A Pitying of Doves

Callum / 22 / He/Him / Queer / Artist, Writer, Indie Dev??? / Anti AI

[yunihong]

A gentle reminder 🌈🤍

[apityingofdoves]

#PRIDEEEE

[shallowsenjoyer]

[huge demon voice] look man i know you had to kill like three people to get this line open and i appreciate it, i do, but if im being honest i dont think i can help. my therapist told me to stop overcommitting myself to avoid burnout. [circle of fire burns out]

[apityingofdoves]

naming drinks that don't exist:

Austin Ass-Kicker

[apityingofdoves]

Trunchbull

Spudditch

[shallowsenjoyer]

to forget to eat all day and then find trader joes tikka masala in the freezer is to know divinity

[sunshine-and-anxiety]

POV: you come out to Kevin Creeley and he starts farting born this way by lady gaga

[apityingofdoves]

naming drinks that don't exist:

Austin Ass-Kicker

[apityingofdoves]

was Fetch! with RuffRuffman just Survivor for kids

[gondorrevealparty]

baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them

[jadeharleyinc]

all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success

[shallowsenjoyer]

you may have heard of me. im the guy who saw a lizard the other day

[apityingofdoves]

spring is just one big tree bukkake huh

[apityingofdoves]

what if you took one of those planes that dumps water on wildfires and filled it with frogs instead

then you dump in on like a city and make people think God's back on his plague shit

or is that terrorism

[pondclaw]

into the wild

[raining-stars-somewhere-else-de]

love writing. writing is awesome. it’s a shame that it involves writing though

[ursiday]

Earth

[apityingofdoves]

would you do an art trade with a fellow kbity enjoyer. would you shake a poor sinenrs hand

you'd have to pay me NOT to

[leviathan-supersystem]

I get how the whole "listening to music as a dick-measuring contest for who can listen to the most obscure band" thing can get grating sometimes but I don't think people realize just how vital that phenomenon is for new up and coming bands to get a foot in the door. it's understandable to be annoyed by hipsterism but unless you want all music to be industry plants and former child stars you're just going to have to accept it as part of the social ecosystem.

[leviathan-supersystem]

most of your friends probably won't go around hyping up your amateurish self-released bandcamp project, but you know who will? the most insufferable hipster jackass you'll ever meet.

[leviathan-supersystem]

[your best friend playing your music in front of someone else]: yeah haha this is my friend's band... i know it's kinda weird and rough around the edges but i'm kinda into it... if you're not tho i'll turn it off.

[pretentious music guy you've never met before playing your music in front of someone else]: yeah so i found this on bandcamp and it completely blew me away, no one is making music like this today, it's so raw and experimental and interesting, i can't believe they only have 3 listeners on spotify, they're brilliant, frankly if you don't like this music you should kill yourself,

[shallowsenjoyer]

does anyone want my stupid cringe fail son. i was jorking it and he bit me on the foot MID SKEET and i can no longer abide the sight of him