femboy extraordinaire

just a boywife guy 😎 (he/they/ze/any pronouns). hetalia blog– aph new zealand is my princess. proud to support fucked up ships/tropes and the characters with little to no screen time. (ONLY ACCEPTING 18+ FOLLOWERS) pfp cred: @sinknz

[aphnewzealand]

sup y’all. i’m kai/kiwi and i simp for a guy who got literally 5 seconds of screentime. i use he/they/ze/any pronouns (i don’t really care what people refer to me as tbh)

if you haven’t noticed, i love hetalia new zealand and ship him with multiple male nations. mostly australia, but i’m probably the last one standing in this (hellish) hetalia fandom who ships nz x england

i might post (sfw… ish) art and headcanons to spread the kiwiussy agenda but i wouldn’t count on it. i also write but i don’t even know how to write honestly and i actually finish and post fics once every 392836171 years

i have other accounts but i probably will only give them out if we’re like… really close mutuals. but here’s my twitter and tiktok

also i’m proship/profic/pro-do-whatever-you-want-with-your-fictional-barbies-because-you’re-not-hurting-anyone. you should not follow me if you’re a minor or have a stick up your ass when it comes to cartoon characters.

[evil-hetalia-hot-takes]

in an omegaverse au indonesia would be an omega (otherwise his big boobs would be put to waste and anyone who makes him an alpha is not using them to their full potential). malaysia could either be an omega or alpha but this is primarily because i want to see him crying while in rut/heat. piri is an alpha because he is the northernmost maritime SEAsian country and as such makes him the most dominant and not because i have a biased opinion towards my motherland

~ Mod Pelutze

[beastwhimsy]

"I should draw Māori Miku!" I said to myself. "Just a fun sketch, it shouldn't take me long" I said to myself. Six hours later I come to with this in front of me and a wrist begging for mercy but holy fuck worth it. I love this trend this was so much fun

PLEASE DON'T REPOST ON OTHER SITES!!! ASK ME FIRST!!!!!

DISCLAIMERS AND NOTES ETC.... I'm Pākehā, meaning I am not of Māori descent. I hold so much respect for Māori people, for their values and traditions, and for the fierce pride with which kapa haka is performed. I thought if I was going to design a Māori Miku, it makes sense to dress her in a kapa haka kākahu, as her whole thing is singing and dancing!!! The moko kauae is not based off any real person's. I referenced the temporary moko kauae a lot of kapa haka performers wear!! Was tricky finding out whether or not depicting her with a moko kauae was a good idea, so I went the safe route- showing an aspect of Māori culture without stepping over any boundaries!! Brown eyed Miku is everything to me shout out brown eyed Miku.... I referenced like seven different outfits to put hers together!! I really hope this looks accurate or at least passable. Thanks to adorkastock for the pose ref!!

[hellobruce]

The idea of kiwi having a big ol' crush on oz and suffering while oz is totally oblivious is my headcanon

// inspo:

[hellobruce]

redraw and another sketch bcus i can never finish a project

// kiwi is one of the few who can win against oz in a fight (and emus) from always having to stop his shenanigans since they were kids

kiwi on daily basis to oz:

[phantomrose96]

So I love all of FMA’s “it’s clever when it’s not in English” naming. Riza “The Hawk’s Eye” Hawkeye. The Strong Arm Alchemist, Alexander Louis Armstrong. Ruler of the nation, King Bradley–first name King, last name Bradley.

And you know, that “King Bradley” name is a strong contender for most ridiculous in-your-face naming but that’s not actually the worst of Bradley’s name. What’s worse is that he’s “Fuhrer President King Bradley”, because he’s literally got three titles in his name that all mean “Ruler” literally three of them but even that is not the worst part about Fuhrer President King Bradley’s name.

You see the worst part about this name is that he goes by “Fuhrer”. You know, the German word for “Leader”, pronounced “fyur-ur”, same as “Furor”.

You know, Furor

Or,

you know,

in other words

Wrath.

[brawltogethernow]

Who invited Angry Angry King King King?

[forencetarantellaharry]

Himromu Arakawa writing FMA: I’m dropping hints.

[kalichnikov]

There's lots of problems with USA public education but also a lot of you were just drawing Naruto characters kissing while your history teacher tried to tell you about the Scramble for Africa

[sistertaxon]

actual criticisms of academia:

cost of education acting as class barrier

exploitation of graduate workers

colonialist past and present

ties to military industrial complex

danger of power structure entrenching and justifying orthodox views on social issues

criticisms of academia that get made:

those damn ivory tower academics are wasting money learning about things

[miiilowo]

having feelings that contradict your morals is soooo fucking annnoooooyyyiiingggggg. can the emotions and logic department get on the same page im tired of having to like strangle myself into being a tolerable person

[trans4trains]

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[adlenedelmen]

[ rkgk world cup special ]

[ score 0-2 in Australia vs. America ]

...

🐨 : "...."

🐑 : "HAHAHAHAHAHA! Nice round, Aussie!"

🍔 : "Even a hero has to be competitive sometimes!" (He's enjoying it)

🍵 : "Heh, look at those kids." (And someone feels really old there)

[creature-crow-deactivated202512]

brb trying this

[hyenangel-deactivated20241224]

[blue-the-flyingpyrochef]

[chromegnomes]

[what-even-is-thiss]

The 250 year anniversary of the USA is coming up and normally I’d join in on the hype for fun because no matter how critical you are of your country a little performative flag waving is fun sometimes but I’m not really feeling it this year even more than usual.

Which is a shame because the US flag is such a good design to make quilts out of. Like if I were gonna make a US flag quilt this would be the year to do it but alas. The everything.

[alice-is-annoyed-deactivated202]

[polkqmichi]

🐑🇳🇿🥝

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[byjove]

things not to say when someone tells you they’re having a baby, from a transgender autistic guy named Algernon who has experienced a lot of trial and error:

Why? I know this is the question you want to ask. You are not allowed to ask it. I’m not sure why it’s frowned upon but you can’t.

You should name it after me. Not funny. No one laughs. A selfish statement that takes the attention off the pregnant party and shifts it to you. This joke is a flop, save it for the next pet they get.

Is it mine? It’s not mine. I have no testicles. If there is a possibility it is yours, they’ll tell you. Probably. No one wants an interrogation in this moment.