Writing Frightening Verse to a Buck-toothed Girl
In which I answer some of the questions left on my Sarahah page.
I will try! Touring on my own is tricky; as much as I would LOVE to do the Fugazi thing and just have shows in punk rooms for $5 (and I have done that a few times, with varying degrees of success), I have to be guaranteed I’ll make enough money to at least cover my flight and lodging, you know? In some cities it is easier to do this than others. Do you have 50 to 100 friends who would join you at this show in Reno? Let me know!
HOO BOY, so much; sugar is my main vice. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Blackcurrant flavo(u)red Chewits (judging by how you spelled "favourite," you might be into those too?). Whoppers, Raisinets, SweeTarts, Starbursts, Sour Patch Kids, crunchy M&Ms... I mean, basically anything except licorice.
Truly, this is rad as hell and this kind of shit makes me prouder than any of my actual achievements, so thank you! Hmmm... this is tough, because there really isn't a New Order album that I actually dislike, so... okay, from favorite to not-as-favorite:
Technique
Power, Corruption & Lies
Brotherhood
Music Complete
Low-Life
Movement
Republic
Waiting for the Sirens' Call
Get Ready
Thank you! And I still make playlists for myself every month/all the time, but I stopped posting them because I got a TON of replies like, "What do I do with this?" (I always posted a link to a zip file with the songs in order, so it would serve as a virtual mixtape), or, more often than that, people telling me what songs I "should have" put on the mix instead, or telling me which albums by whatever artists I'd put on there that I should get instead (which I already had, AHEM), just super know-it-all stuff where I'm like, "I just make these playlists because I enjoy doing it, not because I'm trying to prove my CRED to you DUDES" (it was always dudes). So, yeah. A lot of the feedback just bummed me out.
Maybe. Because it's such an oddly specific amount, I'm going to ask exactly what you need it for.
I don't have a lot of feelings about them, generally? I like Batman. Bats look cool in logos or drawings. I was stargazing one night in a forest with some friends, and bats were flying very low and close to our faces, and I was not at all psyched about that. I think they're cool I guess, but I'm not trying to like, hang out with them.
Because the Internet has unfortunately conditioned me to think most things are insults, is this a jab at my immaturity? I'm 38. I recently disabled comments on a YouTube video because a weird debate about my age was going on; one guy accused me of lying, and was like, "Yeah right, she's 39 if she's a day!" What? Why would I shave off only ONE YEAR if I were to lie? I'm 38 and I think I look every minute of it and I'm cool with that, truly. The world is on fire and time means nothing anyway.
Maaaaaybe? But thankfully, so far, only about 15 percent has been rude or weird sex stuff. Perhaps the Internet can still surprise you!
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