Hi, I'm Roberto

Welcome, losers 😌 This is my stuff! 31, Bi af. just here to be my wonderful, weird ass self. Mostly reblog shit I like. Sometimes I share my poems or songs on here. Classic burnout millennial who fancies himself an artist. Enjoy, degenerates!

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This song is drenched in desire and yearning and guilt and love. And it's also one of the most selfish, borderline evil songs I've ever come across. I love it.

https://open.spotify.com/track/6QkQN1i9TuU22sclZXFNq1?si=2XKUPLEKQwiyu2qJ4zLyjw

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Forgot to post my February Friday the 13th flash tattoo I got. Thought this filter made it look cool. Obsessed the way she turned out 🖤🖤🖤

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Etsy witches apparently:

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🤘🤘🤘

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William Blake, Titania and Puck with Fairies Dancing, 1786

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DEAD 💀 WHY THIS TRUE THO? 🤣🤣💁

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Feelin’ an awful lot like empty space

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Me af circa 2023

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I wrote a song about my mom. It's crazy this August it'll be 4 years since she passed. I know a lot of what I write is deeply personal, but this may be the most personal piece I've written to date. I hope the inner turmoil and contradictory feelings that happen when an abusive parent dies is evident here. To anyone who has dealt with, or is still dealing with an abusive parent, I send my love and any spare energy I have these days. I see you. Don't give up.

Y mama, no sé dónde estés, pero quiero que sepas que te sigo amando, a pesar de todo. Ay días dónde me odio por seguir amándote. Escribiendo canciones como está ayuda.

Anyway, enjoy at your own risk.

Cool Mom

Now that it's spring, my heads filling with movies

Miles of tape of days gone moving through me

If I'm not careful, I'll be watching for hours

Rewind the good parts, make note of the flowers

Oh this parts good, there she is smiling at me

Even in crowds, she stood out, guess we all did

She was so loud and damn proud when they called me

To get my diploma; "You're gonna go far, kid"

Funny how time can distort the tape in me,

Switching the vibe of a scene that was happy

So when I linger too long on a good scene

Moments of drunken abuse flash on the screen

I remember being confused

And if I'm honest, kinda pissed too

When my friends said that they wished that

They had a cool mom like I did

Cause cool moms, they let you smoke weed

And come home late piss drunk at 16

But they beat you when your dad cheats

And split your mind with pointed deceit

It's hard to pin down the damn point of no return

The love bombs were daily but so were her burns

Playing a saint, twisting truths to match the vibe

She was my best friend, it's true, but oh the lies

But wait now I'm back on that little orange hill

Before the violence when God was still real

There I am crying, scared of the storm outside

You burnt palms, shouted prayers till it died

Many a storm you killed to soothe my fears

How dare you leave me with unresolved tears

I still get anxious when the weather is rough

Now that she's gone, stormy days are just tough

But,

I remember being confused

And if I'm honest, kinda pissed too

When my friends said that they wished that

They had a cool my like I did

Cause cool moms, they battle hurricanes

And wipe your tears when your young heart breaks

But then they hit you with a closed fist

So now you take it out on your wrist

Perhaps I'll forgive by the end of this song

They say it's healthy and the way to move on

But maybe I'm too weak or maybe I'm strong

All I know is what you did to us is wrong

All I know is what you did to us is sick

I'll spare the gory details where the devil lives

But best believe when I say that the devil lives

Best believe when I say that the devil loves

Best believe when I say that the devil gives

Best believe when I say that you'll pay on blood

So no, hell no I won't forgive

No I won't forgive

Cause even in your dying words you didn't give a shit,

I remember being confused

And if I'm honest, kinda pissed too

When my friends said that they wished that

They had a cool mom like I did

And goddamnit I'm still confused

Why the fuck am I still confused?

[fififi555]

like father, like daughter

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I had meant to write posts about each episode in season two, but work got crazy and I actually missed 3 episodes in a row. Well I caught up today. This side-by-side caught my eye. Are y'all paying attention? That big reveal at the end of episode 5? Pay attention. Good people are capable of unspeakable evil just as much as the next person. And once you cross that line, well... fans of the game know what it all leads to in the end.

