chiara bättig's biggest fan

they/them || i post photos sometimes (#my photos) || I AM NOT A REDBULL FAN

[ilistentogirlinred]

your pronouns are they/he? you must be a very grateful person huh

[ilistentogirlinred]

why does no one appreciate humour

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[pangur-and-grim]

[daylightglitch]

ABSOLUTELY DIABOLICAL 💀💀💀

[iz-robin]

One of these has the moral standing of a cartoon villain, the other might save the country.

Welcome to British politics.

[matthgeek]

Well that's not staying in the tags

[godisafujoshi]

Ive been so back from overs that were so that you couldnt fathom

[xxgotdyingdisorderxx]

Yknow how we have the backrooms and liminal spaces and dead mall gothic?? Well i predict that there will be a decaying seaside town aesthetic sometime within the next 3 years. Why?? Well maybe its cause im a brit but our seaside towns are very much decaying due to lack of funding. I feel like the decaying british seaside with its boarded up shops, lost opportunities and empty pebbled beaches beside a grey sea could very much become a new gothic aesthetic, especially as it basically representing the end of an era. Your childhood summers spent at the beach are now being washed away by the sea. The world you grew up in does not exist anymore.

And it will be called coastal gothic......

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[lazer-exe]

a lot of people are reblogging this saying that most "lazy" people are actually just disabled or that the concept of laziness itself is a product of our society's obsession with productivity. this is all true, but it is not my point.

even if someone WAS just lazy and simply didn't want to do anything but lie on the couch and watch tv, they should still have these things. it's irrelevant whether some people aren't actually lazy because everyone, including hypothetical lazy people, should have their basic needs met.

if we have the resources to do it, there is no defense of letting people die because they don't want to work, and much less because they can't.

I don't want lazy people to have basic necessities because they "actually" deserve them because they ARE working or CAN'T work. I want lazy people to have basic necessities because they are people, and we shouldn't leave them to die when we have the resources not to.

[ilistentogirlinred]

MY ARMS GREW AND NOW NONE OF MY FLANNELS FIT

[massive-alboner]

when will f1 academy return from the war

[massive-alboner]

It is tragic to me that Alisha is not doing a dual campaign girl every f1 race weekend I stare at the ceiling praying you’ll get into a car!!

[dogpuppy]

[aptronyms]

that tumblr sexyman poll is pissing me off so bad like oh my god ryland grace isn't a tumblr sexyman MY MOM FINDS HIM SEXY . THAT'S RYAN FUCKING GOSLING ToT ... IDC if tumblr loves him he's also ryan god damn gosling . at least senshi and tenna are like a little more niche, a little more against the grain... RYLAND GRACE IS PLAYED BY RYAN GOSLING............ YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY !!!

[diviniaviti]

murder suicide is awesome to me bc its like annnnnd im coming with you

[iamthelowercase]

Hello, tumblr! I saw something on here the other day that worried me, so I decided to Do Science about it. But I can't do it alone: I need your help to build the dataset!

Here's what I need you to do:

If you see a post with a "mature content" label, and it's 2026, DM me a link to the post.

Yes, that's really it.

I am hoping to collect several thousand such posts, so that I have a decent sized dataset. I do not care what the post is about; if it's labeled as "mature content", I want to add it to my dataset.

If I get 10,000 posts in my dataset before August 31st 2026, I will post my preliminary findings then. I won't feel comfortable calling my findings "settled" before 2027, unless I get over 50,000 posts.

[stuckinapril]

[stuckinapril]

happy if you have scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with your sexuality july

[starsandsupernovae]

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need better friends

[starsandsupernovae]

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need to be better friends

[foxlaren]

should i do top 10 gayest jude bellingham pics he has so many all timers

[foxlaren]

the final list…

10. fujo!jude. this is not Gay per se he just wants them to kiss for his own enjoyment

9. squishing his teammate’s cheeks i said oh i’m sure

8. they look like they just got told “you may kiss the groom”

7. sexual tension for the ages between these two #myheatedrivalry (i could do a top 5 just for jude and gavi)

6. 😘😊

5. fellas is it gay to kiss your teammate open-mouthed on the neck?

4. whatever this is

3. whatever THIS is

2. …… okay

1. ultimate forbidden romance wattpad cover

[some-pers0n]

If you talk about a non-binary character in a way that might insinuate that they're a transgender person with a complex identity and weren't born non-binary they'll kill you