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I'm so romantical.

#notes #strange #I'm weird #no wonder i'm single #get a life lady #note to self

Serious question

Where do the feathers come from in down pillows and blankets and coats and whatever else?! I've never thought about it until today and I can't stop thinking about it. Are they real? Are they fake? Do they pluck birds like shaving sheep? Do they save the feathers at the slaughter house? What about goose down? Where do they get these geese? Are they the geese that migrated from the north in the winter cause the south has way too many birds for like five months? Some people are allergic to down, so it can't be fake feathers, right? But I've never seen PETA protest, so they can't be real, right? I just don't understand. I need answers.

#seriously #help #serious question #peta #feathers #is it animal cruelty?#real or fake #i don't understand #i need answers #please #please tell me

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I looked at the picture for like thirty seconds wondering what was different. Then I looked at the words and oh my Jesus, it was suddenly so weird.

#mike wazowski #monster's inc #Google #google search #oh my god #lol #hahaha #something's not right here

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Frank

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I’m really boring if I’m not comfortable with you

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The realest thing you will ever need to know about me.

brandipantzz

I'm boring after I'm comfortable with you, just less self conscious about it.

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into outer space? He wanted to find Pluto! What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's girlfriend drive? A mimi-van! Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with a snowball? Because Donald Ducked!! What is Mickey Mouse's favorite game? Hide and Squeek! Why did Mickey cross the road? He was going on a mini-vacation. Like my jokes?

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brandipantzz

Mimi mouse? Maybe Minnie van. Silly.

This makes me so mad. "Look at these people who have never been servers" how about look at all the people who have never wanted for anything, who have never been poor. Who are you to tell someone they can't go out to eat because they can't afford a tip? If they can pay for the FOOD, they can go to the restaurant. And fuck the little teenage twat that's upset some poor family didn't leave them extra money. Tipping is not a requirement, it's an option. Otherwise it would be added to the total of your bill. Now, I agree you should tip if they deserve it (and if say I'm a pretty generous tipper) but not everyone thinks that. Honestly, I think tipping is bullshit. Here's extra money because you're doing your job. Not every occupation gets a tip, its mostly exclusive to one of the easiest jobs. If you doing think you make enough money without tips, get a better job.