joke’s on you,

✨margot robbie✨29✨gotham’s baddest✨

[hcnrydmills]

Have you ever stared at the ocean so long you think you see a shark when one is not there? It could be the lack of sleep paired with the traveling and unpacking or maybe the 6 pack I’ve gone through tonight but I’m pretty sure everyone heard me scream like a less than manly man. In my defense, my feet were in the water so I was afraid toes would get snatched off. I need my toes.

[aphroditemargotr]

That sounds awfully relatable, but you know... Having your toes gnawed off by Jaws just sounds like a complete nightmare. Shudder worthy, that’s for sure. Anyways, hi Stephen, just wanted to drop a line and tell you that I’m a big fan of your Green Arrow portrayal! 

[aphroditemargotr]

He was a good sport about letting Boo go. We all know that’s my baby and I don’t leave without him. He goes with me almost everywhere! Things went peacefully, we just weren’t growing in that relationship anymore, we grew apart. Besides, I jumped into the marriage thing with him much too fast. There’s no rush. Good news is I’m free tonight, bad news is I think we might be drinking too much to write a proper script, but we can rain check on that!

[aphroditemargotr]

We’re in the same boat. Last month Tom and I settled the divorce and I’ve been here for most of it, just relaxing and decompressing, you know. We didn’t have children to work things out around, though. Thankfully. I did take the pup, though. Boo is rightfully mine! We should really go out for some drinks and bonding time. And possibly discuss and Wonder Woman and Harley mashup????

[aphrodite-chris]

Two weeks in and I totally love this place. Can’t lie about that. I also downloaded that Quibi app and I have to admit that I do love that Chrissy Courts, and I have started watching the Most Dangerous Game. Anyways I’m on the many Chris’s in Marvel verse but I’m also Captain America.

[aphroditemargotr]

Hey Chris, quick question. Who’d ya think would win in a fight; Harley or Cap?

[vampire-pam-deactivated20200426]

They think you are boring? I doubt you are boring. Liam is always coming to the rescue for a lot of things.

@aphroditemargotr​

[aphroditemargotr]

He’s a regular ol’ super hero. Think he shoulda been the God of Thunder himself, or should we not take the title away from Chris too soon?

[aphroditeginny]

Well, glad you’re here because you seem like a fun person and I’d love a dance partner in the arcade if you’d join me?

@aphroditemargotr​

[aphroditemargotr]

This makes my insides all fuzzy, and you know what? I’d love to be your arcade dance partner. Just say when!

[aphroditemargotr]

That sounds so much better. Gal, my sweet angel! How have you been? We should definitely get together and do something sometime soon.

[itsjustlily]

seaphroditemargotr‌:

i’m a big fan of this idea. besides, watching all this food network is making me hungry.

Perfect! Yeah so I heard the locals here have this thing called “Fijian Kokoda”. It’s served on half of a coconut shell.They say it’s delicious.

[aphroditemargotr]

that sounds mindblowingly delicious. we should also chow down on some burgers. mmmm, yummy !!!

[aphroditemargotr]

talk about major boredom, hey guys! 

[clownwarsveteran-deactivated202]

Talk about this nerd sounding too cool for school

[aphroditemargotr]

it comes naturally to me. you know.

[aphroditemargotr]

talk about major boredom, hey guys! 

[aphroditemargotr]

two more beers and then prepare to become a sandman!!

[aphroditemargotr]

talk about major boredom, hey guys! 

[aphroditemargotr]

you got it, babes! load you up on beers, then the fun begins.

[omfhemsy]

See you soon then! 

[aphroditemargotr]

so how many beers you gonna need, bud? ‘cause I brought along some myself. you know, to add to the collection of bevvys.

[aphroditemargotr]

talk about major boredom, hey guys! 

[aphroditemargotr]

you got it, babes! load you up on beers, then the fun begins.

[aphroditemargotr]

talk about major boredom, hey guys! 

[aphroditeginny]

aphroditemargotr‌:

talk about major boredom, hey guys! 

Bored? No way. There is so much to do on this island, it’s so hard to be bored.

[aphroditemargotr]

i am here to achieve the impossible! except not really, I was just lazy and complaining.

[aphroditemargotr]

talk about major boredom, hey guys! 

[vampire-pam-deactivated20200426]

aphroditemargotr‌:

talk about major boredom, hey guys! 

How are you bored on this island?

[aphroditemargotr]

because i am what the kids these days call a fool and self inflicting this boredom. but no worries, liam came to the rescue.

[aphroditemargotr]

talk about major boredom, hey guys! 

[aphroditemargotr]

drinks and the beach sound like a good plan, but ya gotta join me! otherwise it won’t be as fun.

[omfhemsy]

aphroditemargotr‌:

drinks and the beach sound like a good plan, but ya gotta join me! otherwise it won’t be as fun.

Well, good thing I’m already at the beach drinking. So it’s more like, you should be joining me!

[aphroditemargotr]

ooph! well ya got me there! let me change and get my ass out there! i vote you let me bury you in the sand.

[aphroditemargotr]

talk about major boredom, hey guys! 

[aphroditemargotr]

drinks and the beach sound like a good plan, but ya gotta join me! otherwise it won’t be as fun.

[itsjustlily]

aphroditemargotr‌:

in my defense !!! i’m having a lazy day and basking in it. whilst also complaining about it.

Fair point but let’s face it, complaining will get tiring but I know what we can do. Grab some local grub while still basking in the sun. The fruit here is fantastic.

[aphroditemargotr]

i’m a big fan of this idea. besides, watching all this food network is making me hungry.