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Alice: so yeah new phone
Alice: i got no idea who i'm texting so sorry
Alice: just a psa i guess?

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Alice: so yeah new phone
Alice: i got no idea who i'm texting so sorry
Alice: just a psa i guess?
“I go to the same coffee shop at least six times a week between getting something for myself or getting something for my dad. It’s gotten to the point where some of them know my order by heart, but anyways, today I go in there and there’s a new person, which is no big deal. The big deal is how you mess up an order as simple as an iced coffee with extra ice, a pump of caramel, and soy milk. I mean, I don’t think it’s a complicated order, but seriously?”
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Noah: ngl i highkey want to go see minions
Noah: so far, i haven't found anyone who's willing to go with me... and going to a movie alone just isn't my thing
Noah: care to join me?
“Ooh, shorts weather in Washington, what a treat. The sun must know I’m headed to The Hill.”
Do you think it’s worrisome when the person who delivers your Chinese food gets excited when they see you and says, “I haven’t seen you in a while.”? Keep in mind I also normally order food for about six or seven and it’s just me.
“So I’m selling cakes with my church for charity – the money’s going to a children’s cancer charity and a charity helping to build schools in developing nations – I, uh, I baked the chocolate one but I’m not sure how good it is… But it’d be great if you could buy a couple, the money’s for a really good cause!”
“Hey, watch it! I can’t afford to have to pay for broken glasses and wasted alcohol. That’s my paycheck it comes out of.”
“I just finished watching all of Young & Hungry and I started it seven hours ago. I guess you can say I kind of liked it and have no life?”