#spstart

[gdialice-blog]

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Alice: so yeah new phone

Alice: i got no idea who i'm texting so sorry

Alice: just a psa i guess?

[delaneyomg]

“I go to the same coffee shop at least six times a week between getting something for myself or getting something for my dad. It’s gotten to the point where some of them know my order by heart, but anyways, today I go in there and there’s a new person, which is no big deal. The big deal is how you mess up an order as simple as an iced coffee with extra ice, a pump of caramel, and soy milk. I mean, I don’t think it’s a complicated order, but seriously?”

[noahcollns]

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Noah: ngl i highkey want to go see minions

Noah: so far, i haven't found anyone who's willing to go with me... and going to a movie alone just isn't my thing

Noah: care to join me?

[congressman-fleetwood]

“Ooh, shorts weather in Washington, what a treat. The sun must know I’m headed to The Hill.”

[spitfirecody]

Do you think it’s worrisome when the person who delivers your Chinese food gets excited when they see you and says, “I haven’t seen you in a while.”? Keep in mind I also normally order food for about six or seven and it’s just me.

[fckbeth-blog]

“So I’m selling cakes with my church for charity – the money’s going to a children’s cancer charity and a charity helping to build schools in developing nations – I, uh, I baked the chocolate one but I’m not sure how good it is… But it’d be great if you could buy a couple, the money’s for a really good cause!”

[fckmadison-blog]

“Hey, watch it! I can’t afford to have to pay for broken glasses and wasted alcohol. That’s my paycheck it comes out of.”

[skye-brennan-blog]

“I just finished watching all of Young & Hungry and I started it seven hours ago. I guess you can say I kind of liked it and have no life?”