Part time pussy muncher

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[congressman-fleetwood]

“How ‘bout you do all of the above because that’s what I pay you for?”

“Since when are you such a literary guru, anyway? Do you even know the right answer? Is there one?”

[aprilomf]

‘The lapdance would just be business as usual, but the sandwich is gonna cost you extra”

“Back in highschool I was a straight A student in English, not to mention that I have a love for questioning the value of life and making peope extremely confused about life itself. I think there is an answer, I mean the writer was probably trying to put a meaning into the question”

[aprilomf]

“Never thought I’d ask this but, why the fuck is a raven like a writing desk?”

[scarcxstillo-deactivated2015061]

“I don’t know. I don’t know if there’s even a correct answer to that riddle or if there’s only theories. I mean, they’ve both got legs? Hell, I don’t know. I don’t care enough to think too much about it, if I’m honest.”

[aprilomf]

“Yeah but like, it’s been bothering me. All. Freaking. Day. And I don’t know why, I just ike, was thinking about the story and that question got stuck you know?”

[aprilomf]

“Never thought I’d ask this but, why the fuck is a raven like a writing desk?”

[leenarpt]

"Honestly, I’ve had the same question for awhile. But I was too distracted by Johnny Depp to actually pay attention the riddle, and then the rabbit burst in out of nowhere, I mean, yeah I get it you’re late but relax once in a while, bud."

[aprilomf]

“Johnny Depp is fine as fuck, and so is Avan Jogia. Honestly they’re both tied for me, and yeah the rabbit is basically like, extra. I mean he was so late all the time he’d probably be ate to his own wedding and funeral”

[aprilomf]

“Never thought I’d ask this but, why the fuck is a raven like a writing desk?”

[congressman-fleetwood]

“I need more tequila before you start having an existential crisis, can’t I just finish my sandwich without philosophising?”

[aprilomf]

“You always need more tequila, how bout I give you a lapdance if you give me the right answer? Or just give you another sandwich. Either works for me honestly”

[aprilomf]

“Never thought I’d ask this but, why the fuck is a raven like a writing desk?”

[urielfck]

“I’ve, uh, heard that one answer is ‘Poe wrote on both.’”

[aprilomf]

“............................Oh shit”

“I didn’t even think of that man, holy shit”

[aprilomf]

“Never thought I’d ask this but, why the fuck is a raven like a writing desk?”

[sukoonkajazeera]

[livingceleb]

[loveisa-laserquest]

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I don’t really wanna know what’s good for me.

[aprilomf]

When will I get out of here....

[beauty-but-a-funnygirl]

I am so sorry to hear that this wasn’t your choice, Stitch. 

  I know what it’s like to be forced to be somewhere. My choices were taken away from me for a long time before I came here. Neverland was my second chance…Unfortunately I don’t know the way home. I don’t think anyone can leave without Peter’s permission. I’m sorry that I can’t take you home, but what I can do is be here for you. I’m always here to listen.

[aprilomf]

Well if you cant sow me the way home the least you can do is show me the way to food

[aprilomf]

When will I get out of here....

[aprilomf]

But I don’t want to be here, I want me and Lilo to be safe back in Hawaii. Don’t any of you people understand!?

[zarina-holt]

You’re safe here…. kind of. And I’m pretty sure that’s all Wendy and her whiny people yell about all day so I’m sure they do.

[aprilomf]

-snaps; I'm not whiny

Sorry, I just don't want to become..you know? Bad

[aprilomf]

When will I get out of here....

[aprilomf]

How can this be home?! My heart’s in Hawaii with my guitar and my family! Not here, some place where some kid just dragged me to

I fucking hate Peter Pan sometimes…

[zarina-holt]

Cause you sleep, eat, and frolic here? Your heart is right here in your chest, and you can get a new guitar. As for the family, eventually the memories of them will fade into unimportance. 

I hate him all the time so get in line.

[aprilomf]

But I don't want to be here, I want me and Lilo to be safe back in Hawaii. Don't any of you people understand!?

[aprilomf]

When will I get out of here....

[beauty-but-a-funnygirl]

Hey…

  I’m sorry that you want to get out of here. But you really shouldn’t. It’s wonderful here! I’d be happy to show you around the island and I’m always here to talk if you need to. My name is Belle. What’s yours?

[aprilomf]

It's not wonderful. I was forced to be here. None of this was my choice

Stitch, and can you show me the way home?

[aprilomf]

When will I get out of here....

[aprilomf]

It’s not home

It’s filled with too much bad stuff to be home

[zarina-holt]

It is now. Home is where the heart is or some crap. Theres not that much bad stuff. It’s just different. You gotta learn to live it on the bright side. 

[aprilomf]

How can this be home?! My heart's in Hawaii with my guitar and my family! Not here, some place where some kid just dragged me to

I fucking hate Peter Pan sometimes...

[aprilomf]

WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

Being tested on....

[aprilomf]

When will I get out of here....

[zarina-holt]

Why do you want to get out of here?

[aprilomf]

It's not home

It's filled with too much bad stuff to be home

[aprilomf]

When will I get out of here....