angry

Lee | UK | Melancholic | not sorry

[sidneygale]

Rest easy, Peepee. Thanks for the laughs, sweet cat pics, and for being a perfect little creacher this world did not deserve. 💛

[philorot]

GORETOBER DAY 20 - INNER BEAUTY

[nerdjpg]

What’s with the obsession with calling food or recipes “better than sex”…I tried your pintrest risotto Sharon and frankly I’m wondering if your needs are being met

[hyrude]

ive eaten shrimp exactly 5 times in my life, always with gusto and an utter lack of self-restaint, and each time has ingrained itself in my memory as distinctly nightmarish when they ended with me ralphing it all back up within the hour. i thought this was reflective of my hubris and insufficient fear of god, but it is only as i write this post now, crumpled to my knees on the floor of this eresto’s bathroom after eating half a baja taco and recalling that my dad is allergic to shellfish, i realize perhaps the issue is not with a higher power, but with a deeper one. biology.

[the-darkest-of-souls]

This is absolutely amazing

[yesterdaysprint]

Chicago Tribune, Illinois, November 19, 1920

[swurp]

Here’s to 98 years of getting Narsty and leaving your friends behind

[shakugan-archive]

[witchinghour]

Daisies (1966) dir. Věra Chytilová

[kydonic]

no one wants to admit they shop at hot topic but we all do 

[edgebug]

I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

[badgerofthebarricades]

[xenosagaepisodeone]

Guy Mouse in this car dealership I’m in: Hee Hee Hee I Am A Silly Mouse :)

Girl Mouse in this car dealership I’m in: Hey Peebrain, Would you fuck me? Would you fuck a rodent? Would you perform an affront to God for curvaceous rat pussy?

[fairycosmos]

sharpay was right: this is not what i want. this is not what i planned. and i just gotta say. i Do Not understand

[exeggcute]

the creator of katamari damacy responded to me on twitter so I can die happy and fulfilled now

[asmrosa-deactivated20170831]

[chronomally]

This whole fucking time I thought the mall near my apartment was going to be holding a Grinch vs. Santa wrestling match but now I’m pretty sure it was just a creative way to announce they’re going to have both Santa and the Grinch available for your kid to take pictures with

[chronomally]

THEY CALLED IT A WRESTLING MATCH WHY WOULD I NOT TAKE THEM AT THEIR WORD

[chronomally]

WAIT the associated Insta handle says more about wrestling please god let there actually be a wrestling match please

[chronomally]

THERE IS WRESTLING I REPEAT THERE IS IN FACT WRESTLING

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

*grown ass 18+ yo*: “XD”

me: how have you preserved your innocence like this, how have you managed to shield yourself from the overwhelming cruelty and sin of this world 

[gay-orcs]

pros of having an orc bf:

large

can literally pick you up and crack your entire back when you need it

lots to cuddle with

handsome

cons:

[vengeancemoths]

sensory overload, or, as i like to call it,

[cursedcatimages]

[treatscraft]