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A girl I had an *intense* crush on in college is now a boy and his name is Billy and we reconnected on Instagram and holy shit he is still such an attractive human being no matter the gender anyways, he keeps hearting all my Instagram stories and all my vain-ass ever does is post myself, so like he's flirting with me right? Right? I'm new to flirting with boys, and even though we definitely made-out in the past before, I'm not totally sure if they're even attracted to men anymore, let alone a cis man ahhhhh 😭

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Homies(?)

"Well, that wasn't very chill"

I quip to myself in the dark

Like a child trying to cheer up

Their alcoholic mother

Stupid, gorgeous man, why must have you let your beautiful hands

Wander where they so very clearly

Do not belong?

"We're homies," You try to reassure

Your nervous eyes meeting mine

As you continue to touch

Without permission

Stupid, sad, married man,

Why did you choose me

As the latest skeleton,

To add to your collection?

I made a quick exit.

You text before I make it home

Then you call,

"Are we good?"

"Yeah, we're cool"

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It's time I admit I'm holding on to my long hair at least partly in loyalty to my ex wife. And while I do love my long hair, I feel like it's time for a change. Things are going good these days, it's a new era and so far it's been lovely. So, time for a new look! I think I can finally go through with it. Ever since a preteen I've always played it wild and loose with my hair, rocking many looks and colors, but I'm at a loss for what to do now. Ironically, I also don't "care" enough about my hair to be deadset on having it perfect in any style. Sooo, fuck it gonna make a poll!!! Below are pics of past hairstyles I've had in the past. I'll get whatever gets the most votes, 🤘

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Which hairstyle should I get for my new era?

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Something else, fuck it I'm open

Voting ended onMay 6, 2025

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My Sun and Stars

I wonder what went through your head

When I set fire to your identity

I wonder if we had similar reactions

I wonder if we had similar remedies 

It is sick, after all...

A cancer of the spirit

And I was angry that day

Decided to test your limits

I must say, I'm quite sad

That I seem to have scared you off

Your silence speaks to bad habits

Like an anxious smokers cough

Or did you call me crazy?

Are you that far gone?

I truly hope not,

My pretty plastic swan

...nah

I'll see you again before the end.

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Wrote a song about a recent one-night(ish) stand. After copious marijuana smoking and YouTube scrolling, I made this! Take a listen, I like how it came out. Indie Singer-Songwriter vibes with this one.

24 Hour Lover - SoundCloud

Listen to 24 Hour Lover by dark eyes on #SoundCloud

24 Hour Lover

Lyrics: You messaged me, "Hey, I dig your vibe and I wanna meet" Said you'd take the bus Cause I had no car, it's embarrassing But I like

Lyrics below:

24 Hour Lover

You messaged me,

"Hey, I dig your vibe and I wanna meet"

Said you'd take the bus

Cause I had no car, it's embarrassing

But I liked your smile

And your brown skin, so I said okay

Smoked a cigarette

And paced around while I tried to wait

And there you were

Dressed in sweats and some flip flops

Took you to my room

You brought liquor and a lot of pot

And we both played coy

Played some music I thought you'd enjoy

You stared into my eyes

As I slowly began to lose track of time

I lost track of time

Many moons since I've seen that look

The kind they inked between the pages of your dirty books

Is it the crossfade, is it fate, love?

"I think they want me carnally,

but I'm not sure"

"Oh, I'm not sure"

Then you bent over so casually

And made sure I looked

Marked me as your next casualty

Then my blood ran hot

Bring up filthy numbers and you climb on top

Then you hesitate

"Can you please shut the lights, oh I'm far too shy"

And that makes me sad

Cause your body

Is a work of art

And I'd hate to think

That your suffering

"But of course, darling"

"Let's just keep touching"

"Let's keep, keep, pretending"

"Let's just keep pretending"

Many moons since I felt a tongue

As talented as theirs, almost came undone

"Does that feel good for you too, my love?

"I swear they died twice, but I'm not sure."

But on and on until we went and bent time.

It was night the next day before we said our goodbyes

And you, and you and you...

You asked for another date

I said "fuck yeah, think that sounds great!"

Waited patiently for a few days

And then I caved

"Hey, it's me,

Do you still want to hang?"

And no response

I got no response

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😍🫠

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Joel season 1: Ellie is a cargo, all I have to do is deliver her and leave

Joel season 2: She is my daughter, I'm a proud father. What do you mean she isn't mine? I birthed her myself.

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🤣

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joel absolutely would grow shit weed and have a therapist who hates his guts thank you so much hbo

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😭

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THE LAST OF US SEASON 2 PREMIERED!!!

