Dont Worry, You Don't Gotta Stay The Same

Call me Thex, mentally a crabby old man, physically aging into one every day. You are not entitled to my age or any other info I dont want to give

[queercanelady]

how it is apparently

[thedickcavettshow]

hurdy gurdying or gurdly hurdying? 🤨

[vintagewildlife]

"I can't believe humans would hunt the thylacine to extinction, humans are fundamentally evil" Hey, did you know that extinction was long thought to be impossible, and within 50 years of humans realizing that extinction via overhunting was a possibility it practically stopped happening? Did you know that humans are so desperate to prevent more losses that they're funneling millions of collective hours and billions of euros into helping other species? Hours and euros that could be spent on humans, and species on whom humanity's own survival does not depend? Did you know that due to an accidental introduction of rats, the Lord Howe Island stick insect population was brought down to 24 individuals and now there are tens of thousands of them?

This bug. This bug that, to most humans, is utterly useless, relatively gross, and completely foreign. Humans saved it because humans do not want to cause another extinction ever again if they can avoid it.

[nakamorijuan]

[gayweeb]

this is wrong

[southerngamerguy-deactivated201]

Yeah, she could’ve done this in her standard Sailor Moon form. Super form is overkill, really.

[halfpastcaketime-deactivated201]

Sailor Moon is stronger than Goku. I don’t make the rules. Fight me about it.

[dragonxball]

What!? 👀

[seidmadr-secrets]

I’m on a still active forum, with a solid vs debate scene. Sailor Moon vs. the God-Emperor of Mankind from 40k is one of the most treasured threads there, as Sailor Moon trashed the guy.

[catbureau]

19 pages straight of debate over Sailor Moon vs. God-Emperor of Mankind, in which every time a 40k fan desperately brings up a new point, it immediately gets negated by another one of Sailor Moon’s powers

[kamari3]

[lorencethecat]

Polycule but it’s just two people in a romantic relationship with each other and their third who’s pretty obviously aroace but also somehow so deeply intertwined in their lives that it’d just be wrong to not count them as involved. Is this anything.

[furryprovocateur]

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

[girlswater]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[snazzy-hats-and-adhd]

[zillanovikov]

every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[loth-catgirl]

now that's a friend indeed

[cipheramnesia]

"Ignore the long Elmo" no I don't think I will

[memorycycle]

(to the tune of working on the railroad) iiive been working on the railrooad

[deathgripsforcutie]

i always thought it was funny how in the lord of the rings sam and frodo head out and after awhile sam’s like “mr. frodo if i take one more step this is the farthest from the shire ive ever been” and then a ways after they meet up with merry and pippin on their daily vegetable run like jesus christ sam get out of the house once in awhile

[raviollies]

everytime i post anything OC related this image flashes before my eyes

[charlesoberonn]

Turns out you can roll a 7 on a d6

but only once.

[bethanythebogwitch]

Yugi Moto, I know that's you

[kcuf-ad]

Funny part is that if this moron just rolled the die he would have won. The game is that if you roll lower than Yugi you win, it doesn’t matter if you draw against him, you still win.

Yugi rolled a six. The ZTV director got cocky and threw the die.

[hiveswap]

big fan of when you peel back all layers of a character and at the bottom of it there's love

[hiveswap]

why are they doing this? because they loved someone so much it caused the plot to happen. Grief counts btw

[hiveswap]

ESPECIALLY a big fan of when this isn't enough to make them a good person

[adderall-juice]

me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)

[blogspede]

here you go sir

[adderall-juice]

thank you

[crochoukuro]

jax i need you to lock tf in

[ophianoi]

constantine, 2005