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Cho Hansol, 24, a pessimistic guy. ☆彡 RP only. Semi-lit. Please read the rules before following.

[bombing]

what is it with toddlers and personal space? if this little bald asshole touches my knee one more time i’m launching him across the parking lot

[nikest]

i love when people shut the fuck up

[apriicate-blog]

I’m so WEAK I couldn’t resist changing Hansol’s FC

SORRY

[apriicate-blog]

My schedule has been hell lately, I haven’t even had the time to meet people here and I’m already gone half the time. I feel like that’s not the right way to make friends, but I can’t help it. :(

[kevingetem]

get u a shorty w/ resting bitch face that only smiles at u

[apriicate-blog]

I’m sick today. I’ll be back tomorrow.

[kitacat-deactivated20200407]

Can I buy your boyfriend? I'll feed him and you can come see him every week.

Please groom him and give him water from time to time. It’s a deal.

[apriicate-blog]

From time to time? Like... One water every day or so? I’ve never had a pet boyfriend.

[apriicate-blog]

"They're like little loaves of bread."

@mysticmanyeo“I don’t know, man. I wouldn’t eat a Guinea pig.”

[apriicate-blog]

"Don't even joke. Guinea pigs are fucking adorable. You should use condiyioner and get piggies anyway."

“No kidding, man. You ever had pigs? They pur when you pet them.”

[apriicate-blog]

"Ever heard of conditioner, genius? Your hair looks like hay."

“Dude...” he would have argued if he’d had a worthwhile comeback, but as usual, he didn’t. Besides, maybe that was the right thing to do, in the end. Using conditioner wouldn’t hurt, and quite frankly, staying an extra 2 minutes in the shower probably wasn’t as bad as spending money on wigs all the time. 

“That’s what conditioner’s for, huh? Yeah, I’ll get some, I guess. Or I could get Guinea pigs and let them chew on my hair all day. Think that’d be cute?”

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mysticmanyeo:

“If the girls are really short it’s usually not too hard… but sometimes you see a pair of long legs and just want them. Then she shoots you down with a giggle and an ‘Aaaaawww. That’s really sweet.’ Fucking ridiculous.”

“I know the feeling all too well,” he sighed. “I’ve been putting on the bad boy act lately because I’m over people seeing me as a child idol, but they all just think I’m trying to be tough or some shit. I feel like a fucking chihuahua. The worst thing is having to show my ID everything I go out to drink.”

[mysticmanyeo-blog]

“Doesn’t like… everyone have to show their ID? No matter how old they look?” Haneul asked with a grin. “How could you possibly  pull of the bad boy act when you have a baby face like that? Look at those cheeks.”

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“Do they? Oh shit man, then some illegal shit went down the other night,” passing a hand through his unhealthy, heavily bleached hair, he chuckled uncomfortably. The following jab at his height almost got a reaction out of him, until he remembered who he was talking to. “It’s fucking rough, man. I have to like, try real hard to get it across that I’m not a kid. ...I know my cheeks are cute, though. I had them insured for 40,000 USD each. You should do the same.”

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mysticmanyeo:

“If the girls are really short it’s usually not too hard… but sometimes you see a pair of long legs and just want them. Then she shoots you down with a giggle and an ‘Aaaaawww. That’s really sweet.’ Fucking ridiculous.”

“I know the feeling all too well,” he sighed. “I’ve been putting on the bad boy act lately because I’m over people seeing me as a child idol, but they all just think I’m trying to be tough or some shit. I feel like a fucking chihuahua. The worst thing is having to show my ID everything I go out to drink.”

[apriicate-blog]

@mysticmanyeo

Don’t bring it up! Haircut is the last thing I go for! I hit rock bottom there! I’m the victim!

[mysticmanyeo-blog]

It’s a pretty bad haircut… but the dick is A+. Sometimes you gotta just deal with it.

[apriicate-blog]

Really? Damn though... How’re you still alive? He’s like twice your height... Thinking about it, though, that’s how I wanna go. Fucked to death by a tall guy.

[mysticmanyeo-blog]

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@apriicate

“My parents are basically microscopic. They’re not even big enough to be gnomes!” Haneul sighed dramatically. “I’m twenty-one, so… it’ll take a fucking miracle or some kind of black magic fuckery to make me any taller at this point.”

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“Twenty-one!” he exclaimed, not realizing how enthusiastic he sounded. “Dude! Me too! We should open like, a support group for small twenty-year-old guys.” Following his proposition disguised as a joke, he gave the other an impromptu pat on the shoulder. “Y’know what’s really hard? Finding girls who’re into short guys. You ever met one? Most of ‘em just wanna pinch your cheeks and call you cute. It gets old fast.”

[almightyx6-deactivated20190404]

Hey tall guy. How'd you get so tall? Asking for a friend.

With the right genes or some higher soles.

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impurexistence:

“Did I say something wasn’t right with you? Maybe some better hearing is what you need. Neither I was laughing about your height.“

“There’s no shame in making fun of small people. I do it all the time-- What do you know about hearing though? Your ears are, like, tiny. Not that mine are gigantic, but like... You get it. Do you think they sell higher soles that don’t make it look like I’m standing on the tip of my toes?”

[apriicate-blog]

@mysticmanyeo

Don’t bring it up! Haircut is the last thing I go for! I hit rock bottom there! I’m the victim!

[almightyx6-deactivated20190404]

Hey tall guy. How'd you get so tall? Asking for a friend.

With the right genes or some higher soles.

[apriicate-blog]

“The right genes.... Are you saying there’s something not right with mine? Wow. If haircut was part of your genes, I’d have a good comeback. I have a question though. Is it fun to laugh at small people?”