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@selfinducedhell
yall i haven't been on here since I started dating my irl partner cuz it felt like cheating, just in case anyone was worried I died or something, no, just deeply in love thankfully
I hope everyone I used to talk to is having a great time, just came back to check on everyone!
saw this prompt and ran to my laptop
My favorite former country boy
F/O: I loathe physical contact. I never let anyone touch me unless it's necessary.
S/I: You're literally sitting in my lap right now as we speak.
F/O: Because it's necessary.
"why do you like this character? they're grumpy and mean" uh well they'd be nice to me because i'm delightful so
my spouse and I watched the mexican episode of great british bake off because we're mexican and we thought it would be funny. the hosts asked if mexico was a real place and none of the contestants had ever heard of pico de gallo. even the judges weren't very knowledgeable about the food they were making. that one lady peeling an avocado like it's a potato. guacamolo. tah-cows.
americans take for granted their proximity to authentic mexican food. look at this bro this could be u
Update on my mom’s jesse pinkman obsession: she now calls breaking bad “Jesse” and will ask me “hey do you want to watch another episode of jesse and see what jesse does” i feel like he’s my fucking sibling im competing with for attention
“you don’t like the proliferation of terms like Unalive outside of TikTok because you realize that you’re aging out of youth culture and it makes you uncomfortable!”
no I don’t like it because there’s something INCREDIBLY dystopian about being forced to soften terms for basic parts of the human experience like death and sex (and even more so terms for oppressed minorities- call me a “le-dollar sign-bian” and I will bite you) purely because advertisers and corporations demand it
You know something beautiful abt self shipping?
No one looks at your f/o the way you do. Every self shipper is wholly unique in their love even its of a character others like too.
F/O: Autism be damned, I can work a grill!
S/I: ...These are burnt.
So I just made a joke that "more women should poison their husbands" to my cool boss and then immediately found out that he got divorced because he was poisoned by his ex-wife
taught my dog the word 'yucky' in association to grossness so if he's chewing on something weird I run up to him and yell "YUCKY" and he gives me this look
maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them
