[loveridden1999]

[roxey]

my favorite genre of post. if only I could find more

[kosmogrl]

springcore

[neverwonderneverremember]

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

[aletheyass]

washing machine time to human time converter online

[hungwy]

You really don't understand. You're really ignorant. I want a yummy drink. A Yummy. drink. If that's so difficult, you need to comprehend it. Forget what you thought you knew. I want a yummy drink.

[iamafatvagina101-deactivated202]

OK I WILL BECOME PERFECT STARTING NOW

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[s1xseasonsandamov1e]

she res on my urrection till i come. (back. (from the dead))

[irondive]

[top-cheese]

u cannot unfollow me in any way that matters

[top-cheese]

ill have my people reblog it to your people

[theoburrsvirginitybalcony]

First rule of reincarnation is to have insane sex with the guy who killed you last time

[pocketss]

smile, dog!

[martindykewood]

im barely exaggerating when i say i think of this every single day

[loccorocco]

Was riding a provincial bus with my friend. The bus braked hard, and she caught me by the forehead. It was a meaty smack

[infectiouspiss]

everyone line up i've got one bottle of testosterone gel and there's 17,000 of you i'm about to pull a move not seen since jesus did the bread and fish glitch 2000 years ago