Oh God I'm here again

90% reblogs 10% incoherent rambling. i'm into mcu, art, baseball, comics, the catholic aesthetic, star wars, golden age movie stars, literature, AND MORE. i contain multitudes yada yada yada. Baseball side blog = @charlesalfredmorton

[aquamzan]

Kristen Stewart for Interview Magazine, 2012.

[61below]

This is what we would have deserved if STEPHANIE MEYER hadn’t been such a COWARD

[re-bee-key]

Theres still time for Kristen to star as a lesbian in some gay vampire movie.

[astonisheddingle]

Q

[kingjaffejoffer]

Boss shit

[lady-feral]

Literal actual goals

[argumate]

that was intensely satisfying

[sushinfood]

WELL DONE!!!

[jezi-belle]

I watched the first few seconds, said “is this motherfucker actually,” AND THEN THE MOTHERFUCKER ACTUALLY

[magnetism11]

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

Every other straight man ever singing about a woman: wow baby you’re so sexy I love you because your body is sexy

Hozier, an intellectual and lesbian ally: I am a bird of prey and you are a sharp spike upon which I impale small rodents

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

Straight man #2505: we met at the club she was really hot

Forest lad himself: it was as my baby churned up the mud that she found me there, buried and alone

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

Fucking eduardo sheerman or whomever: I just want to errr kiss you babe

Andrew Hozier Byrnes: I want nothing more than for us to lay in a field together until we decompose and are eaten by foxes

[centuriespast]

MEDIEVAL SCULPTOR, English Head from the effigy of Edward III 1390s Bronze Westminster Abbey, London

[eggsaladstain]

honestly same

[ulibeanzz]

guys you weren’t ugly 10 years ago you were just literal children

[ulibeanzz]

everyone in the notes asserting that children can be ugly, i know u think you’re being cute but you’re really not. like what the fuck is wrong with you? it’s nothing short of heinous to assign (often sexualized, always bigoted) standards of beauty to fucking kids, especially young girls, who should be focused on literally growing up. i’m not laughing

[ulibeanzz]

guys you weren’t ugly 10 years ago you were just literal children

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Spiderverse is proof that we want compelling new stories, not just race/genderbent versions of old ones. Miles Morales is not just “black Peter Parker“, he’s his own unique character with his own personality and background. He should not be reduced to or shoved into the mold of an existing character of a different race.

[fandomsandfeminism]

Fun fact: anytime you hear a story that boils down to “and then some ABSOLUTE FOOL sued this totally innocent megacorporation for assloads of money AND WON! Can you believe it? Ridiculous. Some people, right?” 99 times out of 100, the corporation super fucked up, the plaintiff 100% deserved that money,.and you’ve just been fed corporate propaganda.

[biglawbear]

Just say the McDonald’s coffee case

[lawfullyems-deactivated20191117]

How tho?

[biglawbear]

Very long story short McDonald’s was on notice that they served their coffee way too hot and had settled hundreds of lawsuits before Stella Liebeck sued. There were over 700 instances of injury and McDonald’s did not lower the temperature of their coffee. Liebeck prevailed on negligence.

Also, she wasn’t driving her car as many stories say. She was sitting in the passenger seat of a parked car when the coffee spilled and caused third degree burns.

There’s a lot more info online and I tink there’s like a twenty minute documentary on YouTube or something

[everythingfox]

This is so dramatic

[anubianpagan]

[bonkalore]

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[onlytwitterpics]

[ericscissorhands]

“The Kubrick Stare, sometimes referred to as the Kubrick Glare, is a common camera shot of an actor in most of Stanley Kubrick’s films. The Kubrick Glare has been called the “heavy-browed look of insanity”. It symbolizes that the character in question is either really, really pissed or really becoming deranged, and the person they’re looking at is really, really screwed. Other times—usually when combined with a smile—it means they’re feeling really, really clever. Either way, it’s really creepy and ominous.”

[sound-dream]

[snufkunt]

watching spiderverse makes me never wanna see another live action movie ever again like. why did we ever start making comic books into live action movies?? make it animated to explore the art form instead of trying to make it hyper realistic you fucking cowards

[incorrect-into-the-spiderverse]

Peni: Music is just wriggling air.

Noir: No, stop that…

Gwen: Funerals are just family reunions with one less person in it.

Noir: No, stop, don’t do this to me—

Ham: What if “It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are both about the same events but from different perspectives.

Noir: I’m literally begging you to stop.

Peter: No, let him finish.