He's A Loony & She's A Man

Harry. 28. English. Northern. Very Northern. Games Design graduate. Football and wrestling fan. Geek. Occasional cosplayer. Moron.

[iguanamouth]

FOR LIKE YEARS I'VE IMAGINED A SHARK WITH RLY NICE LEGS AND FISH NET TIGHTS AND HEELS BUT I CANT DRAW BUT I CAN SEE IT CAN U PLS DRAW IT

for YEARS huh why you gotta drag me into your shark leg fetish NAH how about

[apollorovers]

Why

[judestims]

🛸| asmr.alisa

[loveamongthesailors]

Me preparing a meal for my pet gamer

[apollorovers]

Hey so this blog has been rather neglected hasn't it! What did I miss??

[dailydccu]

Are you drawn to playing intense characters?

[palaiasaurus64]

reblogged for the first gif in the set.  look how damn cute he looks there! that awkward smile! so precious.

[challahchic]

Someone give him a rom com plz

[fozmeadows]

specifically:

[dogvines]

[apollorovers]

What a strange horse

[baawri]

[apollorovers]

Me

[vikander]

[apollorovers]

My mum is out on a date tonight. Really hope it goes well, she’s been on her own for so long & has a huge fear of becoming one of those lonely old women once I finally leave the nest. She deserves happiness so much after everything she’s sacrificed for me & my grandparents. Fingers crossed! Just wish I could find someone to go on a date with myself, never been on one properly...

Also hi, yes it’s been ages since I posted here! Sorry all!

[tastefullyoffensive]

[untexting]

Oh Susan

[baconfish]

Meanwhile, in Scotland.

[jongyyy]

What cartoon is this

[notchicken]

I don’t know what this is all I know is that I can’t stop thinking about it

[bitchycode]

You: “Everybody shut up.” *picks up phone* “Hey mum.”

Friend 1: “HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!” Friend 2: “come back to bed” Friend 3: *various sex noises* Friend 4: “tell her i said hi” Friend 5: “Aye! Pass the weed” Friend 6: *blasting out curse words* Friend 7: “PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON”

[apollorovers]

Happy 4th July to my American friends & followers :) Sorry I haven’t been on here for so long~

[scotianostra]

Scotland has already started going bilingual in anticipation of Scexit from the UK. 

[leafcrunch]

my neighbourhood has never had an ice cream truck. in the summer, we have the knife sharpening truck. it slowly circles the block and rings its ominous bell. i have never seen someone interact with it. it may be that only those marked by death can see it

[sun-and-time]

alex??? this is truly frightening ??

[leafcrunch]

i never really thought about it much until today but you’re right this is honestly a messed up thing for me to be accustomed to

[cloudfreed]

come get yer death

[uptopuppystuff-deactivated20181]

This is Welcome to Night Vale levels of “what the heck?”

[rheeandor]

[the-lore-protector]

For the love of God, unmute

[pozolegirl]

I AM GOING TO SCREAM.

[adamdryver]

@gayfinnpoe

[iwantcupcakes]

The pain piles on in Civil War, sadly.

[by david christopher bell, via cracked]

[luvindowney]

:’(

[phlintscones]

Protect Anthony fucking Stark

[of-tomadashis-and-clintashas]

Ok but I fucking saw this article the day I saw the movie like a few hours before the movie and hoooooo boy