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ALL HAIL KING WEEWOO @apocalypseaxolotl.bsky.social

[bareee]

BG3 Minis edition- +1 Karlach (Part 3)

Half of the trouble makers

Kinda happy I started these smaller doodle thingies cause the me trainin a peep at work became me babysittin two new peeps at work and takin care of twice as many spaces for a few days there… Ahhh the joys of new cubs and things not goin according to plan XD Hopefully by next week things’ll settle back down and I can continue the main comic again

[milominomoe]

Odysseus: I would trade the world to see my son and wife

Eurylocus: bro

Odysseus: *sacrifices Eurylocus*

Eurylocus: bro wtf

Odysseus: you're my world bro

Eurylocus: b r o

[witless-winion1]

Telemachus, crying that he finally gets to meet his dad: “For twenty years, I never could outgrow you”

Odysseus, the short king, also crying: son, you are several inches taller then I am

[firinnie]

Imagine Ody asking Athena if "I can tell Penelope that my mentor is a god" and Athena agrees, Odysseus does it but he doesn't think of one thing.

He could have told Penelope that. But Athena never said she would confirm it.

Now imagine Odysseus pointing awkwardly at some owl and saying it's his mentor and friend, Penelope awkwardly agrees and Athena is like, hoo.

[batcavescolony]

Odysseus: I am different, I am no longer the man you married, it's been 20 long years but if you could just fall in love with me again?

Penelope: if you can do something for me

Odysseus: anything

Penelope: move my wedding bed.

Odysseus: I can't, it's made out of a living tree, to move it I would have to destroy it. How can yo-

Penelope: oh, I thought we were asking each other stupid questions?

Odysseus:

Penelope: 'FaLl iN lOvE wItH mE aGaiN' to do that I would have had to stop loving you.

[messymoonmad]

Oiled up Telemachus when

Never. anyways-

Femboy telemachus my beloved (i like to think he had long hair when he was 18)

Part 1 - Part 2

[messymoonmad]

We need to normalize penelope ROASTING antinous

(This is a Part 2 of this)

[alittlebmblb]

Penelope of Sparta remains unphased by her husband's war crimes.

[murasaki-cha]

*a few months after The Ithica Saga*

Odysseus: *wakes up at the dead of night drenched in cold sweat*

Penelope: Love? What's wrong?

Odysseus: That prophet son of a bitch- IT WAS ME!

Penelope: What??

Odysseus: I WAS THE MAN WHO WAS HAUNTING ALL ALONG!!

Penelope: *pulling him down and hugging him* ok dear just go back to sleep.

*meanwhile in the Underworld*

Tiresias: Fucking finally that dumbass

[logicaldreamer96]

Telemacus: "Gee, I wonder who Athena's friend was?"

Odysseus: "Athena has another friend? Who!?"

Athena looks at Tiresias: "I see what you mean"

[sarnai4]

First family dinner back in Ithaca

Penelope: Want some pork for dinner, Darling?

Odysseus (gagging): No, Beloved. I don't think I'll ever look at a pig the same way.

Telemachus: Ooh! Dad, how about some bee-

Odysseus (terrified): No! Don't even finish that suggestion! (Whispering) He'll hear you.

(Penelope and Telemachus look at one another with concern)

Penelope: Well, we also have some fish.

Odysseus: Perfect!

(Odysseus proceeds to stab it as violently as possible)

Telemachus:...Mom, was he like this before or...?

Penelope (swooning): No, but I'm into it.

[messymoonmad]

Can we talk about how Odysseus is canonly a short king cause Athena keeps on making him "seem taller" so he's more imposing ? It's ridiculously funny

She's legit just calling him short without saying it

[messymoonmad]

Been wanting to draw this for a while

[murasaki-cha]

Odysseus: I'm a monster now Penelope I'm not the man you once knew

Penelope, can see through bullshit, of Sparta: Move the bed

Odysseus:

[sodapanque]

POSEIDON (and Jay) !! ✨

Ody!Jay AU -

Jorge: ¡Poseidón, mira! ¡Tengo un live en 30 minutos y toda esta lluvia interfiere con mi misión! ¡Tengo un fandom esperando!

Poseidón: Este humano... Su actitud me recuerda a...

Jorge y Odiseo Epic!: ¿No estás cansado, Poseidon? ¡Han pasado siglos!

P: ¡...ODISEO! *caen rayo, c asusta y se va* *El internet vuelve y Jorge es feliz* Fin.

 I did this because to the storm when Jorge and the cast showed up in Ithaca. And a little Odysseus reincarnation AU? Why not have some fun with it, right? (Aguante el AU de reencarnación, es lo mejor.)

[ochiody]

really quick comic based on this post by @fangirling-phoenix

[messymoonmad]

20 years...

[schrodingers-monster]

I will die on the hill that Odysseus not killing Polyphemus was the correct choice actually. As clearly stated, to kill Polyphemus when he was unconscious would’ve trapped Odysseus and his men in the cave so he couldn’t have done it then, and afterwards it was revealed that there were more cyclops. although they left after Polyphemus said “nobody“ hurt him it would be reasonable to assume they would come back and aid Polyphemus if they heard the sound of fighting. That is of course not even mentioning the potential of losing more men to Polyphemus. After all he was a huge threat and they only managed to blind him once he was unconscious.

simply put, continuing to fight Polyphemus instead of retreating would be tactically what I’d call a really fucking bad decision. The only reason for odysseus to continue to fight would be for vengeance. They didn’t have to fear retribution when Polyphemus had no way to identify them visually and no names. So then why did Athena want Odysseus to kill him?

Because Polyphemus is Poseidon’s son and Athena and Poseidon fucking hate each other (see the naming of Athens and the creation of Medusa).

One could arguably say that the incident could actually be blamed on Athena, as before she talked to Odysseus it seemed like he was going to just take the sheep and leave but immediately after their conversation when emotions were running very high was when he told Polyphemus his name, status, and nation.

Was this incredibly fucking stupid of Odysseus? Yes. That was the mistake Odysseus made, not sparing Polyphemus.

that being said, Odysseus handled the entire incident very well other than that one mistake and I think it can be forgiven seeing as how he literally just watched one of his closest friends who he’d known since childhood be killed right in front of him. odysseus managed to hold it together long enough to formulate a plan to incapacitate Polyphemus, secure the sheep, and escape.

I would argue that Athena disrupted the delicate balance of remaining functional and making intelligent decisions by deciding to pursue her rivalry with Poseidon (and of course framed it as Odysseus being soft and stupid if he not only chose to prioritize the lives of those under his command over vengeance but also follow his very newly dead best friends last wishes for peace and mercy) over supporting Odysseus or even just leaving him alone right before they were out of the gauntlet and he was able to allow himself to break down

TLDR: killing Polyphemus made no sense tactically, Odysseus’s mistake was telling him his name and that was mostly Athena‘s fault anyway

[lunee43]

Get him Telemachus!