evan aster

(he/they)19 everyone’s least favorite boydyke will never have an organized blog

[gremlininho]

then & now ♡

[apocalypseofvanities]

getting wrapped up because i had to get a breast biopsy but the bandages feels like a binder that is slightly too loose which is very strange. anyway doctor said i probably don’t have cancer but will know for sure next week

[tamamita]

They fucking killed him. Hezbollah killed Staff Sergeant Hamburger and you're laughing

[tamamita]

[highways-are-liminal-spaces]

Humpback whales singing off the leeward coast of O’ahu

(sound on 🔉)

[highways-are-liminal-spaces]

<— to answer these tags on main, since it’s a fun question, our guide lowered a hydrophone and so my phone is leaning on the railing right next to the hydrophone

[apocalypseofvanities]

life advice for stupid forms of gender affirmation includes ragebaiting booktok sjm fans on instagram and saying that they have bad taste they all think i am a straight man for some reason??

[superhighschoolleveldespair]

insane 67-dollar phone at target

so im at target right now doing christmas shopping with my dad and?? there’s just this… 67 dollar phone? not even like 69.99 or something but 67?? nnone of the other phones are like this??

see you guys in ten years when EVERYTHING is 67 i guess LMAO

[superhighschoolleveldespair]

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[ayeforscotland]

GET OUT AND VOTE.

Scotland - SNP/Greens

Wales - Plaid Cymru/Greens

England - Vote to become part of Scotland or Wales Greens

Labour, Reform, Tories and the LibDems are not your friends.

[ayeforscotland]

Scotland & Wales - You do not need to bring a photo ID

England - You DO need to bring photo ID

[ayeforscotland]

I just voted, you should all go vote as soon as you can.

[therisingking]

Girl when I tell you my life flashed before my eyes

[saturniandragon]

[lingonberry24]

[foolishmortal]

what if you told someone you liked their shoelaces while you were on your knees blowing them in a bathroom stall and they told you that they stole them from the president

[therisingking]

You bitches really won’t let me catch a fucking break huh

[findingfeather]

Look you have CLEARLY been here long enough to see that coming.

[aroedmundpevensie]

there's actually a secret eighth deadly sin and it's exactly like gluttony except for textile projects

[stitchposts]

[writing-prompt-s]

Every month there’s a section in the wizard magazine listing the new “unsportsmanlike” spells that have been created. They’re not technically forbidden, just emphatically discouraged.

[philcollinsenjoyer]

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

[greenlabcoat]

im not a "good boy" im nuanced. also i hurt strangers for no reason sometimes

[hunkydorybaby]

rice and beans and cheese and avocados and tortillas and cinnamon and vanilla and cocoa and coffee and bananas and corn and

[dominants-dominion-v2]

Reblog if you love boobs and hate ICE

[supertaliart]

Happy May the Fourth! I added a second page to this comic from last year!

[afemalesebastian]

"Sewing is a gateway drug to thinking through complex problems. It seems really simple; culturally, we make it women's work. Let me tell you: real sewing at any kind of level of proficiency is a bloody magic trick. Sewing, like mold making, involves mental frames that require one to think inside out and backwards. It requires one to work on an order of operations that is often taking into account the reverse. It's a really, really important skill, and if you learn how to sew, you're mostly on your way to carpentry and welding and sheet metal work. I'm not kidding: these are planar forms meeting under rules and conditions. And if you can make a sleeve work, I swear to God, you could build a house."

--Adam Savage

[theinternetarchive]

from 'bird by bird: some instructions on writing and life,' anne lamott, pub. 1994.