anarchy?

anarchy.

[unalivejournal]

Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this

Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.

[torble]

What 70% synergy does to a mf😭😭😭😭🙏

[nightmare-bean]

Also, if i had a pound for every time Keanu played a video game character that had been asleep/frozen for 50 years I'd have two pounds.

[loverboy-ant]

i flirt but in an autistic way. i'll ask about your interests and maybe try to engage in them. but i also do the same thing when making friends and only i know the difference

[vole-mon-amour]

"where's Johnny?" in my heart. that's where he is. trapped in there forever.

[babyfinnmertens]

markiplier is acting his markipussy out of this show

[markiplier]

I haven’t opened tumblr in ages why does this have to be the first thing I see?

[waywardstarlightsuit]

please I'm waiting for someone actually GOOD at humor to make jokes about this whole thing😭

[stray-cat-with-internet-access]

[sushisocks]

i wake up and i am immediately thinking about those characters. i eat breakfast and i am thinking about those characters. i do chores and i am thinking about those characters. i do any work, i study, i walk the dogs, and i am thinking about those characters. i go to bed and i am thinkign

[diamondshapedcat]

You know what would really fix me?

Having the consciousnesses of a rock star terrorist implanted into my brain so whenever I'm about to do something stupid they can egg me on.

[mollyjames]

It's really important when you're at work to go out there and really give it your 60%. Maybe 35%.

[mysticmilktea]

All I want in cyberpunk is to romance the ghost of the dead terrorist in my head you cowards

[spidersorcerer]

Nothing will ever be as funny as my girlfriend introducing me to cyberpunk three years ago and I was like “nah I don’t think I’ll be that into it” and now I’m trans and named myself after one of the characters like what the fuck

[lyonneriley]

fix him? no. i'll suck his cock and help him decide how best to kill his enemies

[imoanurparentsnames]

i want to FLUSTER that man. i want to make him BLUSH. i want to make him feel VULNERABLE AROUND ME. i want to make him WEAK IN THE KNEES. i want to kiss him

[johnnycrass]

nightmare blunt rotation my id, ego, and superego

[glumshoe]

dandelions deserve more respect than they get

you say “weeds” I say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences”

[mettic]

The dandelions aren’t gonna fuck you bro