The Better Version of Claire

hello miss oracle, I’ve come to ask how your doing since I’ve turned over a new leaf and trying to be less agitated.. also have you gotten any new prophecy’s recently since @olivias-spellbook really wants to know but is too shy to ask 😒

with slightly less agitated regards @dax-is-a-genius-certified 📖

Oh! Hey Dax– Uhm.. No, I haven't had any new world endangering prophecies recently and you don't have to call me "Miss". Rachel's just fine!

But I do provide quest prophecies for $5, with explanations for $10, if Olivia's interested.

I’ll pay the 5 dollars if that means she can get away from me..plus It’d be funny to try and see her figure out what it means.. Consider it a deal (cough cough @olivias-spellbook I got you a gift..)

…excuse me dax what the fuck did you just GET ME INTO all I asked was to know if she has any new prophecy!! Oh im soo cursing you again..

Ladies, Ladies, calm down. The quest prophecies aren't dangerous, and almost everybody comes back alive!!

Yknow what me and Olivia will take one quest prophecy!.can’t let her have all the fun anddd it’s been a while since I’ve been on a proper quest.. I’ve got the 5 dollars right here

Ok, ok, ok!— Just gotta warn you, you're on your own now!!

The brainiac boy and mystic maid shall slide,

Through neon portals where the chickens hide.

A glowing brick of cheese they must retrieve,

Or time itself will unspool from his sleeve.

The sky will rain down weaponized soup,

Unless she turns the Minotaur into a hula hoop.

He’ll solve the riddle of the screaming tree,

But lose his left shoe to a zombie bee.

To save the cosmos from a permanent glitch,They must slap a god with a giant sandwich.

Hmm, that seems a little stranger than usual..

woahhh that highkey sounds awesome, I’ll get to slap a god with a sandwich 🥹🥹 abd there’s weaponzied soup 😁😁

Oh my gods what have you gotten us into 🫩🫩 atleast your coming with me i have been meaning to get a new human sheild again.. but you better be ready dax everything and anything can go wrong on these quest..

Oh WAIT!— Have you guys already gone on a quest or is this your first? Because if it's your first, I have to give you guys instructions... Apparently

We’ve gone on one before, we weren’t in the same group thankfully…but we’re experienced in a sense..

So~ does that mean you guys will be bringing a third or will I have to assign you a satyr escort?

#dear diary~#visions & vermillion #my 100th journal #love confessions 👍

Hmmm i dont really kno-…oh my gods wait this will be perfect..

actually we do have a third! @aphrodites-fav will be accompanying us on this quest! Since his charmspeak can prove to be useful..totally the only reason why…hehe

aphrodites-fav

..wait what..? I never even signed up for Thi-

oh cmon I’m trying to be a good wing woman here-

Shut it Olivia!-

ugh but fine I’ll come along, but dax and Olivia owe me big time.

under recent events I want to put out here

DNI DNI DNI DNI DNI DNI DNI @aphrodites-fav AND @crosses-blood-and-tears DNI DNI DNI @zorenbalzar-real

kurtcobainlookalike

Can I know why everyone hates you all of a sudden. I don't know you but I'm worried.