probably take it without anyone noticing, what would they do? 038. What bad habits do they have? 039. What do they think is the worst thing that can be done to a person? 040. What is their obsession? 041. Are they comfortable with technology? 042. What is their greatest achievement? 043. What will they stand up for? 044. What disgusts them? 045. Does your character have any chronic medical conditions? 046. How do they handle getting sick? 047. What was the last medical problem your character had? 048. Do they have any allergies? 049. How does your character feel about growing old? 050. How does your character feel about their own mortality? 051. If they knew they would die tomorrow, what would they do today? 052. What is your character’s worst flaw? 053. What is your character’s greatest strength? 054. Does your character want power or authority of any kind? 055. Is your character an introvert or an extrovert? 056. Has your character ever struck someone in anger? 057. Has your character ever killed anyone? 058. What is your character’s idea of a perfect day? 059. List several phrases your character is fond of uttering. Where did they pick them up? 060. What is your character’s attitude toward education and learning? 061. Does your character prefer adventure or safety and security? 062. What sort of legacy does your character wish to leave behind? 063. How well does your character handle difficult people? 064. In what ways does your character annoy others? 065. Is your character better at leading or following? Which do they prefer? 066. Does your character prefer city life or being out in nature? 067. Does your character believe in fate or destiny? 068. How strong is your character’s sense of responsibility? What kinds of things trigger it? 069. What about your character is heroic? 070. What about your character is cowardly? 071. How kind is your character? 072. In a Dungeons & Dragons game, which class would your character be? (wizard, fighter, bard, priest, ranger, etc.) 073. In a novel, what plot role would your character fill? (hero, anti-hero, sidekick, villain, etc.) 074. What is your character’s favorite game? 075. Is your character ticklish? 076. How do they express anger? 077. How often do they cry? Over what? 078. How emotionally stable is your character? 079. How easy is it for them to read the emotions of others? 080. How easy is it for others to read your character’s emotions? 081. Is your character religious? 082. What are your character’s sleeping preferences? 083. What is the first thing they say and/or do when they wake up? 084. Describe your character in one word. 085. Describe your character in three words. 086. How would your character describe themself in one word? 087. How would your character describe themself in three words? 088. Is your character quiet or loud? 089. How vocally expressive is your character? 090. How bodily expressive is your character? 091. What type of music does your character like? 092. What emotion does your character evoke in others? 093. What is your character’s goal in life? 094. Name three things most would not expect your character to be able to know. 095. Name three things most would not expect your character to be able to do. 096. How do they move and carry themselves? What energy do they project? 097. How well do they adapt to change? 098. Does your character like animals? 099. Do they talk to inanimate objects? 100. Does your character dream? If so, what do they dream about?

[whatelsehaditodo-butloveyou-dea]

@pastel-prayers

Damien had spent the morning searching every drawer and bag in the house to absolutely no avail. He had even turned the bathrooms upside down and rifled thoroughly through the pockets of his dirty laundry, but still his favorite fountain pen was nowhere to be found. 

He’d sat in his study after doing another scan of the floor and behind the bookshelves, thinking of all the places he might have left it. If it was at work, he thought, it was definitely gone. It might still there if he had left it at Hugo’s place, but he had no clue if Ernest or, god forbid, Duchess had gotten their hands (or paws) on it yet. The only other place he could think of is that he may have dropped it at the BBQ last weekend- he thought he remembered having it in his pocket at the time- in which case it would likely be at Joseph and Mary’s, where two notably mischievous small children lived. The prospects were depressing, he thought, and decided to go for a walk to clear his mind.

It was a perfectly nice day out, sunny and with a pleasant breeze, but losing something important had always made him too upset to really enjoy anything else without being forcibly distracted. Feeling downtrodden, he headed back to the cul-de-sac not too long after he had set out.

On the way back into the neighborhood, he happens to spot Joseph out in his yard, and decides that it’s as good an opportunity as ever to further the search, or at least seek out company to make himself feel better. He tries to pick himself up a little bit as he approaches the fence, resting his hands on it and calling out to the man on the other side.

“Joseph, just the man I wanted to see,” he says, “I don’t know if you’ve happened to see a dark blue pen on the premises since last weekend, but if you have I’d very much appreciate a hand in getting it back, as I’ve been looking for it all morning.”

[pastel-prayers]

Joseph had been Crish-proofing an anthill he recently spotted in the yard. He wasn’t sure who he was protecting, really: Crish or the ants. Either way, bending over to surround the anthill with a makeshift wall put a lot of weight on his back, so when Damien calls out for him, Joseph slowly stands back up with an audible crack in his back.

“A blue pen?” Joseph pushes his lower back with his hands, looking up in thought. “I don’t think I’ve seen any pens outside; the kids usually just have chalk in terms of outdoor writing. Do you remember where you last had it?”

[random-dreamdaddy-fic-prompt]

Joseph pretends to be sick so he can be fussed over by Mary!

— Random DD Fic Prompt (@ddficgen) June 10, 2019

[pastel-prayers]

Early in our marriage I admit I did this a few times. But after 4 kids and, of course, the divorce, it never quite happened again.

[an-actual-frickin-baby]

NIGHTTIME SCREAM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! NO BED!! NO BED!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

[pastel-prayers]

Crish it's very much past everyone's bedtime :-(

Please go back to sleep, little one.

[levaaas]

[theebonyrabbit]

I saw a headcanon with Joseph wearing this and i’m in tears

Time: 45 min Platform: Manga Studio 5 Tablet: Huion

[pastel-prayers]

I believe the youths call this a bop! :-)

[pastel-prayers]

[roast-a-peach]

[pastel-prayers]

These look delicious! :-)

[pastel-prayers]

Some churchgoers object to bunnies and egg hunts, calling them "false idols"

But I have yet to see anyone in Maple Bay worship a brightly colored egg or fluffy bunny. Besides, the kids love it! And it gives incentive for my kids to get up early for church.

[pastel-prayers]

Every year I ask myself if Thou Shalt Not Kill counts for insects too...

With the warm weather brings ants, too many ants, despite my efforts to clean the house top to bottom. I'm tempted to buy some ant killing chemicals but there's one small-

Crish! Spit out Mr. Ant right now! We don't eat bugs!