[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[s1xseasonsandamov1e]

she res on my urrection till i come. (back. (from the dead))

[irondive]

[top-cheese]

u cannot unfollow me in any way that matters

[top-cheese]

ill have my people reblog it to your people

[theoburrsvirginitybalcony]

First rule of reincarnation is to have insane sex with the guy who killed you last time

[pocketss]

smile, dog!

[martindykewood]

im barely exaggerating when i say i think of this every single day

[loccorocco]

Was riding a provincial bus with my friend. The bus braked hard, and she caught me by the forehead. It was a meaty smack

[infectiouspiss]

everyone line up i've got one bottle of testosterone gel and there's 17,000 of you i'm about to pull a move not seen since jesus did the bread and fish glitch 2000 years ago

[crowcaws]

Incredible events unfolding on reddit

[crowcaws]

[crowcaws]

I would die for Tessa. I would find her 200 toothbrushes.

[crowcaws]

So it looks like Tessa has been using these veggietales toothbrushes for ages, but has misplaced the stash.

[romanceyourdemons]

dude you gotta be less blindly devoted to your sworn lord you’re gonna totally fall in love with him acting like that

[f4therlesssss]

this isn’t a “blog” we are having tea together. do you take sugar

[redlipstickresurrected]

Léo Forest (b. 1985, based Paris, France) - Chat, 2023, Drawings: Pencil, Charcoal, Pastel on Paper

[droct0]

[loth-caatgirl]

[iusedtobecharming-deactivated20]

There's no old self to go back to

[truelovevip-deactivated20190324]

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.