DAY ONE FAN HERE, I've been so excited for season 2 after such a strong first season! Here are my spoiler thoughts on episode one!

Just to get it out there first, I've seen some of the complaints online about Bella, but I must say they aren't warranted. Bella isn't video game Ellie's exact body type, duh, but I think it's mostly just ignorance surrounding the physical capabilities of ANY woman that size. (I'm aware of Bella's they/them pronouns, I'm using she/her since the character they play is a woman.) As an avid WMMA fan, I can tell you firsthand some of this little ladies are BEASTS and strong as hell. Just Google Weili Zhang lifting Shaq. Mind you, she's 5'4 and competes at 115 pounds. Ellie does nothing in this episode that couldn't be replicated by any other able-bodied woman her size with sufficient training and exercise. Ugh, sorry, had to get that out of my chest, people are so dumb!!!

Okay, so overall I really enjoyed the first episode. As a huge fan of the games, I was extra curious how they were gonna kick off the season, and this is very much the calm before the storm. We get a very good look at what life is like now 5 years removed from the violence of season 1. Seeing more of Joel as a member of this commune was great, as we didn't get much of that in the game. His therapy session with the always amazing Catherine O'Hara was far and away the best scene in this episode. The way she completely blindsided Joel with her brutal honesty was excellent, I was mesmerized by all the subtle shifts in emotion in both of them as the scene progressed. Pedro Pascal was awesome, his eyes go from guilty panic to hardened resolve in a matter of seconds, truly A-plus acting here, and his final assertive "I saved her" was a well earned gut-punch, ESPECIALLY if you know of what's to come.

All of Ellie's scenes were well done in my opinion. Ellie is your typical 19 year old tomboy. She plays rough, takes unnecessary risks, scoffs at authority, has killer taste in music, and is PISSED the fuck off at her dad. For good reason too, but I suppose non-gamers don't know why yet, so I do appreciate that Ellie's real issue with Joel isn't revealed here. The eternal debate surrounding The Last of Us is "Was Joel right?" in his actions at the end of the first game/season 1. I have VERY strong feelings on this, and I like that so far the show seems to be trying to challenge Joel's die-hard defenders opinions by offering us detailed glimpses of just how Joel's actions that day have affected not only the last 5 years of Ellie's life, but her overall life-trajectory.

The standout new-to-the-series performance is easily Isabela Merced's Dina. I loved her in the games, and I think I may love her more so far in the show. Her relationships with both Joel and Ellie are well constructed, and beautifully acted. Her scene with Joel was sweet and earnest, I love what little we've seen of their relationship. And her and Ellie are so perfect together. Seeing them fearlessly venture into that store to go infected-hunting was a joy to watch, which I felt was a purposeful nod to some of the fun that can be had with a friend who's along for the ride in real life watching you clear this level in the game. The bottle toss was the cherry on top!And omfg don't get me started on her big New Years scene with Ellie. With lines ripped straight from the game, Isabela is able to perfectly capture Dina's eccentric yet ever so smooth seduction of Ellie in a way that honors the source material and even elevates it to new heights, all while providing some expert dark foreshadowing. Don't believe the haters, this show was perfectly cast.

Okay, now on to my only reservation about the premier, and that's Abby and crew's appearances that bookend this episode. So far, I'm sold on Kaitlyn Dever's Abby. That "We kill him slowly" at the beginning of the episode was chilling, not only for it's menace, but also for the raw vulnerability she is able to show at the same time she makes this violent promise. This is a broken individual who has lost everything, and I believe her when she says there will be hell to pay. All that being said, I'm not sure why we got her motives revealed THAT early into the season. Her shocking introduction in the game was so well done, I'm kinda sad we won't experience that same feeling in the show. That being said, I have confidence in the team that they know what they're are doing and I'm not one of those fans who needs the adaptation to be an exact copy from the source material, because duh, it's a different medium, with different rules and ways to engage with the audience!

So overall, I would rate this episode a solid 9/10. The standout scene is easily the therapy session, as it shows what the tv medium is able to provide to such a beloved and rich story. The intro to the Stalker variety of infected was a cool sequence, perfectly spooky and well shot to satisfy the need for action. They say we'll get more infected this season, and so far this is a great start. But this is definitely a character-focused premier that takes it's time with our protagonists in their new lives five years removed from the first season. I'm very excited (and terrified) of what's to come!