apollo the frog

Hi! I am Apollo, my pronouns are they/him i will post about rwrb 300 times a day. not sorry :)

[apollo-the-frog]

new to tumblr so heres some stuff about me :)

hi my name is apollo and i use they/him pronouns.

my current obsessions are rwrb, ted lasso, stranger things, melenie martinez, upsahl, king mala, numerology, and queer literature

i am actively involved in orchestra (i play the cello) and love baroque music/instruments

transphobia, homophobia, biphobia, aphobia, terfs, and racism are not welcome here

if you dont have an profile picture and description i will block you because you are probably a bot

small business love

talk to me about anything i love conversations, and will probably respond!

if i like and reblog multiple of your posts im not stalking you, i just like your content

:)

[egberts]

my mom finally bought a toaster

[egberts]

why did this get notes

[hungry-hobbits]

we’re happy for you

[egberts]

its just a toaster

[egberts]

it’s been three years since i made this post. stop congratulating me on the toaster! stop asking me how the new toaster is doing!! i don’t know!! i haven’t lived with my mom in almost a year! i haven’t seen that toaster in months!! she might even have a new new toaster now!!! who knows!? not me!

[egberts]

[ilistentogirlinred]

@egberts how’s the toaster?

[egberts]

well the 10 year update to this saga is that I don’t talk to my mom and I have my own toaster 👍 don’t let your dreams be dreams

[221b-bitch-st]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[waterloggedsoliloquy]

"im having creation ideas beyond my skill level" DO IT ANYWAY. "i don't have good supplies" DO IT WITH BAD SUPPLIES THEN. "i don't have free time" SO DO IT SLOWLY.

FIND THE SHORTEST MOST DIRECT ROUTE TO YOUR CREATION BEING REALIZED AND DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET THERE

[apollo-the-frog]

happy fucking birthday to me im full of shit, energy drinks and antidepressants

[apollo-the-frog]

i am back maybe possibly probably not

[stormcrow13]

Pride Month festive brick

Do I really need to explain why bricks should be a vital component of Pride Month decorations?

So many bricks were thrown at the first pride, that they should be part of Pride Month decorations so we have them handy just in case we need to start throwing them again.

[egberts]

my mom finally bought a toaster

[egberts]

why did this get notes

[hungry-hobbits]

we’re happy for you

[egberts]

its just a toaster

[egberts]

it’s been three years since i made this post. stop congratulating me on the toaster! stop asking me how the new toaster is doing!! i don’t know!! i haven’t lived with my mom in almost a year! i haven’t seen that toaster in months!! she might even have a new new toaster now!!! who knows!? not me!

[egberts]

[ilistentogirlinred]

@egberts how’s the toaster?

[egberts]

well the 10 year update to this saga is that I don’t talk to my mom and I have my own toaster 👍 don’t let your dreams be dreams

[221b-bitch-st]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[waterloggedsoliloquy]

"im having creation ideas beyond my skill level" DO IT ANYWAY. "i don't have good supplies" DO IT WITH BAD SUPPLIES THEN. "i don't have free time" SO DO IT SLOWLY.

FIND THE SHORTEST MOST DIRECT ROUTE TO YOUR CREATION BEING REALIZED AND DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET THERE

[michelledrawz]

Positively GUTTED that I don't live anywhere close to the Celina 52 Truck Stop. I would absolutely love a photo with Piss Jugman u_u

[alwaysabeautifullife]

Reblog if you want anon messages of what you would be the patron saint of

[insert-witty-user-name-here]

I made a thing because I'm a dork who loves these two. Presenting a Loki Season 2, Lokius edition bingo! Here for as many Lokius tropes as I can get.

(Apologies in advance for any resolution issues. I am also not a graphic designer, y'all please, it's so hard, idk how people do that job- I spent too long on this already)

[apollo-the-frog]

AAAAAAHHHHH I CANT BELEVE ITS ALMOST HERE

[old-school-romantics]

Robert Holden, 𝑺𝒖𝒄𝒄𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝑰𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆

[dasloddl]

ID in alt

[staffs-secret-blog]

No one actually works at tumblr. This site is just sentient and every update is it trying to weed out an infection (the users)

[sarcastic-pun-master]

u guys cannot just trend ao3 for no reason it sends me into a panic

[apollo-the-frog]

hi Im not gonna be posting very much sorry :(

[tittytron]

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

[ironbound-oberon]

#if you’re wondering if this is for you #it’s probably for you

[lifeisaroughjourney]

If I have ever messaged you or messaged me and never heard from me again, I still consider us friends. I just suck