the signs as types of introvert friends
aries: Death Jokes 24/7, talented but humble, the "doesn't talk much in class" stereotype, but will talk your head off when they get going
taurus: strong hair game, everyone thinks they're an extrovert but boy are they wrong, hella stressed about school, v shy when it comes to romance, "has one drink and is dancing on the table and/or making hella jokes" stereotype
gemini: the Most Humble, will help you if you like it or not, gently checks in on everyone, always a slut for giant sweaters, has Style, everyone loves them, would genuinely cry if you handed them a kitten
cancer: changes major 20 times, listens to nirvana and gets pissed off at "fake fans", tries to skateboard, cannot skateboard, unironically says "well, actually", "loves science more than people" stereotype
leo: failing every class but It's Fine, actually several bags of salt in a trench coat, sense of humor is calling things gay, complains about job 24/7, calls their SO 'Daddy' to make them choke on their food
virgo: has shitty music taste and is embarrassed to have the aux cord, the "drinks to be less shy and gets fucked up" stereotype, genuinely enjoys weird emojis, closet kinkster but also just wants to be cuddled
libra: has a Gay Haircut, a new york hoe, likes fashion but is not fashionable, the "anxious performer" stereotype, uses too many snapchat filters, doesn't know when to shut tf up, extremely unhealthy eating habits
scorpio: soft voiced, loves the moon, can't say no when asked to do stuff, v gentle with animals, talks all kinds of shit when they're around their best friends, hella gay, likes sweaters
sagittarius: compensates for shyness by being overtly sexual, has a secret talent, will do anything to help friends in need, wants everyone to feel included, is actually a skilled leader but still anxious 24/7
capricorn: prides themself on being fake, can write well, loves kids and/or animals, has never been drunk, posts 100 pictures of their pets, memelord, camera roll is just full of selfies and dog pics
aquarius: thinks they're Mysterious, isn't, likes gardening, probably writes embarrassing fanfic, "would rather die than dance in public" stereotype, never does homework, attracted to "over-confident" people
pisces: likes to sing, is "straight", still into superwholock, screams hamilton in public, "goes out but complains the whole time" stereotype, embraces their awkwardness, ships gay ships and calls it "sinning"
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