Apocalypse Updates with War

A home for regular updates about the impending End of Days. Updates on Wednesdays and Saturdays. About Ask

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Apocalypse Update for May 20th, 2026

We continue to experience linear time.

Still no apocalypse.

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Apocalypse Update for May 16th, 2026

Hope y'all are getting to enjoy the weather.

Still no apocalypse.

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Apocalypse Update for May 6th, 2026

I have been very busy lately.

Not with the apocalypse, though. That's still not here.

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Apocalypse Update for April 4th, 2026

4/4. That's gotta be something, right?

Not the apocalypse, but something.

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Apocalypse Update for April 1st, 3026

We've been at this for a good long while. At this point, you should know that the apocalypse will happen when UrbanMechs fly.

Wait. I'm being handed a note...

Goddammit.

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Apocalypse Update for March 25th, 2026

Does it feel like spring to any of y'all? Because it does not feel like spring here.

Still no apocalypse, though.

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Apocalypse Update for March 21st, 2026

Happy first day of Spring.

Still no apocalypse.

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Apocalypse Update for March 14th, 2026

Happy Half-Tau Day! And I guess also Ides of March Eve (for those of you who observe it).

Still no apocalypse.

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Apocalypse Update for March 7th, 2026

Time continues to progress as normal.

Still no apocalypse.

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Apocalypse Update for February 21st, 2026

Did y'all remember to get your discount chocolate? Because I didn't.

Still no apocalypse.

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Apocalypse Update for February 14th, 2026

Happy Single Peoples Awareness Day, and also Happy Discount Chocolate Day Eve.

Oh, and I guess also plagues and bees?

Still no apocalypse, though.

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Apocalypse Update for February 11th, 2026

Valentine's Day is coming up. I don't know about y'all, but I'm mostly looking forward to the discounted chocolate.

Still no apocalypse, by the way.

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Apocalypse Update for February 7th, 2026

Nice that we're getting two Friday the Thirteenths in a row this year.

Still no apocalypse, though.

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Apocalypse Update for January 31st, 2026

One month down, eleven more to go this year. We got this.

Still no apocalypse.

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Apocalypse Update for January 28th, 2026

Hope y'all are staying safe and warm out there.

Still no apocalypse.

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Apocalypse Update for January 24th, 2026

Stay warm out there, y'all.

Still no apocalypse.

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Apocalypse Update for January 17th, 2025

2025 sure has been a year, hasn't it?

Still no apocalypse, unfortunately.