“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo
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“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo
Black Sesame Milk
yeah Romeo and Juliet suuucks they should’ve both survived at the end and lived happily ever after instead. but of course the writer kills them both off for shock value.
They also should've been garden gnomes
That. Includes. Hiring.
That. Includes. Scheduling.
That. Includes. Firing.
That. Includes. Approving. Or. Denying. Social. Benefits.
pulled an all-nighter and then promptly passed out, i drew this sometime and have no recollection but i think i get what i was going for
I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.
PREV??????
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yeah okay ill reblog that
just had an absolutely atrocious thought
Notes are in complete agreement
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Can you shut up about your cavern
TO THE PIT WITH YOU !
Dog where the fuck am I
Some ya’ll who are younger need to google Frank Serpico and read about his time in the NYPD and what the cops did to him and attempted to do to him up until the late 90′s. He literally had to go into hiding in Italy and Switzerland and multiple times people tried to kill him. He only came back to America after the mafia (who hated the NYPD a lot, obviously) said “you’re under our protection.”
Damn, NYPD is so bad, Mafia started protecting good cops
oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted
what the fuck
I just….?
TREASURE THIS POST. IT ONLY APPEARS ON YOUR DASH ONCE IN A BLUE MOON I SWEAR
forget posting cringe to scare off Twitter folks, we just gotta make this appear to be the constant vibe here and we’ll be good skdjskksks
what the fuck did I just watch
I felt like this after watching The Lighthouse
my new favourite movie
what did i just watch
I’ve seen this so many times by now and I STILL do not have a single clue what’s happening here.
what did i just witness
new life cuts off a part of older life- creation and destruction are the rivals that can only dance when the other dances.
what did i just witness-
Oh my God this is a sign if it appears on your dash reblog it
Oh my God this is
a sign if it appears on
your dash reblog it
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
when I was younger I didn’t understand why “may you live in interesting times” was considered a curse in ancient greece.
I get it now.
doesn’t get much more interesting than this
Die temu ad die
Hmm. Accidentally looks like latin.
It accidentally is latin