the jukebox is broken sorry

in an effort to not flood my blog i actually use with random sitposts ive made a system blog for us :D hi welcome to the record store we're a Fucking Mess LMAO /silly

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pinned post but its literally jsut so we dont forget who's who for the funny tags LMAOO

hyperactive goat boy = toby

applejack the pony from the hit show mlp = aj

clementine the moth = clem

buggle in a ruggle = bug

bonny goez hop = fern

Superfluously gay cowboy = daurian

Yer my dad! Boogie woogie woogie! = oliver

Autistic pom pom = dani

The trees say fuck you = abraxas

Bees iin places youd least expect them = sollux /castor/callisto (cas/calli)

*dial up internet sounds* = error/unknown

Chocolate strawberry scotch = cissa/crow

Pink frosted gingersnap = roxy / snap/snaps/snappy

*metal pipe falling sfx* = Hasian

Feathered mintshake = birdy

Space boy = saturn

Fluffy chicken thang = daze

Morally ambiguous light bulb = jake

Not a roman emperor. = nyro

innocuous sixth fucking dave = iris

questionably dead man = turner

Scary older sister who’s actually a marshmallow = deianira/deia

this blue milkshake tastes like air = john/Apeliotes

the tired crab who works admin = hypnos

Kiwi limeade = chris jasper

Mfers with blue eyes be like = rafael

Bird man. Crow dad. = philza

keeper of the fruity rumpus asshole = alexis/alexi

fruity rumpus asshole = freak (unnamed persecutor)

???? = dont know/unsure

[nether-roof]

got bullied into buying fresh fruit for tommy bc he's a fiend for that kind of stuff

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okay tommy was right, fresh fruit does hit different as a dessert

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third wheel who fucking hates the tricycle and isn't even a part of what the two other wheels have going on and just gets dragged along as one of god's sick jokes

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So uh. That happened

[satanfemme]

being a subsystem is stupid because even when you know who you are you don't necessarily know who you are

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Depersonalization

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When ur all clingy

[karcinogen]

This is how you all sound to me when you call it Yumeshipping instead of Selfshipping

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Hey siri how to get the (well meaning) asshole in my head to Shit The Fuck Uo.

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it's a bitchy kind of day, I think.

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At the absolute bare fucking minimum, our body isn’t trying to fight me when I eat. Cheesy eggs save me. Cheese egg s .

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it's a bitchy kind of day, I think.

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Artistic rendition of when me and gerry were wrestling in headspace yesterday snd i grabbed him and he deadass squeaked like a squeaky toy

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Gerry (tma) introject trying Really Fucking Hard to figure out the tmagp entries LMAOOO its rlly funny to watch. He wants to Know so bad. Non judgmental but very Knowing Gaze

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Random almost midnight realizations. Headmates to ocs/ocs to headmates dual pipeline count now at four. Sigh

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being a fictive and finding a character that makes u go Ohh theyre literally me is v funny

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and then they inevitably become part of u

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Aaron Lycan (pdh), Jason Grace (hho), Michael Distortion (tma) (kinda), and a guy that looks like Q!Cellbit all in front at one time. Interesting tjme right now.

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Trying to dry your hair while dealing with phantom animal ears sucks. Where did my ears go. I can’t even dry our hair like I usually mine do because my wars aren’t there :misery and woe: