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h.how many pener take to chasge a lightbullb? ??

just one. if you believe hard enough you can do anything

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i was talking about this on my server earlier but i really think "cozy" is one of the worst genre labels out there in the gaming space. like people dunk on the terms "metroidvania" and "first person shooter" a lot for being uncreative or limiting but at least those are like... falsifiable descriptors. you can look at a game and go "yeah this game's mechanics and core gameplay loop generally operate like metroid/castlevania" or "yeah this game primarily uses a first person camera paired with some sort of projectile weapon" so i don't think they're completely useless. but "cozy" is just nonsense. fully subjective. i see a lot of games popularly labeled as "cozy" that share almost zero mechanical features between them and don't even always match in tone or aesthetic. hearing a game described as "cozy" doesn't tell you anything about what to expect as a player beyond maybe giving you a sort of forewarning about the fanbase and their discomfort tolerance. "cozy" is not a quantifiable metric. like imagine if someone offered to buy you takeout and asked you what kind of food you'd like and you told them fully unironically, and with no further elaboration, "i want to get yummy food." that's what hearing "cozy games" sounds like to me

cossachka-offical

why does everything cost money

derinthescarletpescatarian

I hear you can pour river water into your socks for free

asepriterico

kooldewd123

every now and then i am reminded of nintendo's official solution to the wii u pro controller not having gyro controls and it never fails to send me into hysterics

kooldewd123

i think the wrist strap is what really pushes this over the edge for me. can't forget about the wrist strap.

wumbsie

needy little rock

eatpussypraylove

Favorite adderall review

joebidensbignaturals

ralfmaximus

You have to watch the dosage.

mortimermcmirestinks

You have to watch the dosage.

apolladay

Have you ever seen a deadly male to male extension cord in person before?

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No, never seen one before

A what?

Have you ever seen a deadly male to male extension cord in person before?

Yes, I’m electrician

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Yes, saw one in a store or workplace

Yes, saw one at a fam/friend’s house

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Remaining time: 6 days 14 hours

#no but i am aware of the horrors

motherfucker-somewhat-limited

thesummoningdark

The last week has been so ridiculous even the satirists can’t take it any more

the-stray-liger

the fucking timestamp

the archipelago modded version of deltarune makes some slight changes to the game asides from just making the archipelago work. obviously all the dialogue saying "you got an [item]!" has been changed to say "a check has been sent to the multiworld", but theyve gone and changed other sillier ones too, like i think ralsei rancher off the top of my head? or when susie goes to pick up the justice axe, it slowly starts to say a check has been sent but then cuts off instead of you got the justice axe or whatever when gerson interrupts. also they change the prophecy

the first archipelago prophecy is in the first sanctuary i think, and now im curious if they changed the prophecy in ch1 bc i skipped it lmao but in the third you can see the archipelago logo among the other prophecy images. ralsei then explains the angels to be the archipelago players, and says that we want to see the roaring

there are also these three prophecies all in the same place in the second sanctuary that change on room reload:

i saw the burger king one first and laughed so hard i think my mic cut out

#but it was fun! it was really fun #you never get the settings first try so it couldve been better #next time i think ill start all chapters accessible and make more stuff required #bc otherwise its a very linear kind of easy walk through #i think making more stuff needed and more open from the start would mean more interest needing to jump between chapters n stuff

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proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.