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Kirk, a female Border Collie, watching herself win the 2017 Purina Pro Challenge.
THIS IS SO PURE
THATS ME THATS ME THATS ME THATS ME THATS ME IM WATCHING A MEMORY ON MASTERS NOISE BOX THATS ME YAAAAYYY
so i made and account on tv tropes and it asked for my relationship status
i went over and was about to put in āsingleā or āitās complicatedā and, well..
i canāt deal anymore
this is beautiful
Fuck you
Tag yourself, Iām above such unnecessities andĀ Iād need a PowerPoint presentation.Ā
Just got to do some woodworking for the first time in a long while, and I am once again reminded of why I enjoy my favorite type of word to work with: Purpleheart.
Whyās it called purpleheart?
Muthafuckinā purple wood. How cool is that? Itās brown when you cut it, but due to oxidization, eventually turns to a beautiful purple color. (if you donāt seal it at this stage, itāll eventually turn red, I believe, which is still pretty, but you buy purpleheart for purple, damnit!)
And everything you make with it turns out amazing.
Purple floors?
Nice.
Purple stairs?
Fancy.
Purple table?
Sweet.
Purple guitar?
Awesome.
Purple whatever the hell is going on here?
Epic.
Itās just such a cool wood to work with, and itās sturdy enough to be used for just about anything. If I ever get a house, half of it might just end up being made out of purpleheart.
Anyway, thatās enough nerdery for one post. I will now return to reblogging stupid pictures and recipes.
For some reason this ancient, ancient post keeps getting notes randomly. It is now less than 40 notes away from 30,000.
*Why.*
*sobs*
my kitten says hello
WHAT
WAS
THAT
SOUND
I was not ready for this todayā¦This is too much cuteness. I just..I canāt even..
i just got kissed by a cat. through a screen. and i love it.
you really need to hit play you just really do
Uncultured Friends š±
This is me when I have to explain all these cross stitches:
Forget the other answers, this is correct
Thereās been a handful of pissy whiny men reblogging this and itās funny every time
I make 50p more per hour than my boyfriend. he does most of the cooking, cleaning, and food shopping. nobody feels emasculated š¤·š¼āāļø
Gonna have myself a delicious chocolate croissant.
But I better heat it up first. Much yummier that way.
The question Iāve gotten the most on this trapdoor murder basement microwave post is āwhy???ā and while there is a perfectly reasonable explanation, Iām tempted to let it remain a mystery.
However one thing that saddens me is the fact that no one has noticed you have to pretty much stand on top of an actual well to use the microwave.
Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.
Every time this is on my dash, itās an automatic reblog.
My fucking roomba woke me up at 5 am to tell me sheās stuck near a cliff.
The base of the fan counts as a cliff now, i see.
He was very scared
save him
How do you catch a hawk?!
reasons why the princess diaries 2 is actually the best movie ever made
ok so i know that when we were all young fanchildren we all watched this movie and sighed dreamily. but i am here to tell u that this movie is even better than u remember
1. the main conflict in the movie is the arranged marriage. iām gonna stop right here, because princesses in arranged marriages are a classic fanfiction trope that we are all trash for. donāt lie to yourself. but it gets BETTER. not only is there an arranged marriage⦠the guy sheās arranged to marry is actually a really chill dude. u like this dude. u know they would be good friends and partners. he would make a good king. but sHE DOESNT LOVE HIM!!! she doesnāt love him. and it would be so easy for the narrative to say ~oh look at this selfish girl she has a handsome titled good man ready to marry her sheās so SELFISH for wanting passion and true love, so naive~ (see fuckboys: iām so nice and handsome why doesnāt she love me sheās horrible) instead the narrative presents her not marrying him as a perfectly valid choice and one the viewer sides with her on. the narrative supports her choice and makes it clear it was the right decision. ADDITIONALLY, the solution presented to fix the arranged marriage problem is to DESTROY THE PATRIARCHY. like???? donāt fuck with me this movie is perfect
2. literally the other main conflict is the love interest. heās essentially a conman trying to convince mia to fall passionately in love with him so he can steal the throne. but along the way⦠he falls in love with her. THIS IS LITERALLY THE PLOT OF THREE THOUSAND FANFICTIONS PEOPLE
3. speaking of fanfictionā¦this movie is one. like, iām not even joking. the first princess diaries movie essentially compiled the first 3 books into a movie, but the sequel wasnāt based on the books at all. disney just pulled something out of their asses and was likeĀ āthis will make the fangirls happyā
4. at the beginning of the movie mia graduates from princetonās woodrow wilson school of international affairs⦠literally one of the best international studies programs on the planet.. then sheās flown to a castleā¦where sheās a princess..and has hot men falling all over herā¦and wears ballgownsā¦likeā¦mia is such a mary sue but somehow the movie manages to avoid making her one AT ALL
5. also holy shit??! mia doesnāt just stand around looking pretty as a princess.. sheās clearly really smart and genuinely cares about the people of genovia and does her best to serve them well even to itās hard work⦠like damn mia is fucking committed to being a good queen sheās not just a princess because castles make good backdrops for romances
6. the queen/joe YAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS u fucking know u shipped that shit
7. THE ENTIRE MOVIE IS ABOUT FUCKING THE PATRIARCHY. MIA IS PORTRAYED AS KIND AND SENSITIVE BUT THAT ADDS TO HER APPEAL AS A RULER NOT DETRACTS FROM IT. AT THE END OF THE MOVIE SHEāS LIKEĀ āfuck these rules written by old white men, iām gonna make my own less sexist rulesā AND THEN SHE FUCKING DOES?!? SHE FUCKING CALLS OUT THE SEXISM OF THE LAWS AND THEN CHANGES THEM. HELLO WOMEN IN PARLIAMENT! GOODBYE BOYS CLUBS! A WOMAN IS FULLY CAPABLE OF RULING ON HER OWN WITHOUT A MAN AND SHE FUCKING DRILLS THAT INTO THEIR GODDAMN HEADS
8. chris pine. what a hot piece of ass amiright
9. the number of times something fucking bizarre happens to mia and she theoretically looks into the camera like sheās on the office is comedic gold honestly. the maids?? flirting with her arranged husband?? climbing out a window?? the fAKE LEG!? mia is just trying to live her life but the universe keeps fucking it up. i feel u mia.Ā
in sum i have n o idea how the fuck this movie got made but goddamn is it not godās gift to man
You forgot:
10. Itās women working together that foil the plot. Uncle Gimliās maid is the one who tells Chris Pine that his uncle sabotaged the romantic night out in order to discredit Mia, aka the love of his life. The last we see of her is her eating pear-flavored popcorn with her feet up.
