Aperture's Librarian

I'm Katt Podima, now librarian of Aperture. Can I help you find something? ((No NSFW plase))

[apscikatt]

OOC: Indefinite hiatus

((I'm sorry to say this, you guys, but I'm going on indefinite hiatus. 

I love you all and I had tons of fun. It wasn't anyone's fault that I have to do this. If anyone wants to try to reach me, my OOC tumblr is testchamberphi.

Thank you all, and have fun. <3))

[apscikatt]

M-M-Maybe…? Or- Or not.

Th-There’s only one way to f-find out…

[afactualandroid]

You are free to come to the facility I reside in.

Unless you would like me to visit you in your library?

[apscikatt]

I- I might feel a little better in the library, y-yes...

[apscikatt]

I…Ohmygod.

I- I- I d-don’t know! I might just combust with how red I’d b-be.

[afactualandroid]

Would it helped, then, if I held you?

[apscikatt]

M-M-Maybe...? Or- Or not.

Th-There's only one way to f-find out...

[apscikatt]

Y…es…

N-Not that it’s a bad thing! It’s opposite of bad!

[afactualandroid]

So if I were to kiss you on the cheek, what would happen?

[apscikatt]

I...Ohmygod.

I- I- I d-don't know! I might just combust with how red I'd b-be.

[apscikatt]

W-Well yes…An-And the fact that I th-think you’re…v-very good looking. 

[afactualandroid]

Thank you. As a Fact core, of course I am very handsome.

Does my physical appearance fluster you that much were I make you stutter like this?

[apscikatt]

Y...es...

N-Not that it's a bad thing! It's opposite of bad!

[apscikatt]

Exactly.

I- I know you said I have nothing to be afraid of, b-but I still get…flustered.

[afactualandroid]

Is it the simple fact that someone like myself is talking to you? That, from what I understand, someone you admire from afar has taken notice to you? As a Fact core I am well-liked by many, and can talk to them all. Including you.

[apscikatt]

W-Well yes...An-And the fact that I th-think you're...v-very good looking. 

[afactualandroid]

Bad at what? You are perfectly capable of speech.

[apscikatt]

Bad at…forming sentences? Wait no, j-just being able to be coherent in- in front of…um, you know…

[afactualandroid]

In front of me?

[apscikatt]

Exactly.

I- I know you said I have nothing to be afraid of, b-but I still get...flustered.

[apscikatt]

afactualandroid replied your post A-Ah! Good evening! U-Umis everything alright?

I am simply saying good evening. You have seemed quiet lately, and I know you enjoy, though shyly, talking to me.

Y-Yes, that’s true, I do. S-Sorry about that, I’m bad at this sort of thing…

[afactualandroid]

Bad at what? You are perfectly capable of speech.

[apscikatt]

Bad at...forming sentences? Wait no, j-just being able to be coherent in- in front of...um, you know...

[electromagneticimagingrhubarb]

apscikatt started following you

[apscikatt]

I- I don’t know how I could help you with that, sorry…

[electromagneticimagingrhubarb]

Would there happen to be a map anywhere in here? It seems only logical that a library should happen to hold one.

[apscikatt]

Maps...? Oh! O-Of course. But...I think they're only for this universe?

[apscikatt]

afactualandroid replied your post A-Ah! Good evening! U-Umis everything alright?

I am simply saying good evening. You have seemed quiet lately, and I know you enjoy, though shyly, talking to me.

Y-Yes, that's true, I do. S-Sorry about that, I'm bad at this sort of thing...

[apscikatt]

Good evening.

A-Ah! Good evening! U-Um...is everything alright?

[electromagneticimagingrhubarb]

apscikatt started following you

[apscikatt]

O-Oh…Oh, so you’re not here to look at books?

[electromagneticimagingrhubarb]

At any other time, I would be delighted to marvel at such a grand collection of books. No such library exists anywhere in my home facility. At the current moment, all I require is a way home. 

[apscikatt]

I- I don't know how I could help you with that, sorry...

[electromagneticimagingrhubarb]

apscikatt started following you

Hello ma’am. I am sorry to say that I do not recognize what kind of android you would be if you are indeed one, and if you aren’t one, I apologize for the assumption. 

[apscikatt]

Ah! N-No, no I’m not an android. I’m the librarian here, nice to meet you!

[electromagneticimagingrhubarb]

It is a pleasure to meet you as well, though I am sorry it happened to be under these circumstances. You see, I happen to have found myself quite lost.

[apscikatt]

O-Oh...Oh, so you're not here to look at books?

[apscikatt]

One disaster after another

[apscikatt]

Katt whimpered, afraid. Her vision was starting to go blurry. She opened her left eye, revealing that it had gone a shade of green.

“It’s- It’s just I’m not s-so sure I can stop it from hurting you.” She shuddered, then stiffened. “I- I…” Then she went limp, blacking out entirely. 

[wholesomeadventuring-deactivate]

“Don’ you worry, I’m a fully upgraded Adventure Sphere an’ I cin take care ‘a myself,” he went on before realizing Katt had passed out. “K-Katt?” he asked uncertainly as he lifted her head closer to him. “Katt! Aw geez….”

[apscikatt]

Katt was unresponsive, breathing very shallow for a moment, then it quickened, drawing in sharply like she was in pain. Then she relaxes again with a sigh.

After a minute, her eyes flutter open, a look of confusion on her face. She focuses on Rick, looking angry a moment, then her expression softens. "I am sorry, something must have come over me."

[apscikatt]

Katt was still extremely flustered, pacing to try to calm herself down. What might be worse is that Morgan was acting like nothing had just happened when something most certainly almost happened. 

“U-Um…Um, Morgan I- I…” She stared at the food, stomach growling at the sight. “O-Okay, let’s just eat something…” She sat down, almost falling over as the dress floofed out. “Ack! Oops…”

[aperturepackrats]

Morgan grinned. “Careful! I guess that’s why I don’t wear the big dresses all that much. I’m out of practice.” She loaded up a plate with pasta and dumplings and potato salad, with a slice of pizza on top. “I used to wear dresses a lot, back in Oz… but then, I had longer hair, and…” Her smile falters before picking up again. “Well, it was different.”

“Take whatever you feel like, Katt! It’s all here for us. Oh, and did you want a drink? There’s sodas and water here, but I’ve got some alcohol and stuff over at the drinks cabinet. Tea and coffee, too.”

[apscikatt]

Katt loaded up on pizza and bread sticks, something she hadn't had in a very long time. All the food looked very rich after living off of hospital fare for weeks. 

She didn't question more about Morgan's past, it was obvious it was painful. "I didn't like wearing dresses for a long time, but then one day...I don't know. Like the latent girliness in me woke up."

Her eyes widened at the mention of alcohol, but then again, mixing that and the current situation...she didn't know where that would lead. "Maybe...maybe one glass of something. Wine...Something, you know, tame."

[steg]

[deathpoolquinn]

because if you have to kill somebody, you better do it fabulously

[jackrattmann]

These remind me of someone…

[daughter-of-glados-deactivated2]

(ohoh!  is it me?)

[insanityprone-blog]

“Too bloody colouful. Attracts unwanted attention. …And besides. Red absolutly clashes with that colour scheme.”

[apscikatt]

((I have a knife like that...))

[magitekconveyor]

Opening Commissions

Sketches ($2-$5)

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Fanart

OCs

OCxCanon

Tasteful nudity

Simple backgrounds

DO NOT’s

Porn

Excessive gore

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Thank you!

[magitekconveyor]

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[apscikatt]

((If anyone is interested))