worlds average musician

find comfort knowing the time will pass either way (he/him) music tag is "my tunes hashtag my tunes"

[appleonjust-ice]

h.how many pener take to chasge a lightbullb? ??

just one. if you believe hard enough you can do anything

[real-language-facts]

you've heard of noun inflection now get ready for noun infection. theres yucky germs in there

[real-language-facts]

its called a dipthong cause i dips.. ids called a dipthong cause i thing them in my thong. dip. idip them in my tong ?

[pityboy]

affirmations for when you have to send emails

[notahorseindisguise]

one of my least favourite things about this website. "op have you considered that [the thing op was saying]"

[notahorseindisguise]

giggling at this because this is ALSO awful and is ALSO the exact opposite example of what i was saying in my post i love this

[killapunk]

i feel like we've completely killed the ability to just gently tell someone when they're wrong or that their opinions don't pass the vibe check. we have to accommodate every single type of person and all their dogshit opinions OR we have to drive them off the internet, no in between

[hotvampireadjacent]

[hymnism]

making a collection

[putridghost]

Wait I have more

[acemingo]

[yotzuyu]

[arachnerd-8-legs]

prev: #u forgot the best part#the artist figured out the gig and was like#i draw for u for the rest of my life#these chinese netizens are having shojou level romances

[tevyaa]

[tragicburnout]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

[mihai-florescu]

Languages tend to peak at their word for butterfly. Never seen 2 that are the same, either. Papillon. Mariposa. Borboleta. Fluture. Vlinder. Schmetterling. Pillangó. Babochka. Farfalla. Sommerfugl. Perhonen. Farasha. Titali. Chōchō. Nabi. Húdié. Buom buom. Great job guys, i really mean it.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

anyone else find boomer comics funny in an ironic way? like, if some kid actually said this I would think it's fucking hilarious

[ros-sauce]

Summer always makes me talk like a small children's movie villain

[ros-sauce]

What a clear day, not a cloud in the sky... isn't it just disgusting...

[nakakabaliw]

Finalized and polished Deltanova designs of the 7 colored flowers! Dont worry, i didnt forget someone , she'll be here soon!

[poast-bot]

first thing you need to know about susie deltarune is shes purple second thing uou need to know is that shes fucking awesome

[biocrafthero]

I am not immune to The Bit

[jonksi]

Said the person that just got bit by a vampire

[iapislazuli]

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

[iapislazuli]

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life