11. Also the arranged fiance, when she dumps him AT THE ALTAR, he THANKS HER for saving him from just doing his duty and not actually living his own life.
12. Lily. Everything about Lily. āShould I shoo him or should I shoo him? Tell me who to shoo and Iāll shoo.ā āMy hello is insignificant. Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, come with me.ā
Julie Andrews mattress-surfing.
Also this was the first time Julie Andrews sang post-surgery, when she didnāt think sheād ever since again, and the director was all āOkay, we have to get this in one take, because the actors will be emotionalā but the crew TOTALLY LOST IT and still managed to get it in one take, even though apparently as soon as she started, it was just TEARS EVERYWHERE.
Also, I was reminded by Twitter that the screenplay was written byā¦
Shonda Rhimes.
SHONDA DID WHAT NOW
you forgot the part where Mia is choosing her future husband and one of the Eligible Princes is gay, and instead of making a joke or derisive remark, Mia and and Lily go āright on!ā and move on to the next candidate
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Big sit energy
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i just feel like having these on my blog before i go
this is important
Warning signs of depression (generally) in order of appearance
Oh no.
well shit
Also guilt, shame, and self-loathing! You find yourself unable to do the things you want or even the things you need to do and you feel like a terrible person, itās real fun
Details From Disney Movies
In The Lion King, unlike the other lions, Scarās claws are always displayed throughout the movie.
In The Little Mermaid (1998) when King Triton is introduced, you can see Mickey, Donald, Goofy and Kermit the Frog in the crowd, underwater.
In Cars, the flies are actually tiny cars with wings.
In Hercules (1997) the Fates tell Hades all the planets will align but only show 6 planets aligning. These are the 5 planets plus Earth that the ancient Greeks were aware of and could see with the naked eye.
In Zootopia, while Officer Judy Hopps is ticketing cars around the city, she never crosses the street illegally. She always uses a crosswalk and looks both ways before crossing.
In monsters inc, sullyās chair has a hole in it to accommodate his tail.
In The Brave Little Toaster, all of the walls in the cottage are cleaned only as high as Blanky can reach.
In Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, during the food storm the presidentās of Mount Rushmore get pied in the face but Abe gets hit in the back just like his assassination.
In Cars the truck stop advertises āconvertible waitressesā i.e., topless.
In Finding Nemo, Bruce the shark starts crying when Marlin starts talking about Nemo, saying āI never knew my fatherā. Male sharks mate with the female then leave, so baby sharks never actually meet their father.
The Magic Carpet from Aladdin makes an appearance in Moana.
In UP, there are craft supplies on the table by Ellieās hospital bed when she gives the Adventure Book to Carl.
The hold up scene in the Incredibles is actually an homage to a similar scene from Die Hard with a Vengeance, which also starred Samuel L. Jackson.
In Toy Story 3 (2010) Buzz Lightyearās batteries are exposed showing the Buy n Large brand, the same company responsible for making WALLĀ·E.
In Ratatouille (2007) Anton Egoās typewriter resembles a skull and his office a coffin.
In Monsters, Inc. (2001), there are multiple sizes of coffee cup for each of the different sized monsters.
In Toy Story 2 (1999), as the restorationist is going through his equipment, he opens a drawer filled with chess pieces. This is a reference to the Pixar short āGeriās Gameā where a similar looking man plays a game of chess against himself.
In Inside Out (2015) while going through Imagination Land a game box can be seen in the background with Nemo on it called Find Me.
In Cars, you can spot Sully and Mike in cars form!
At the end of Ratatouille (2007) Anton Ego is a little bit fatter. This is especially poignant since he states, āI donāt like food, I love it⦠if I donāt love it I donāt swallow.ā
In Coco we can see The Incredibles poster.
Insuricare, the company that offers ācar life insuranceā to the cars in Cars 2, is the same company Bob Parr works for in The Incredibles.
In Inside Out (2015) two of the memory orbs on the shelves contain scenes from Up (2009). One features Carl & Ellieās wedding, while the other shows their house.
In Toy Story Woody is trapped in a crate which is stuck under a āBinfordā tool-box. Binford is the fictional tool company in the TV show Home Improvement which starred Tim Allen, the voice of Buzz Lightyear.
In The Incredibles, in Bob Parrās home office, thereās a photo from a fishing trip where it appears he caught Bruce from Finding Nemo.
In Cars 2 (2011) while in a pub in London there is a tapestry on the wall that is the DunBroch family tapestry from Brave (2012), except they are portrayed as cars.
In āRatatouilleā (2007), Linguini has to hide Remy before his second day of work. He offers to hide him in his pants, revealing his briefs covered in The Incredibles logo.
After the plane is blown up in The Incredible, Helen (Elastigirl) knows the plane debris is going to fall on them due to seeing the reflection in the water.
THIS